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Lantern Ghost the gummiest worm of them all Level: 55 Posts: 737/754 EXP: 1241237 Next: 72952 Since: 06-24-14 From: treehouse Last post: 10 days ago Last view: 9 days ago |
I can't make this shit up anymore it's not even like an april fool's joke or anything
Are normal old toothbrushes too boring? Get a Bluetooth-enabled toothbrush! It connects to an app and tells you shit about your teeth. It totally doesn't store your private medical information on others' computers or anything, just in the cloud, safe and sound. somebody will buy it |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1781/2041 EXP: 5615568 Next: 46384 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 431 days ago Last view: 4 days ago |
but hey it can play music
i don't understand why you need an app for this just look at your fucking teeth, and if you're that worried visit a dentist ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 8151/9020 EXP: 56279779 Next: 207865 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 1 day ago Last view: 1 day ago |
of course. slap bluetooth on any goddamn normal object and there'll be techsheep to buy it.
"oooo it's sold as PROGRESS and INNOVATION! it can only be better than before! and we have to follow PROGRESS or become dinosaurs!" I don't want to imagine how it goes when you have to get a new toothbrush, but considering today's standards, you likely just trash the whole thing. won't say shit either about the constant need for statistics and numbers. "ooooo I can monitor my blood pressure in real time!!" fucking great. ____________________ NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is zafkflzdasd |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1782/2041 EXP: 5615568 Next: 46384 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 431 days ago Last view: 4 days ago |
can't wait for the new bluetooth chair
tracks your physical features of your butt to adjust your sitting style. we also get that information to our secret headquarters, woohoo free butts ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
Jamie |
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Member banned by request Level: 47 Posts: 419/531 EXP: 742145 Next: 24058 Since: 04-01-14 Last post: 2018 days ago Last view: 2018 days ago |
there will be bluetooth beds soon
guaranteed to trace your sex habits :v |
HEYimHeroic |
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Lantern Ghost i'm alice Level: 52 Posts: 353/770 EXP: 1059322 Next: 24518 Since: 08-04-17 Last post: 86 days ago Last view: 86 days ago |
*buys bluetooth bed*
*in the big tech company ceo's office* "okay, the first results are in" "why does this one coming from a 'heroic' just say 'null'" ____________________ yeah |
LeftyGreenMario |
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Don't like politics? Too bad, it's-a Mario time. Level: 82 Posts: 1541/2062 EXP: 5098786 Next: 110441 Since: 03-14-16 From: Stabbing Wario Last post: 419 days ago Last view: 418 days ago |
Posted by salty idk your teeth looks fine and doesn't hurt, but the moment you go out, you need a root canal happened to me would be fine if my teeth could be monitored because I feel even if brush twice a day, I'd still get cavities. |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 8195/9020 EXP: 56279779 Next: 207865 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 1 day ago Last view: 1 day ago |
fluorine is good for your teeth, makes them strong and all
that's one of the few things mom did right, yadda yadda credit where credit is due other than that, I got some trouble but it seems to be going away w/ wisdom teeth being grown but not completely or something weird. the nearby gum got crapoed and it hurt. ____________________ NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is zafkflzdasd |
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