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Tierage
Posted on 07-25-18 02:07 AM Link | #95185
I can't make this shit up anymore it's not even like an april fool's joke or anything

Are normal old toothbrushes too boring? Get a Bluetooth-enabled toothbrush! It connects to an app and tells you shit about your teeth. It totally doesn't store your private medical information on others' computers or anything, just in the cloud, safe and sound.

somebody will buy it


...Yourself

salty
Posted on 07-25-18 07:26 AM (rev. 2 of 07-25-18 07:28 AM) Link | #95189
but hey it can play music

i don't understand why you need an app for this just look at your fucking teeth, and if you're that worried visit a dentist

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StapleButter
Posted on 07-25-18 07:42 AM Link | #95191
of course. slap bluetooth on any goddamn normal object and there'll be techsheep to buy it.

"oooo it's sold as PROGRESS and INNOVATION! it can only be better than before! and we have to follow PROGRESS or become dinosaurs!"

I don't want to imagine how it goes when you have to get a new toothbrush, but considering today's standards, you likely just trash the whole thing.

won't say shit either about the constant need for statistics and numbers. "ooooo I can monitor my blood pressure in real time!!" fucking great.

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salty
Posted on 07-25-18 08:31 AM Link | #95192
can't wait for the new bluetooth chair

tracks your physical features of your butt to adjust your sitting style.

we also get that information to our secret headquarters, woohoo free butts

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Jamie
Posted on 07-27-18 11:28 AM Link | #95214
there will be bluetooth beds soon

guaranteed to trace your sex habits :v

RealHeroicGamer
Posted on 07-28-18 03:33 AM Link | #95224
*buys bluetooth bed*

*in the big tech company ceo's office*
"okay, the first results are in"
"why does this one coming from a 'heroic' just say 'null'"

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LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 08-09-18 08:52 PM Link | #95377
Posted by salty
but hey it can play music

i don't understand why you need an app for this just look at your fucking teeth, and if you're that worried visit a dentist

idk your teeth looks fine and doesn't hurt, but the moment you go out, you need a root canal

happened to me

would be fine if my teeth could be monitored because I feel even if brush twice a day, I'd still get cavities.

StapleButter
Posted on 09-07-18 06:42 AM Link | #95810
fluorine is good for your teeth, makes them strong and all


that's one of the few things mom did right, yadda yadda credit where credit is due


other than that, I got some trouble but it seems to be going away

w/ wisdom teeth being grown but not completely or something weird. the nearby gum got crapoed and it hurt.

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