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Main - Profile for StapleButter

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Total posts 7480 (7480 found, 4.12 per day)
Total threads 581 (581 found, 0.32 per day)
Registered on 07-02-12 08:02 PM (1817 days ago)
Last post 06-23-17 03:48 PM (9 hours ago)
in I missed out on a lot of stuff. (General Chat)
Last view 06-23-17 07:05 PM (6 hours ago)
at /board/thread.php?pid=83965

Contact information
Email address thetotalworm@gmail.com
Homepage Kuribo64 - http://kuribo64.net/

User settings
Theme Nostalgia
Time offset 6:00 from server, 6:00 from you
(current time: 06-24-17 07:31 AM)
Items per page 20 posts, 50 threads
RPG status

Equipped items
Weapons WeiƟsilber 
Armor Magnet pill 
Shields TV 
Helmets Top hat 
Boots Bouncy shoes 
Accessories Series-of-tubes sandwich 

Personal information
Real name  
Location in a box :D
Birthday March 30th, 1994 (23 years old)
Bio 29 Dec 2012: Activity Syndrome get
05 Jan 2013: Activity Syndrome +Mountain Dew Voltage Syndrome. Over 1000 new posts in 24 hours. Epic posting spree, really.

don't eat the butterflies please

current projects

* CoinKiller; use it if you're too rich
* melonDS or something else... maybe
* the demise of capitalism
* other crap

The Nintendo 7DS

* comes in 4 different versions: 7DS, New 7DS, 7DSi, New 7DSi; all released one month apart, mutually incompatible
* comes in XL flavor but also XS flavor for dwarves
* battery life is around one hour; can be extended with a hugeass addon battery back (sold separately)
* usage requires registration to Nintendo's services and confirmation from your country's healthcare services that you aren't subject to seizures or other shit
* not suitable for children under 25920 hours
* comes with two autostereoscopic touchscreens, resolution 800x480
* requires permanent internet connection to send usage statistics to Nintendo to help them improve user experience (and to help the NSA improve their knowledge of you)
* game cartridge is the same shape as a DS cartridge but with 6 tabs added all around to prevent insertion in 6DS/5DS/4DS/3DS/DS models
* backwards compatible with 6DS, 5DS, 4DS, 3DS and DS (and GBA/GBC if you can hack the hardware together) even though all the 7DS models are mutually incompatible
* Android-based OS with built-in advertisement, DLC and in-game purchase support
* security: surface taser triggers if you try to disassemble the console
* oh, and weirdass W-shaped screws noone else is using
* system monitor destroys all the data and fries the CPU if it detects that the system was hacked into
* can be hooked to HDTV or projector (great for retro-themed games, looks like total shit otherwise)
* compatible with 240V, 110V and 250000V power lines and gasoline
* USB port for use with Nintendo-made extension devices (no USB sticks to export your data or keyboards to type shit more easily, fuck off)
* SD card slot, SD card is mostly worthless though (proprietary partition format encrypted and signed with per-console keys)
* can be run over by a bus and take no damage; doesn't resist your hyperactive clumsy kids more than two hours though
* RS232 extension port for compatibility with NES extension devices, even though none of them work anymore by now
* comes with New Super Mario Bros 8; goal is to rescue Princess Peach again, levels require an increasing number of coins to be played, coins can be acquired ingame or bought via the eShop
* comes with Radeon X1950Pro GPU

and then they say that Nintendo went bankrupt

[03:45:16] <StapleButter> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU_H6M4tvPw
[03:45:21] <StapleButter> StarLand is the voltmeter in the background
[03:45:27] <StapleButter> flailing wildly
[03:45:38] <StapleButter> between 'i want unban' and 'omg you suck'

Youtube coding
if (browser != "Google Chrome" && (video.ID & 0xF) == 0)
if (video.volume < 50)
video.volume = 50; // :trollface:

Scrydan comedy

How to be a perfect hipster coder

* Blindly follow the day's trendy practices.
* Never test your code. The end user is the tester.
* When coding a website, reimplement the browser's functionality in JS as much as you can.
* When coding a desktop app, same thing! Just make it as a webpage into a stripped-down Chrome. It's trendy and efficient!
* Be different! It's cool, no matter what you do. Screw consistency.
* Assume everybody is constantly connected to the internet via unmetered, unlimited gigabit fiber.
* Oh and also assume everybody is using Chrome.

<TMolter> that

[00:50:10] <juniorblaqualuigi> like I said I will take legal action if your not willing to settle this like adults
[00:57:31] <juniorblaqualuigi> also StapleButter
[00:57:41] <juniorblaqualuigi> when I said kiss my foot
[00:57:46] <juniorblaqualuigi> I meant it
[00:57:56] <juniorblaqualuigi> you are a big moron

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Posted on 06-24-17 01:31 AM
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Welcome to my kingdom, my minions!

Mario's main weakness is... zZzz...

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oshit you just found my secret

My main weakness is... pasta

have fun tearing me apart now

~ Mario ~

RHCafe - NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul

<SmithJrBlaquaLuigi> Now look, I am not going to make fun of you, but I would like to advise you to kiss my foot.
<SmithJrBlaquaLuigi> I would like to advise you to kiss my butt
<SmithJrBlaquaLuigi> I would like to advise you to suck my dick

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