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Fire Brother Normal user Level: 63 Posts: 948/1121 EXP: 2029346 Next: 67806 Since: 04-24-16 Last post: 534 days ago Last view: 501 days ago |
half my brain says it didn't happen
the other one says "what is in that supermarket that could be sold here" |
Belsaw |
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Member If you are reading this, you have eyes. Level: 25 Posts: 88/137 EXP: 78722 Next: 10898 Since: 09-20-17 From: Nokia Baywatch, Aisle Del Phenyl Last post: 2220 days ago Last view: 2288 days ago |
Halloween is long over. The supermarket was were the enemy conducted weird animal experimentations and apparent biological weapons research. Like this weird bread with "craters" on it. Or at least it looked like bread. Blackish purple tentacles came out of the "craters". You definitely do not want to sell it in the Kuribo Cafe.
The supermarket was kinda similar to these pictures: Oh wait, I found a real life picture from before the war: I remember this exact area. It's where I found this small capsule or pod or tank or whatever that had the burnt remains of what I think was a fish. Well, that's what I think it looked like. Inside those freezers in the right of the picture were sealed metal boxes containing biological weapons that were alleged to be in the form of cakes and pastres. I don't know for certain as we weren't allowed to open them since they were biological weapons. All I will say is I really hope Kuribo Cafe does not have any mysterious cakes or pastries from unknown sources. |
fiver |
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Fire Brother Normal user Level: 63 Posts: 949/1121 EXP: 2029346 Next: 67806 Since: 04-24-16 Last post: 534 days ago Last view: 501 days ago |
well...
I don't even know who works here anymore, no guarantees |
Belsaw |
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Member If you are reading this, you have eyes. Level: 25 Posts: 89/137 EXP: 78722 Next: 10898 Since: 09-20-17 From: Nokia Baywatch, Aisle Del Phenyl Last post: 2220 days ago Last view: 2288 days ago |
If you come across any of it, you should nuke it. Literally. It's the only way to ensure it doesn't spread whatever disease it contains. If you don't hsve a nuke, throw it into a nuclear reactor that is in operation.
(Oh and should I make a thread that expands upon that Searing Sands War story?) |
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Fire Brother Normal user Level: 63 Posts: 953/1121 EXP: 2029346 Next: 67806 Since: 04-24-16 Last post: 534 days ago Last view: 501 days ago |
yes, you should
also wouldn't nuking it spread the waste |
Belsaw |
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Member If you are reading this, you have eyes. Level: 25 Posts: 90/137 EXP: 78722 Next: 10898 Since: 09-20-17 From: Nokia Baywatch, Aisle Del Phenyl Last post: 2220 days ago Last view: 2288 days ago |
(Alright.)
No, it wouldn't. It would destroy or kill any bacteria, viruses, and other microbes. Please don't tell me Kuribo Cafe doesn't irradiate some of their products... |
fiver |
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Fire Brother Normal user Level: 63 Posts: 955/1121 EXP: 2029346 Next: 67806 Since: 04-24-16 Last post: 534 days ago Last view: 501 days ago |
well, you see, funny thing...
* fiver holds up list of disclaimers stuffed under counter |
HEYimHeroic |
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Lantern Ghost i'm alice Level: 52 Posts: 226/770 EXP: 1059129 Next: 24711 Since: 08-04-17 Last post: 85 days ago Last view: 85 days ago |
wait, you're telling me that i'm supposed to actually conduct health checks on the food products we give out? jeez, you people... ____________________ yeah |
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Member Lurker. Seeker. Poster. Pal. Level: 9 Posts: 9/15 EXP: 2799 Next: 363 Since: 12-16-17 From: New Jersey, USA Status: Not even mad. Since: 2001 Last post: 2321 days ago Last view: 1892 days ago |
Oh hey, a cafe! I sure could go for a...
*stumbles into a conversation about biological weapons, haunted supermarkets, and declining health standards* ...cappuccino? |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1619/2041 EXP: 5614889 Next: 47063 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 430 days ago Last view: 3 days ago |
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Underrated Sports Ball Level: 69 Posts: 652/1286 EXP: 2854627 Next: 15116 Since: 10-29-13 From: Backyard Last post: 158 days ago Last view: 74 days ago |
Can I have a ? sandwich please? ____________________ Netplay is a language we all speak. Here’s my Discord. Kinda constructed now where we talk about whatever and lounge around on weekends. https://discord.gg/CqMArxq |
Robbie Rage |
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Member Lurker. Seeker. Poster. Pal. Level: 9 Posts: 11/15 EXP: 2799 Next: 363 Since: 12-16-17 From: New Jersey, USA Status: Not even mad. Since: 2001 Last post: 2321 days ago Last view: 1892 days ago |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1621/2041 EXP: 5614889 Next: 47063 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 430 days ago Last view: 3 days ago |
Posted by Swingball sorry, someone took all the mushrooms Posted by Robbie Rage well then we're gonna have a huge problem with adding caramel ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
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Member Lurker. Seeker. Poster. Pal. Level: 9 Posts: 12/15 EXP: 2799 Next: 363 Since: 12-16-17 From: New Jersey, USA Status: Not even mad. Since: 2001 Last post: 2321 days ago Last view: 1892 days ago |
You weaponized the caramel?
I think I can get used to this place. |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1622/2041 EXP: 5614889 Next: 47063 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 430 days ago Last view: 3 days ago |
yep, it's sticky properties is very useful when trapping your enemies ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
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Panser Normal user Level: 37 Posts: 290/338 EXP: 324872 Next: 13381 Since: 10-31-16 From: Somewhere in the Galaxy... Last post: 1499 days ago Last view: 1016 days ago |
I go on vacation for a few days and I return to weaponized caramel.
I love it! It's foolproof! Now, time to go whip up a few tons of caramel. The more, the better! |
fiver |
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Fire Brother Normal user Level: 63 Posts: 968/1121 EXP: 2029346 Next: 67806 Since: 04-24-16 Last post: 534 days ago Last view: 501 days ago |
hey who the fuck got the idea of selling caramel
caramel is shit you're fired |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1623/2041 EXP: 5614889 Next: 47063 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 430 days ago Last view: 3 days ago |
i'm literally the owner how do you fire the owner ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
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Fire Brother Normal user Level: 63 Posts: 969/1121 EXP: 2029346 Next: 67806 Since: 04-24-16 Last post: 534 days ago Last view: 501 days ago |
Posted by salty haha |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1624/2041 EXP: 5614889 Next: 47063 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 430 days ago Last view: 3 days ago |
context~~~
i was referring to your ownership of your old cafe, which is STILL burning in case you didn't know, and it's up to you ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
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