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salty
Posted on 09-04-17 10:55 PM Link | #87831
Welcome to the NEW Kuribo Cafe!

You may have known the old cafe, as I do, since I worked there as a waiter!

Well!

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don't know who burned it down, but i don't own it, so it's up to xkitten


Anyway, we got some new food to spice up the cafe, on top of your favorite old dishes!
Kuribo Kurry:
Spicy goombas topped off with sauce! Rice required or else. May or may not cause you to breathe fire.

Koopa Kiwi Berries:
Berries picked from Koopa Shells. Hard as a rock, but hey, there's chocolate inside! Don't know why, but hey, chocolate!

Captain Toad's Chicken Surprise:
Chicken with a little love from Toad. If he screams loudly, he's saying OK! Either that or he's contemplating why he's working here.

We're also accepting workers! Right now we need every kind of worker, as Toad's the only one cooking and our boss Waluigi is bragging to his friends about how he owns the new cafe, and not finding us any workers :/

There's also a winebar, which I manage, but if you get too drunk you'll have to hang out with all the other drunks in a special room. (spectators can watch them fight over stuff that really only triggers them with they're drunk).

Eat at the cafe today! Or tomorrow. Or never, but that would be a dick move.

MarioBurger71
Posted on 09-04-17 11:09 PM (rev. 2 of 09-04-17 11:10 PM) Link | #87832

I want to work as the guy who sits and does nothing! Requires the highest education possible, but it's worth it!

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Swingball
Posted on 09-04-17 11:11 PM Link | #87833
Can we beat up Toad on the Holidays? >:) If not, then you have already lost me as an employee.

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Here’s my Discord. Still setting stuff up though, because I need my laptop.

https://discord.gg/CqMArxq

salty
Posted on 09-04-17 11:15 PM (rev. 2 of 09-04-17 11:15 PM) Link | #87837
Posted by MarioBurger71
I want to work as the guy who sits and does nothing! Requires the highest education possible, but it's worth it!

Hired. Reminder that Toad has a memory that spans over 10 seconds, so if he sees you as a worker he may hit you with a frying pan, since he thinks workers are supposed to work. And with his memory span issue, prepare to be hit a lot.

Also, your pay is 1 cent a month.

Posted by Swingball
Can we beat up Toad on the Holidays? >:) If not, then you have already lost me as an employee.

Only with soft objects, such as pool noodles.

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MarioBurger71
Posted on 09-04-17 11:18 PM Link | #87838

Posted by salty
Hired. Reminder that Toad has a memory that spans over 10 seconds, so if he sees you as a worker he may hit you with a frying pan, since he thinks workers are supposed to work. And with his memory span issue, prepare to be hit a lot.

Also, your pay is 1 cent a month.

I have a frying pan myself, prepare for me to block him a lot. Also, highest pay anyone will ever see, honoured to make that money :D

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salty
Posted on 09-04-17 11:19 PM Link | #87839
Welcome aboard then! There are plenty places to sit, but please do not disturb the customers. Depending on the person, he may have a hammer that does some powers you wouldn't want to be affected by.

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Swingball
Posted on 09-04-17 11:20 PM Link | #87840
Posted by salty
Only with soft objects, such as pool noodles.
Well count me out as an employee then. :(

Doesn't mean I won't stop by as a customer tho? ;)


Double-Ninja'd, dang it!

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Here’s my Discord. Still setting stuff up though, because I need my laptop.

https://discord.gg/CqMArxq

TheSunCat
Posted on 09-04-17 11:26 PM Link | #87841
I need a job. Can I work here? I can work as a modeler for.... the... uhh.....
Food!

Or as a...... ran out of ideas.. :/

What jobs do you need?

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MarioBurger71
Posted on 09-04-17 11:31 PM Link | #87843

The "beating the customers with a frying pan" job I think.

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salty
Posted on 09-04-17 11:36 PM Link | #87845
Posted by TheSunCat
I need a job. Can I work here? I can work as a modeler for.... the... uhh.....
Food!

Or as a...... ran out of ideas.. :/

What jobs do you need?

any job that HELPS us.

key word:
HELPS

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Swingball
Posted on 09-04-17 11:38 PM Link | #87846
Can I work as long as I "have Toadette for myself" on the holidays instead of Toad?

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Netplay is a language we all speak.

Here’s my Discord. Still setting stuff up though, because I need my laptop.

https://discord.gg/CqMArxq

salty
Posted on 09-04-17 11:50 PM Link | #87847
toadette isn't working, but i can call her i guess

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Swingball
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DoubleYoshiExploshi
Posted on 09-05-17 05:59 AM Link | #87852
Not trusting this. This is gonna end up like the old cafe.

salty
Posted on 09-05-17 06:03 AM Link | #87853
You fool, I have something that the old cafe doesn't.

edible food

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SuperML
Posted on 09-05-17 10:15 AM Link | #87856
Can I work as a cook? I have lots of experience with cooking.

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shibboleet
Posted on 09-05-17 10:18 AM Link | #87857
i know how to cook cocaine

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Super Hackio
Posted on 09-05-17 11:04 AM Link | #87863



I KNOW HOW I CAN HELP!!

I can do the cash register & stuff! I am good at maths! :P
(I got a A[98%] in math this year, so I MUST be good at it... Right?)

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Swingball
Posted on 09-05-17 12:35 PM (rev. 2 of 09-05-17 12:36 PM) Link | #87869
Posted by salty
toadette isn't working, but i can call her i guess
No I mean have her instead of Toad.

____________________
Netplay is a language we all speak.

Here’s my Discord. Still setting stuff up though, because I need my laptop.

https://discord.gg/CqMArxq

TheSunCat
Posted on 09-05-17 02:01 PM Link | #87879
I can beat customers with frying pans!

I think, with a bit of practice, I can be really good at it.

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Also actively working on a new Whitehole revision, hopefully to release soon...

YouTube: click here to become all-powerful
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