Because I'm an admin

I wish I did.

Aw man there goes my purple name

Posted by StapleButter

you're not cool enough to be an admin

Wait being an admin is a meter to how cool you are??

Never knew that. I thought it required skill or some crap.

Why am I not cool!?!?!?

Am I the only one who really really hates wireless mice?

I also get a ton of connection problems between it and the computer, so it's a pain in the ass to move it around because it's extremely unresponsive unless you're at this certain optimal point. With wired mice, you don't have to worry about that. Also, consuming batteries suck. I never had much problems with my wired mouse, there's really no need for it to go wireless

And lag is one of the many reasons I don't play online.

Posted by StapleButter

oh there's that ad for toothpaste


it's a classroom, the teacher teaches how sugar and shit attack your teeth, that kind of shit

then the kids:
"omg it's terrible"
"what can we do?"
...

(then they show you their amazing revolutionary toothpaste)



like, do those kids not know about toothpaste??

I think what's even more hilarious is that the mere act of brushing your teeth (without toothpaste) does most of the work of getting rid of plaque

I don't like playing Smash online because it heavily relies on precise input. Whenever I play online, it feels like my inputs are on molasses and my character reacts very sluggishly. And it teaches you a bad habit, because you adjust to it and thus face a disadvantage against others who play without online.

Will Miitomo become the next Miiverse?

What is your preferred method of brutally murdering infinite scroll?

try plugging the AV components into the wrong places in the tv, i heard the tv will explode

so you can actually say "pm" in a Nintendo thing without getting banned

holy ass

If I can mod my 3DS, then I can finally stop using it to take screenshots for good

I hate sites that do some overlay crap while I'm in the middle of reading an article, ESPECIALLY on mobile.