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salty
Posted on 12-09-18 06:25 PM Link | #96671
Granted, I don't get the reference. Sorry.
I wish people made better wishes besides "this wish but you can't do anything about it".

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SkylanderKat
Posted on 12-09-18 06:49 PM Link | #96672
Granted, but it backfires with people making worse-r wishes.

I wish for an Indistructable robot that can take over the world.

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Thierry
Posted on 12-09-18 07:33 PM Link | #96675
Granted, it's a robot with the ability to take over the world and the will to do so.
now if only you could side with the robot.

I wish for chicken more juicy and salty than average.
[17:45:16] IceFairyAmy: i don't want a girlfriend tbh, it'd be a waste of time
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Arisotura
Posted on 12-09-18 07:36 PM Link | #96676
granted, but it's filled with chocolate


I wish I could take a shit without feeling like I'm shitting my anus inside-out

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SkylanderKat
Posted on 12-10-18 10:11 AM Link | #96682
Granted, but your butthole gets stuck and you're constipated.

I wish I could fly

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Arisotura
Posted on 12-10-18 10:25 AM Link | #96683
granted, but you don't control the direction of it, and you constantly crash into walls


I wish timings in melonDS would stop being utter shitcrap

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salty
Posted on 12-10-18 12:05 PM Link | #96684
Granted. Unfortunately desmume comes out with a surprise update that makes it superior in every way than melonDS.

I wish it snowed a lot more so I wouldn't have to prepare for school

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SkylanderKat
Posted on 12-10-18 12:30 PM Link | #96685
granted, but it snowed so much, you lost electricity for days, resulting in no heating and you froze.

I wish Chipotle would take Gluten back out of their wraps, they way it use to be. Freaking morons!

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Skyrym
Posted on 12-10-18 03:44 PM Link | #96687
Granted but they put sugar in their wraps ruining all of the foods.

I wish Youtube Rewind 2018 wasn't such a disappointment.

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Moline
Posted on 12-10-18 10:13 PM (rev. 2 of 12-10-18 10:14 PM) Link | #96690
Granted, except you are now forced to watch Daily motion Rewind 2018, which is "Get me off this earth" bad.

I wish I could drink mouthwash safely.

salty
Posted on 12-10-18 10:52 PM Link | #96692
Granted. You unfortunately drink vegetable oil unsafely.

I wish I had audiotechnica headphones.

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Thierry
Posted on 12-11-18 12:03 AM Link | #96693
Granted. it's way too high-tech for your PC, and stuck to max volume! it's gonna be hard to fap discreetly.

I wish for Smash Ultimate.
[17:45:16] IceFairyAmy: i don't want a girlfriend tbh, it'd be a waste of time
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salty
Posted on 12-11-18 01:04 AM Link | #96694
Granted, unfortunately it came with an accidental item too! me! mwahahahaha. how will you overcome this hardship now

i wish my door actually had a functioning lock on it

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Thierry
Posted on 12-11-18 02:07 AM Link | #96695
Granted. it's certainly functional, til I start picking the lock. I'm not skilled at it, but who do you think installed that lock? :3

I wish I seriously played Smash 4.
[17:45:16] IceFairyAmy: i don't want a girlfriend tbh, it'd be a waste of time
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SkylanderKat
Posted on 12-11-18 08:45 AM Link | #96699
Granted, but you played it so much that you got bad grades in school or never went to your good paying job. Now you have no money for electricity or water.

I wish that my Mom and Stepdad would quit freaking fighting so I can get some freaking sleep. (No joke)

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salty
Posted on 12-11-18 12:59 PM Link | #96700
Granted, unfortunately you keep using the word "freaking" that it eventually gets annoying. You lose your friends.

I wish I had more food to eat.

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SkylanderKat
Posted on 12-11-18 04:46 PM Link | #96702
Granted, but you run out of drinks.

I wish the cup of my sanity would never run empty

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Skyrym
Posted on 12-11-18 10:51 PM Link | #96705
Posted by SkylanderKat
Granted, but you played it so much that you got bad grades in school or never went to your good paying job. Now you have no money for electricity or water.

I wish that my Mom and Stepdad would quit freaking fighting so I can get some freaking sleep. (No joke)

(On a seperate note I hope your okay)

Granted, but your cup of memes runs empty

I wish Super Smash Bros. Ultimate story mode was darker and more violent like SSBB.

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Life is meaningless and death approaches.
SO THAT'S WHY I HACK NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. WII
I am currently working on a hack of Newer Super Mario Bros. Wii by the Newer Team called, Newer Super Mario Bros. Nostalgia
Dear RVLution,
Our love broke my heart,

i t , s t o p p e d , y o u r s

Arisotura
Posted on 12-12-18 06:26 AM Link | #96710
granted, but there's only one episode in it, where you fight a giant strawberry

it's extremely dark and violent, but you're still mainly fighting a giant strawberry for hours on end


I wish I could fart infinitely and on command

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NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
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zafkflzdasd

salty
Posted on 12-12-18 12:44 PM Link | #96714
Granted, but I control whenever you burp. mwahaha

I wish I had thiccer blankets

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