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StapleButter
Posted on 05-25-18 02:18 PM Link | #94429
So as you might already know, in EU we now have these new rules regarding handling and protection of personal data. As our server is located in Amsterdam, this applies to us too.

Therefore:

* The board tracks your location and momentum to provide better service. You can opt out of location tracking, but momentum tracking is mandatory.

* It is legal to smoke weed in the board, as long as that is done in compliance with our rules.

* MD5 hashes of your passwords are sold to Sega (they pay better than Google). Don't worry, MD5 hashes are totally safe!

* The pixels forming the banner are transmitted over a TLS 4.2 connection using 8192-bit RSA and estradiol hemihydrate.

* We have a privacy-threatening exploit where posts submitted to the board can be read by an attacker using a regular web browser. We're working on it.

* Nintendo may request permission to alter usernames and post headers at any time. They may not alter signatures, though.

* You can technically access the Shop storage room at any time as the shop guy never locks it. Not sure why you would want to enter that ungodly mess, but you can.

* We keep banned users in the basement. Given how thick the walls and ceiling are, their privacy there is fine.

* Most of the data stored on the server are Fort Boyard recordings. There are also some weird old code files that seem to make the board work, somehow.

* There is a full Super Mario Galaxy ROM in the attic.

* The server tracks which pages you visit. We offer to sell the logs for $17/KB, but nobody seems to be interested.

* The server deletes your IP address.


That's about it, as far as I can remember.

Happy Kuriboing! Knowledge is power they say.

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what do you use to measure bolts? a boltmeter

Swingball
Posted on 05-25-18 02:42 PM Link | #94433
I’d like to know more concerning the new rules about banned users please. Thank you. :)

Thierry
Posted on 05-25-18 02:54 PM Link | #94434
dear overlord, we need to know

      under what circumstances is drunk sex with waifus banned?
[17:45:16] IceFairyAmy: i don't want a girlfriend tbh, it'd be a waste of time

<NWPlayer123> shibs is a nerd pass it on

RicBent
Posted on 05-25-18 03:17 PM (rev. 3 of 05-25-18 04:44 PM) Link | #94435

-> we
I bet it's only you.

-> when banned
When your name starts with a T.

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StapleButter
Posted on 05-25-18 03:41 PM Link | #94436
looks like I might have to ban you, then

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what do you use to measure bolts? a boltmeter

RicBent
Posted on 05-25-18 04:39 PM (rev. 2 of 05-25-18 04:42 PM) Link | #94437

I guess it is time to bring the libya model onto the table concerning your dictatorship.

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StapleButter
Posted on 05-25-18 04:43 PM (rev. 2 of 05-25-18 04:44 PM) Link | #94438
considering our standards, Libya was pretty tame

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what do you use to measure bolts? a boltmeter

Kak
Posted on 05-25-18 04:45 PM Link | #94439
KLayout 4.0
what about deleted users though
You may or may not be able to recognize where I stole this grid background from.
Links
???
Twitter
YouTube
Website

StapleButter
Posted on 05-25-18 04:54 PM Link | #94440
how dare you


we don't delete users!

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what do you use to measure bolts? a boltmeter

Thierry
Posted on 05-25-18 06:08 PM Link | #94443
we nuke them off the earth.

know the difference.
[17:45:16] IceFairyAmy: i don't want a girlfriend tbh, it'd be a waste of time

<NWPlayer123> shibs is a nerd pass it on

NightYoshi370
Posted on 05-25-18 06:11 PM Link | #94444
what if they start posting from the moon?

Thierry
Posted on 05-25-18 06:16 PM Link | #94445
is there capitalism yet on Pluto? if not, we don't necessarily need to erase users from there.
[17:45:16] IceFairyAmy: i don't want a girlfriend tbh, it'd be a waste of time

<NWPlayer123> shibs is a nerd pass it on

NightYoshi370
Posted on 05-25-18 07:36 PM Link | #94447
You do soon though, because I'm going to establish it there soon.

* NightYoshi370 runs from StapleButter

Swingball
Posted on 05-25-18 09:05 PM Link | #94451
What about extraterrestrials not following the rules of the board?

Dilene
Posted on 05-26-18 01:27 PM Link | #94456
I'm interested in buying user data by the litre, how much for 5?

Nice to know SEGA is still in the business ;)

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nekholm
Posted on 05-26-18 03:21 PM Link | #94459
Posted by StapleButter
* The server deletes your IP address.

But I need that to browse the web!

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TheSunCat
Posted on 06-06-18 07:40 AM Link | #94554
>Server changes
>BanHammer Deluxe not fixed
>:cri:

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DaneGaming
Posted on 06-06-18 08:50 AM Link | #94555
BanHammer Deluxe

may i have a BanHammer Extreme please

and im kidding i dont mean it

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