That kinda sounds arrogant.
No, really, it does sound arrogant.

Granted, but you get stabbed with a spoon everytime someone made a post with good post quality.
I wish for America to stop thinking they're the best country in the world.

Granted, but their data storage devices are so heavily damaged that they don't work under any circumstances.
I wish for an infinite supply of fine raspberries.

B.
The attack permanently knocks out Master Hand and the three confront the Wiggler. Angrily, he rushes towards Wario but he
just bumps back the overgrown caterpillar with his belly. Waluigi grabs his tennis racket and whacks Wiggler, but he doesn't
seem to care very much.He whacks Waluigi against the wall without effort. Then, the two-tailed demon cat returns and hops right
on top of Wiggler thus distracting him. Mario uses this opportunity to attack him, but he has wasted his Sudden Tornado move on
Master Hand before. He only has very few options that wouldn't deal very much damage...or would they?

A. Classic 'boot-to-the-head-jump'
B. Classic 'hammer-to-the-head-hammer-swing-thing'
C. Take out the hammer and whack Wario against Wiggler

B.

And what would an RPG without turn-based combat be? Right, a good one. But this is not a good one, so here goes:

ROUND 1:

-Mario used 'Basic Stomp'-
Offtopic Jailbreaker suffered 10 damage points.

-Luigi used 'Thunderstrike'-
Offtopic Jailbreaker suffered 30 damage points.

-Wario used 'Hammerslammer'-
Offtopic Jailbreaker suffered 30 damage points.

-Waluigi used 'Tornado Stomp'-
Offtopic Jailbreaker dodges like a pro.

-Offtopic Jailbreaker used 'Offtop Flame'-
Wario suffered 15 damage points.

ROUND 2:

-Mario used 'Fireball Flare'-
Offtopic Jailbreaker suffered 25 damage points.
Offtopic Jailbreaker is defeated.

'That was long and pointless', Waluigi exclaims 'Could we please be productive now and save princess Breach...I mean Peach?'.
The others agree. 'But where to start?', Luigi asks. No one said a thing. Hoping to be productive as Waluigi puts it, they...

A. ...head North towards Mt. Frostbite.
B. ...head East towards the Great Toadley River.
C. ...head South towards Blazeflame Desert.
D. ...head West to Deadland Forest.

What are your opinions on Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter and the likes?
Do you have any bad habits and what would they be?
Which places in the world would you want to visit and why?
What's your favorite beverage?

Granted, but all your courses and other edits are complete crap and no one likes them.

I wish I was better at composing music.

Granted, but somehow, the package never gets delivered to your house.

I wish I would win the Artifact III Contest or at least, that my entry isn't complete bullshit.

Granted, but you can't enter any normal size room without ducking anymore.

I wish I was a good artist and music composer.

Granted. Superglue is now included in everything you consume.

I wish I was more creative with what I say or do.

I do believe my desktop is a bit...cluttered. I'll clean it up when I feel like it which would be...never.
Here: Click for eye cancer.

What was the worst decision you ever made that is not related to RVLution?
What was your first game you hacked/modded?
Assuming you could change one thing in your country, what would it be and why?

Granted, good wishes are rewarded with a boot to the head.

I wish for more general sanity in the world.

Shadowing would be nice. Apart from that, the models look quite good.

Is that the hideous Acmlmboard layout editor everyone always rants about? I see why everyone hates it, considering all of the
people who use this thing would use the exact same functions resulting in the same layout over and over again but with different
colors. The boards that have it must be eyeraping rainbowfests.

Considering you play Smash, what characters would you like to see as DLC if any?
Am I restricted to asking serious questions in this thread?

A.

A random spammer appears out of a rift in thin air. He begins to throw spam at you, namely the canned meat spam.
In all honesty though, this is getting weirder by the second.

A. Eat the meat.
B. Dodge like a boss.
C. MASTER SPAAAAAARK.

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I don't play Smash.

This post would claim otherwise.
Unless you meant it in the sense that you used to play Smash but not anymore.

Assuming you could code one thing into SMG1/2, what would it be and why?
Do you have/did you have any bad habits?
Isn't there something odd about sunflowers?

C.
A wild Byakuren Hijiri appears. She moves so fast she's intangible.

A. Timeout the spellcard.
B. Timeout the spellcard.
C. Timeout the spellcard.
D. Fail at timeout-ing the spellcard.

I definitely want to clear Imperishable Night's Extra stage for once. I've been playing it since summer and I still fail at
either Keine's third spellcard or Mokou's non-spells. And all spells past "Xu-Fu's Dimension" are either hard or randomspam.
I'd also want to clear any of the Touhou games on Normal mode for once (preferrably Imperishable Night, Perfect Cherry
Blossom or Double Dealing Character) or Undefined Fantastic Object on Easy. Well, I did clear UFO but I had to use one
continue on stage 4, three on stage 5 and ten million on stage 6. It's absolutely pathetic. Though I do not assume anybody
here plays Touhou.

Perhaps I'll look into clearing Smash 4's classic mode on the highest difficulty sometime as well, though I'm really fucking
terrible at that game, at least by my standards.

I too welcome you back good sir.
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There is something I've been debating the past few days. I was wondering, if there's any interest in danmaku shoot-em-up games.
Because, you know, I "program" such games and I was wondering, whether it'd be worth creating a thread about it here, but at the
same time, I don't want to create a thread about something that gains zero activity. So, do any of you play danmaku games or are
interested in them or specifically my stuff?