B.
Toad chokes up really bad and explodes into a cloud of particles. The particles form a purple rift just floating there in the midst of time and space.

A. Hop through the rift
B. Toss Luigi through the rift
C. Toss spaghetti through the rift
D. Call E. Gadd and have him investigate the thing

If you could spend one week with any video game character of your choice, who would it be?
How long do you think this thread is going to continue?
What was the hardest game you ever played?
Do you like tea?
Can I have a voice clip of you saying "blarg" IRL?

I noticed it too...after I hit the bottom left corner to pause the video. The video wasn't paused, it jumped to the previous one.
Come on, can't they do survey things before implementing shit? Asking the majority of the audience what they want and base it off
their opinions? And I agree with the flash player here. Flash player is one of the most resource demanding applications I have
running by 'default' (because I often listen to Let's Plays while working on something and I don't feel like downloading every
episode and have it be played by VLC).

A.
Everyone panicks and runs around in circles. Then one of the evil spirits flies right into Luigi's mouth and takes control over his body.
"Succumb to the dead who will lead you astray!", he shouts. "We shall return to this world!".

A. Fight the possessed Luigi
B. Nag E. Gadd to create a De-Possessor 5000 instantly
C. Enter the rift still floating there hoping to find the mastermind

B.
Luigi gets hit but he doesn't seem to bother. Mario runs through the desert and into a small run-down pyramid. He finds
a set of stone tablets with text written in a language he can barely decipher. At that moment Luigi enters the pyramid.
He blocks the way out so Mario is trapped.

A. Mario quickly attempts to read the stone tablets hoping they contain some ancient spell
B. Mario attacks Luigi physically
C. Mario starts crying for mercy like a 3 year old girl

Granted, but it is in Suaheli and you need to write the rest of your post in Suaheli as well.

I wish for better story writing capabilities.

C.
Bowser uses his new weapon, the Morph staff to turn inanimate objects into his servants. They then attack Mario while Bowser
disappears through a gap like the one the evil ghosts came through in his dream.

A. Run!!
B. Use a trans-dimensional phone device to call heroes from other video game series to assist him
C. Toss a coffee mug against an evil coffee machine to get some coffee

Granted. You broke the game. Thread locked, closed, trashed, fades into history, never happened in the first place.

I wish for an infinite supply of raspberries.

C.

Time is reversed. The coffee machine doesn't seem to bother and attacks Mario. Just in time, Waluigi steps in and kicks the coffee machine
to oblivion. He's not sure what to do next though.

A. Knock out some more animate inanimate objects
B. Call up Wario to do something evil
C. Compete against Mario in a dance-off

A.

Upon leaving the house and run across the road they bump into Wario. Literally. They apologise and tell him what has happened (Bowser using the Morph rod to turn inanimate objects into his servants). Wario scratches his butt and thinks for a moment...yes indeed, he was attacked by his lamp earlier today. Wario teams up with Mario and Waluigi not knowing that they were being watched the whole time.

A. Head to Bowser's castle and confront him
B. Go eat some donuts because Wario is hungry, as always
C. Play tennis

B.
While the Koopa gang is busy shoving the car to the next gas station, Wario and Waluigi were able to bring Mario to the
Mushroom Kingdom Hospital. Mario needs to be operated to get the bullets out of his body. When he is brought to the surgery
room, Wario and Waluigi need to stay outside. The doctor then reveals to Mario that she is actually Koishi Komeiji ready to
slice Mario's body apart. In order to 'surprise' him, she becomes invisible. When and from which direction she will attack
is unkown. Wario and Waluigi storm the surgery room and...

A. ...try to catch the invisible Koishi
B. ...toss gas grenades everywhere (the gas only affects youkai, not humans so Koishi is the only one who would take damage)
C. ...guard Mario willing to take any hit

Oh wow, do people really need this horrific MS Paint BEAUTIFUL diagram to understand?
Although I'd say the first few 'copycats' indicate that the thing is popular and raise the coolness a bit, but I agree
with the rest of it.

ハッピーバースデー 宮本 茂 !
I tend to congratulate peope in their native language and Mr. Miyamoto's is Japanese. Even though he'll never read this, congratulations!

Oh my god.
I need to play this. I absolutely have to, I'll write this on my todo list right now!
This is awesome!

Who snatched the badge? Congratulations to that user, your F5 key has not failed you. Too bad I wasn't online at that time.

Apparently likes Kamek and made a weird Kamek/Kamella hybrid thingy.

1.
They look around the forest and find Luigi lying on the road unconsciously. They wake him up telling him that he's been going on a rampage
because he was possessed by an evil spirit. Just then, the spirit returns. This time though, he doesn't possess anyone, but challenges the
four level 1 heroes to fight him. The spirit charges up and turns into a black cat with two burning tails. "Catch me, if you can", the cat
says and runs off. Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi equip Super Bells and chase after the cat. Waluigi notes how derpy Wario looks in the cat suit.
But the forest is a maze, so chasing the cat will most likely be trial and error.

A. Run like maniacs hoping to catch the demon cat
B. Meow like idiots hoping to attract the demon cat

Granted, but you were IP-banned the whole time.
I wish I was not an awkward weird moron in real life.

Granted...? I'm uncreative, your nose explodes for no reason whatsoever.
I wish I could draw well.

Granted, but the apocalypse happens rendering all common sense completely useless.

I wish for Touhou 14.3 to finally be translated to English so I can understand what's happening there.