Grntd nd de rely bad speling of th interent becoms aparent.
I wish for no idiots and morons in the entire universe.

1m 75cm..by the age of 13 I should add...which makes me taller than most classmates...and my parents...and the doorframe.

The Derailing Express is coming on time
Are there any Touhou fans here or people who have heard of it? To those who heard of it, do you like it or not and why?

OH WOW. This is amazing! Even though it's not much, it is a start.
I would love to see Hammer and Boomerang powerups in SMG2.5. And even if you can't add these things,
new bosses, enemies or neat gameplay mechanics would enhance the experience. I'm so looking forward
to playing this. It's almost like the 'NewerSMBW' of Super Mario Galaxy.

I'm not laughing, bcause I don't understand a lot of it either.
And my intermediate DNH knowledge doesn't help me here either. It's rather confusing, because here # is used for comments whereas
every other language I took a look at (DNH and C#) uses // and /*comment goes here*/ for comments and # for headers and includes.

Aw, MrRean already did what I wanted to do, except in a different programming language, so I'll be unoriginal and still
do it and everyone will say I stole it.

I have to say the model is a bit...well...tiny. You may want to scale him up. I wish I could play on my DS using this Waluigi hack.
It'd enhance my life, though I do not have a flashcard thing (or whatever that was called).

German and English fluently, bits of Latin, and tiny bits (one or two words, sometimes a bit more) in a lot of
different langauges, which include French, Italian, Farsi, Polish, Japanese and others.

Granted, but the quote ends up too be way too long and your post is deleted.

I wish to be a better graphic designer.

I figured a thread like this would make for some good laughs.
Basically, if you've got word plays or jokes in general to share, post them here. If they are trick
questions, please put the answer into a spoiler. I guess I should start with a few.

Oh there are quite a lot of things that annoy me.

-Unnecessarily slow software
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-Facebook and What'sApp all the way.
They're just...rgrpff. I never wanted to get What'sApp because I'd end up having an annoying message sound ringing in
my ear 24/7.

-Parties
Yes, parties are terrible. They're loud, people dance like monkeys, the "music" is awful.

-Idiots
There are a lot of people who fall under this category, but mainly those who ask questions about things easily
answerable through reading it up/looking closer at the instructions.

-My English teacher
Oh boy, she's beyond idiocy. Why? Because she doesn't know the language she's teaching. Improper pronounciation
featuring classical German mistakes like 'w' instead of 'v' so you get things like werb, woice, wery, wampire etc.
but also introducing other oral errors, such as 'the twenty-thix of ' as opposed to 'the twenty-sixth
of ' or 'to flay' instead of 'to fly'. And don't get me started on literal translations of German phrases.
hagl. All previous English teachers I've had were better. At least they knew how not to slander the language.

-Posers
People bashing others for no reason and thinking more of themselves than they are. We have more than enough people
like that at our school and it's not funny.

-The 'Plate-on-the-head-and-erase-the-rest-with-a-lawnmower-hairdo'
AKA the Undercut. It looks ugly. Don't do it.

-'Assbag pants'
You know these trousers that hang 2m from your butt making it look like the person is still wearing diapers and
just shit in them? I tend to call them 'assbag pants' because only assbags wear them. And they look like you have
a bag on your butt. I guess that reason makes more sense.

Granted, but you are dead because apples already grow on trees.

I wish for moar Touhou fans outside of Japan.

Granted, but the update made things slightly incompatible so your board doesn't work properly once you update.

I wish I was better at 3D modeling.

You obviously don't know what irony is then.

Why do you blame your typos on your autocorrection?

That is awesome! I wish I was that good at 3D modeling. How long did it take you to make that model?

Why are you so obsessed with toast?
What is your favorite food besides toast?

Rather simple layout, but then again, am I the one to say that?:P

Congrats on reaching 100 posts and getting a title.
Now to spam the board so I too can get a title.

Hm, tough question. I guess I'd either want to go back to February this year to prevent the meeting of me and a certain girl of my school
who's nuked my concentration completely, or sometime to the time of the Roman Empire because I guess that'd be interesting.

What type of phone do you use?
How did you come up with your username?
What's your favorite food/drink?
Do you know the movie "All idiots say 'no'"?

I'm so jealous of you .
Oh well, I might look around for flashcards sooner or later myself. I really wanna play Another Super Mario Bros. 3D, as well as
russmarrs2's Waweegee hack.