How to get banned

Contents

1. The standard way
2. Intolerance
3. Constantly questioning the authority
4. Teaming up with banned users
5. Pissing off the staff
6. Flooding
7. Hacking the board
8. Others

1. The standard way

You can do it the standard way. Make derp posts and/or break the rules.

But it's too mainstream.

It will get you banned, but not immediately. You'll likely get a series of warnings before the staff actually starts banning you.

There are more efficient ways of getting banned.

2. Intolerance

If you show off racism, homophobia or any other form of intolerance, you'll get banned pretty fast, and likely permanently.

Intolerance is the number one cause of war and lots of other showoffs of complete stupidity in the world.

3. Constantly questioning the authority

This board isn't a dictatorship, the staff is always open to criticism about the actions taken.

Questioning the authority is OK if done in a constructive manner. Constantly doing it with silly arguments and running into the admins, however, is a good way to get yourself banned.

4. Teaming up with banned users

Banned users are banned for a reason. Teaming up with them and trying to rebel against authority is a good way to get yourself banned as well.

If you want to go this way, your best choice is MoronCowbell.

5. Pissing off the staff

Bad things can happen if you piss off [user=1]. But generally annoying people who are hierarchically superior to you is a good way to get banned.

6. Flooding

If you spam the shit out of the board, you'll be banned immediately. It's not original, though. You can do better.

7. Hacking the board

As in, getting into someone else's account without their consent, or stealing sensitive data. Or managing to destroy something, but you'd have to be a good hacker to accomplish that feat. The board is made so that nothing can be permanently deleted.

Note that only a successful hacking attempt will get you banned.

8. Others

Be creative.

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