MEALS
-Well Done Steak: A tender steak. The most normal item.
-Wii Miil: An edible Wii. Makes you want to chuck a Wiimote into your TV. 
-Fried Goomba: A Goomba that's been cooked in a deep fryer. Better with NSMB Sauce.
-Mexican Delight: Every single Mexican food imaginable shoved into a sombrero made of taco shells. Illegal in the USA, Pakistan and Ukraine. 
-Kiddy Meal: A meal for children under 12 years of age. Comes with an exclusive StapleButter and Banhammer action figure! 

SIDES
-Red Rings of "Death": Onion rings that have been infused with the tears of all the people whose Xbox 360s were bricked. Makes your eyes glow red. 
-NSMB Sauce: A beloved sauce that had been freshened up with new ingredients. The sauce gets stale over time, though.
-nyan Juice: A colorful, exotic drink. Makes you barf rainbows.
-Dark Humor Beer: A drink with a semi-bitter taste. It's disgusting to some, yet amazing to others.
-Salede: A salad mashed with mushrooms, igneous rocks, Goomba Shoes and 7-UP. Makes your fingernails grow 2cm longer.

DESSERTS
-Dirbaio Cake: The preferred cake of Dirbaio. Makes you very inactive.
-iCe Cream: Ice cream made by Apple. Tastes mediocre.
-4chan Sorbet: Tastes different for every person. Eat with caution.
-Panffle: The perfect breakfast. Baked fresh from The Nintentoaster 3XL.
-BANana Pudding: A creamy treat straight from DK's stash. Might get you banned, depending on where and when you eat it.