oh, hi, I'm kitten. I might as well say I've come from rvlution to haunt your dreams. I need to start by posting somewhere, right? :p

Thanks, green.

Yeah, well, I do crap like make nsmbw levels and all that

although galaxy looks fun, it also looks really hard

Where the hell is my Windows 9

honestly, I liked Vista better than this crap. 8 is worse in my opinion.

I use Windows 7, and I don't regret not switching the themes are better anyway, and I can find stuff better lol

spits coffee. It's cafe virus all over again!

so StapleButter was tired of the drama and decided to close the board.


But before he could do that, he was mocked by xKitten, getting called by the name SpatleBurret! Staple was not pleased. Then he decided to..

NO

Fawful has better one-liners.

But yeah, Weegee number 1. But Baby Luigi is second, and third is.. I have no idea, maybe Fawful or Waluigi?

decide to DDOS the crap out of the board.


and even worse

and then, suddenly, a wild JIGGLYPUFF appeared! StapleButter had a secret fear of wild pokemon, even cute little pink ones, so he took off running. Somehow, someone else took over the board while he was hiding under a rock...

And then, everyone one in the Kuribo kingdom fled to RVLution. Then they forgot Staple had admin there, and they all got their wifi passwords stolen. Staple even posted their IPs on GitHub! This made the users so mad that..

He saw Rean holding the console in his hands.

Staple was infuriated.

Just to make him mad, Rean crushed the console with his hand. Almost all the boards have been ruined. But RHcafe seemed to be unharmed..?!

Destroyed everything in the database. Everything was lost. Staple couldn't bear it. All his hard work, decimated by Rean's cleverness. xKitten then realized we needed help to stop Staple and Rean. He opened a portal to the Nintendo world, and...

WHAT


TOO CONFUSING

xKitten and the rebellion becomes exausted from too much thinking and surprises. Maybe.. we'll just take a... nice... naaaaaa...... p.... zzzz....

But the ban hammer failed to work. It just woke up the rebellion, and they tackled Staple. Rean then had a very sad, sophisticated look on his face. "I must do it. I can create a new board later... it will be okay... for me!" Rean then opened a black hole in RHcafe.

Yeah, er, too bad the computer with actual good specs in my house has windows 10.

Bah, my desktop sounds like a jet-engine

And it's a touchscreen HP from 2012, so it shouldn't be acting like your standard 256 MB ram windows 98 computer

But rosalina isn't a mario sibling..

Well, the sprixies were introduced 2-3 years ago, nintendo can introduce any characters they want, except dumb baby and metal clones

By the way, nintendo already neglects luigi enough, a third bro would be ridiculous

I guess nobody likes princesses

sorry, disney

Acmlmboard and Blargboard implode to form two massive supernovas. All of the boards collapse on theirselves..

please don't kill me, more than half of kuribo64

Anime is trash.
you should be mocking sonic cartoons instead :>

Yeah, uh, I think we need a new story. this is ridiculous and hard to continue on xD