summer is just boring and hot. least favorite season of the year, with spring following.

Bread with cheese isn't an exclusively French thing, you know. Just ask Arisotura.

Well here in California, we have two seasons: dry and less dry. Also sometimes hot, but usually warm-cool. So I judge my seasons like this

Fall: Starts in November. First rain is usually during November. September is still hot, October has hot days but clouds are more common later. Santa Ana winds are most common and fires seem to love this season the most, particularly during September or October. Second best season just because it's the end of summer.
Summer: Starts in late May. Ends in mid October. Usually warm but there are more than just a few hot and dry days, making summer pretty unpleasant most of the time. You have to sleep with either the fan on or your AC, but I generally do the fan. Worst season.
Spring: End of the wet season. Allergies. Temperatures are still nice, but aside from some blooming flowers, it's a boring one and it's just a transition from the best season to the worst.
Winter: Best season. Cool, best bet for rain (though I've spent last December that's been mostly sunny and hovering at like 27 degrees C which is nice enough to wear a T shirt outside). Nights are cold enough you need a pullover hoodie though.

in the U.S. you have to worry if the asshole near you is carrying a freaking gun

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dunno about California, but
Summer there is usually a repeating pattern of: a couple actual Summer days, then thunderstorm, then shitty cold cloudy weather for 2-3 weeks.

Well in alsace-lorraine, the two summers I've been there had summer days and cold cloudy windy weather. No thunderstorms though. The cold cloudy weather days just sound like California winter.

Pretty sure most of the Internet population is from the US, but there are certainly circles with other dominant countries. I recall that Russian is the second most common language in the Internet. As for the modding scene as a whole, Russians can surprisingly take up a big portion; GTA V/GTA IV/some other Rockstar games modding relies mostly on a tool, OpenIV, developed by primarily Russians and I think Steam has a sizeable Russian community iirc?

isn't it comforting to know this is going to average as the coolest summer for the rest of your life?

gonna have 30 degrees as the high all week but that's normal California fare in August.

The heat doesn't die in September. Fall for me doesn't start probably until mid-late October. Thanks, Mediterranean climate.

I haven't seen rain since probably March.

I might've confused it with the amount of English speakers on the Internet. THAT I know is majority English, and Russian is somehow second.

Haha here, you feel, wow, it's gonna get cooler, but September goes "nope here have some 29 degrees Celsius weather next week"

the sun is indeed oppressive, and I want it to be blotted by clouds for a few weeks now.

yup! Well, the sun can stay. I just want clouds so I don't have to see it.

Twitter didn't even ban the Sun???

You compare how quickly they ban copyrighted content versus literal Neo-Nazis.

World salad. It's delicious.

Mind you I have a Chinese speaker for a parent, soo.....

Super Mario Glitchy 4 is supposed to be comedy but I always feel unsettled by it watching it.