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Arisotura
Posted on 08-11-16 04:07 PM Link | #76004
and locking your kid into the basement will totally teach him to never be gay. and definitely not make him a ball of internalized self-hate.

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Degolegodyl
Posted on 08-11-16 06:59 PM Link | #76012
If they really wanna lock him somewhere, it would be in the closet :P

Get it, cause they come out of the closet... Get it...

Arisotura
Posted on 08-11-16 07:00 PM Link | #76013
* Arisotura pees on Dego

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Baby Luigi
Posted on 08-11-16 09:40 PM Link | #76016
Posted by salty
"My son, he told me about the first time he sined and told me about how the devil came out and tried to turn him homosexual,so I locked him in our basement until he learns that he shouldn't do it anymore."

response?

"I'm sure he learned a valuable lesson!"

these christian mothers are fucking freaky >_>


locking gays in the closet for something they can't control

sounds awful. it's awful to ANYONE even if they can control it. it's not like being gay is hurting anyone or anything.

Arisotura
Posted on 08-11-16 11:50 PM Link | #76020
but the Bible says it's bad!!!!! and I must be God's justice knight!!!!!!


haha. the Bible also mentions slaves and other fancy shit.

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salty
Posted on 08-12-16 02:52 AM Link | #76024
that comment was from the "Christian mothers against masturbation" facebook page

lol

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LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 08-12-16 03:59 AM Link | #76027
They must flip out whenever they see shellfish and how its getting eaten. Focus on that, please, and leave the gays alone. Sheesh.

Marionumber1
Posted on 08-12-16 04:38 AM Link | #76031
Posted by LeftyGreenMario
They must flip out whenever they see shellfish and how its getting eaten. Focus on that, please, and leave the gays alone. Sheesh.


No, they only care about the "icky" stuff people do in their private lives.

Arisotura
Posted on 08-12-16 10:26 AM Link | #76036
God forbid people masturbate or have any sort of pleasure. Life is for suffering. Maybe if you suffered enough you will be granted full paradise access.

I guess they also consider that cumming makes you 'dirty' and you need to clean yourself. Nevermind that even with zero sexual activity and masturbation, the old sperm has to and will be evacuated...

As much as I respect religion, I find that mode of thought to be utter and complete bullshit. If you're convinced life is made to be crap and the paradise is oh so better, why don't you kill yourself already?

Not to mention that they go on about how God is infinitely good, and yet you get this kind of shit. Or "I have to go against those people because God doesn't want them and maybe being his personal justice knight will help my chances of getting to the paradise".

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Degolegodyl
Posted on 08-12-16 05:22 PM Link | #76043
Meanwhile theres a bunch of priests that molest children and the church doesn't care... Until now, Pope Francis is actually putting a stop to those idiocies. He's also pardoning homosexuals and doing progress in general for the catholic religion.

Arisotura
Posted on 08-12-16 08:38 PM Link | #76046
atleast the pope knows what religion should be, unlike the fundamentalist morons

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TruelyJohn64
Posted on 08-12-16 09:21 PM Link | #76051
Welp, the good news today is that I felt like I did a deed to society.

I wrote the entire Star Wars opening crawl on the back of my friend's car, title and all.
(Which in turn, some religious people I've met think Star Wars is the spawn of Stan.)

So yeah...

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Tahcryon
Posted on 08-12-16 09:57 PM Link | #76053
Posted by TruelyJohn64
Welp, the good news today is that I felt like I did a deed to society.

I wrote the entire Star Wars opening crawl on the back of my friend's car, title and all.
(Which in turn, some religious people I've met think Star Wars is the spawn of Stan.)

You mean... Stan Lee? :v

I wrote the entire Star Wars opening crawl on the back of my friend's car, title and all.

How did you fit it all?


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LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 08-13-16 03:31 AM Link | #76064
I want to see a controversy created by fundamentalists and crazy Islamophobes believing that Mario is the ultimate evil. BUT just not at the expense of children who just want to enjoy video games, please not them.

Yami
Posted on 08-13-16 06:16 AM Link | #76073
Posted by LeftyGreenMario
I want to see a controversy created by fundamentalists and crazy Islamophobes believing that Mario is the ultimate evil. BUT just not at the expense of children who just want to enjoy video games, please not them.

Answer: None of the above.
Islam is not a country, it's not a harvest ritual, and it's far from modern.
Okay, Islam is newer than Christianity and that Jew religion, but unlike those 2, Islam hasn't changed at all since it was invented.

TruelyJohn64
Posted on 08-14-16 02:34 AM Link | #76107
Posted by Tahcryon
You mean... Stan Lee? :v

No, you know, Stan. (Insert any stock picture of business man here.)
Posted by Tahcryon
How did you fit it all?

I wrote the yellow story text on the right side. (Barely fit)
Then I wrote the "In a galaxy far far way" and logo on the right but bigger. I might upload a picture if I don't forget...

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Arisotura
Posted on 08-14-16 09:50 PM Link | #76138
back to the shithole... for one night


bracing myself

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MK7tester
Posted on 08-16-16 01:11 AM Link | #76168
Horrible first day of school. Please kill me now.

Degolegodyl
Posted on 08-16-16 01:39 AM Link | #76170
Posted by MK7tester
Horrible first day of school. Please kill me now.


what grade

NintendoFan
Posted on 08-16-16 06:02 AM Link | #76173
Posted by MK7tester
Horrible first day of school. Please kill me now.

I started about two weeks ago. Yeah it sucks but the only real thing you can do is just suck it up for the next year or so. At least if you want to be successful in life.

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