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kaj
Posted on 11-14-14 03:48 PM Link | #51185

Lantern Ghost
the gummiest worm of them all

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Since: 06-24-14
From: treehouse

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We needed a pickup lines thread. I searched and I didn't already see one, so I made this. Post your best pickup lines here!

Celestial
Posted on 11-14-14 07:38 PM Link | #51189

Ninji
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Last view: 2653 days ago 		There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Anthe
Posted on 11-14-14 08:33 PM Link | #51190
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I have found a basket to put in my SD card reader so I never lose it

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Since: 08-17-12
From: Belgium

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Last view: 686 days ago 		Are you a beaver cuz dammmm

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Stygmax
Posted on 11-14-14 09:31 PM Link | #51192
SMG2.5 Cartographer

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Let's play house, you can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night
Status: It was really, really fun, guys - thanks for the ride!

FireMario74
Posted on 12-04-15 10:58 PM Link | #66079

Red Paratroopa
Setting fire to the rain since 1756

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Since: 12-02-15
From: Melty Molten Mountains

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Last view: 2732 days ago 		I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart!

FireMario74
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Xyspade
Posted on 12-04-15 11:07 PM Link | #66081
Normal user

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Since: 11-27-15

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Last view: 2106 days ago 		Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.

FireMario74
Posted on 12-04-15 11:10 PM (rev. 2 of 12-04-15 11:33 PM) Link | #66083

Red Paratroopa
Setting fire to the rain since 1756

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Since: 12-02-15
From: Melty Molten Mountains

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Last view: 2732 days ago 		Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Kissing is a language of love. So how about a conversation?

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

MarioFanatic64
Posted on 12-06-15 04:21 AM Link | #66118
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The guy who does things.

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Since: 12-05-13
From: Australia

Last post: 2693 days ago
Last view: 2412 days ago 		Do you work at the Pokemart? Because you just gave me a PP Up.

Can my Basilisk Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

I'm already out of ideas. Let me steal yours.

FireMario74
Posted on 12-06-15 05:07 AM (rev. 2 of 12-06-15 05:07 AM) Link | #66120

Red Paratroopa
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From: Melty Molten Mountains

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Last view: 2732 days ago 		Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

You know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

salty
Posted on 12-06-15 03:16 PM Link | #66124
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From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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no you guys, you have to ask something personal to the person you want to pick up

"which family member do you want me to murder?"

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FireMario74
Posted on 12-08-15 01:32 PM Link | #66179

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Last view: 2732 days ago 		Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You look like trash, may I take you out?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

blimpfruit00
Posted on 12-09-15 12:56 AM Link | #66199

Flurry
Very blimpy, but not fruity.

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Since: 11-09-13
From: The known universe

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Posted by FireMario74
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

That's...not really a compliment.

Hey are you strawberry ice cream? Because I could spoon you up all night long.

salty
Posted on 12-09-15 03:11 AM Link | #66202
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From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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You look like trash, may I take you out?


There's something wrong with that statement.

"You're the Wiimote to my nunchuck"
done in 10 seconds

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FireMario74
Posted on 12-10-15 12:06 AM Link | #66224

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From: Melty Molten Mountains

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Last view: 2732 days ago 		Is your name wifi? Because I'm really feeling a connection!

Arisotura
Posted on 12-10-15 12:09 AM Link | #66225

Star Mario
in this room you have a pile of apple pies

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Since: 07-03-12
From: in a box :D

Last post: 24 days ago
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me: 'blarg'
girl: 'blarg'

and then we immediately jump at eachother


10/10 pickup master

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LifeMushroom
Posted on 12-10-15 12:19 AM Link | #66226
Normal user

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Since: 02-23-14

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Last view: 1734 days ago 		ummm hi I uh... er... well... you seeee... ugh never mind

shibboleet
Posted on 12-10-15 12:20 AM Link | #66227

Fire Mario
DROP TABLE users;

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Last view: 690 days ago 		come to my 127.0.0.1 and ill give you sudo access

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Arisotura
Posted on 12-10-15 12:24 AM Link | #66228

Star Mario
in this room you have a pile of apple pies

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From: in a box :D

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those are the worst practices regarding security, sir

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FireMario74
Posted on 12-10-15 12:25 AM Link | #66229

Red Paratroopa
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Since: 12-02-15
From: Melty Molten Mountains

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Last view: 2732 days ago 		My love is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in!
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