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Yami
Posted on 07-03-15 02:54 PM Link | #61648
Yo mama is so poor, she nearly sunk, while Travelling from Africa to Europe.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she finally arrived in Europe, she went to Syria, to join IS.

(I just tried to make a YO MAMA Joke, related to recent Events.)

Lunarius
Posted on 07-03-15 03:12 PM Link | #61649
Yo Mama is so stupid she thought The Leaning Tower of Pisa was a tower of pizzas leaning towards her.

Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

Yo Mama is so stupid she thought she could access Facebook by placing her face on a book.

Yo Mama is so stupid pointed a gun towards her, and shot herself.




<Silvreus>I am a random person…
<Silvreus>With a random personality…
<Silvreus>With a random life…
<Silvreus>How fun. :P



TheToxicRyu
Posted on 07-04-15 07:28 AM Link | #61672
Posted by Lunarius
Yo Mama is so stupid she thought The Leaning Tower of Pisa was a tower of pizzas leaning towards her.

Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

Yo Mama is so stupid she thought she could access Facebook by placing her face on a book.

Yo Mama is so stupid pointed a gun towards her, and shot herself.

Most of these were on that youtube channel -_-

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GreenThunder1337
Posted on 07-04-15 07:54 AM Link | #61673
So?

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention!

Yo mama's so fat, she literally makes EVERYTHING bigger in Texas!

Yo mama's so poor, she walks around with one shoe, and when people ask if she's lost one, she says "No, I found one"!

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Lunarius
Posted on 07-04-15 05:53 PM Link | #61683
Posted by ToadKidGaming
Most of these were on that youtube channel -_-


No, only the Xbox Live one. I checked. Quit assuming too. I thought this thread was about posting Yo Mama jokes, not to see if the jokes were from the channel, or not. :P

Anyways…

Yo Mama is so fat that not even the oceans can quench her thirst.

Yo Mama is so stupid she thought silverware was a place where silver was made.

Yo Mama is so ugly, she made a flower shrivel up, and die.

Yo Mama is so old, she wasn't considered a “modern” person.




<Silvreus>I am a random person…
<Silvreus>With a random personality…
<Silvreus>With a random life…
<Silvreus>How fun. :P



MercuryPenny
Posted on 07-04-15 08:47 PM Link | #61688
yo momma so dumb she was told there's a fork in the road and she says "where? I'd like more silverware"

that guy over there
Posted on 07-06-15 12:51 AM Link | #61735
yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 2 hours before she does

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GreenThunder1337
Posted on 08-22-15 09:03 PM Link | #63514
Was this closed?

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Arisotura
Posted on 08-22-15 09:11 PM Link | #63515
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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shibboleet
Posted on 08-26-15 01:20 AM Link | #63631
srry admin abuse but i love this joke

yo momma is so nasty when she suck yo daddy's dick at night she came into your room afterwards to give you a kiss goodnight

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