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that guy over there
Posted on 06-29-15 08:03 PM Link | #61519

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YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO WALMART SHE DOES THE ROLLBACK :P



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Arisotura
Posted on 06-29-15 08:06 PM Link | #61520

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I'm giving this thread a chance, but I fear this is going to end up in "copypaste yo mama jokes from Google" idiocy.



YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE FALLS IT CAUSES AN EARTHQUAKE

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Yami
Posted on 06-29-15 09:58 PM Link | #61523
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YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE COVERS ALL OF KURIBO64, DSHACK.ORG, AND KAFUKA AT ONCE.
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skyl
Posted on 06-29-15 10:29 PM Link | #61524
Keep Calm and Inject Some Lysol

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YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN GRAVITY.

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Fruit Smasher
Posted on 06-29-15 10:47 PM (rev. 2 of 06-29-15 10:47 PM) Link | #61525
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Last view: 1932 days ago 		YO MAMA SO FAT, HER SENIOR PICTURE WAS AN AERIAL SHOT!

YO MAMA LIKE THE TITANIC! SHE GOES DOWN ON THE FIRST DATE.

YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE SLEEPS IN CLASS, BECAUSE THE TEACHER SAID YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON YOUR DREAMS!

MercuryPenny
Posted on 06-29-15 11:25 PM (rev. 2 of 06-29-15 11:32 PM) Link | #61528
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YO MOMMA SO UGLY HER REFLECTION COMMITS SUICIDE EVERY TIME SHE LOOKS IN A MIRROR

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE OCCUPIES 4 U.S. STATES AT ONCE WITHOUT BEING AT THE FOUR CORNERS MONUMENT
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salty
Posted on 06-30-15 02:59 AM Link | #61529
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YO MOMMA SO FAT THE UNIVERSE ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH TO HOLD HER

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that guy over there
Posted on 06-30-15 11:00 PM Link | #61551

Red Paragoomba
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From: over there... Duh.

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Last view: 2407 days ago 		yo mama so fat when she farts she cause GLOBAL WARMING :|

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Sevrault
Posted on 07-01-15 01:43 AM Link | #61558

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YO MAMA'S SO SHORT SHE GLIDES ON A DORITO

YO MAMA'S SO UGLY SHE MADE ONE DIRECTION GO THE OTHER DIRECTION

That's the best I've got. :P

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MercuryPenny
Posted on 07-01-15 01:53 AM Link | #61559
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YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS VIDEO GAMES ARE TV SHOWS
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Lunarius
Posted on 07-01-15 04:23 AM Link | #61561
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Yo Mama is so ugly that when she plays Five Nights at Freddy's, the Animatronix hide from her.

Yo Mama is so frickin' fat, she blocked the sun, and caused an eternal eclipse.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.

Yo Mama is so old she met King Midas from Burger King when he was just a prince.




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Sevrault
Posted on 07-01-15 04:35 AM Link | #61562

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YO MAMA'S SO FAT SHE PICKS HER TEETH USING 2 PEOPLE

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TheToxicRyu
Posted on 07-01-15 05:09 AM Link | #61563
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Posted by Lunarius
Yo Mama is so ugly that when she plays Five Nights at Freddy's, the Animatronix hide from her.

Yo Mama is so frickin' fat, she blocked the sun, and caused an eternal eclipse.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.

Yo Mama is so old she met King Midas from Burger King when he was just a prince.

I think ive heard all of those before

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Tahcryon
Posted on 07-01-15 05:21 AM Link | #61564
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Can someone lead me to a non-capitalist clothing store?

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Posted by skyluigi_ts142001
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN GRAVITY.

From what I remember from 9th grade physics, don't all objects have their own gravity?

I would post a yo mama joke, but I suck at those.

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Lunarius
Posted on 07-01-15 01:00 PM Link | #61568
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Yo Mama is so fat, Kirby can't eat her.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought seaweed was a drug that fish smoke.

Yo Mama is so old that even her birth certificate said it expired!

Yo Mama is so stupid that she tried yelling into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought that she had to bow before King Midas from Burger King to get a burger.

Yo Mama is so stupid, even I can't make another stupid joke from her!




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TheToxicRyu
Posted on 07-01-15 01:45 PM Link | #61569
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Posted by Lunarius
Yo Mama is so fat, Kirby can't eat her.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought seaweed was a drug that fish smoke.

Yo Mama is so old that even her birth certificate said it expired!

Yo Mama is so stupid that she tried yelling into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought that she had to bow before King Midas from Burger King to get a burger.

Yo Mama is so stupid, even I can't make another stupid joke from her!


I have a feeling you are taking most of these from the yo mama channel because I heard all of these on that channel before


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MercuryPenny
Posted on 07-01-15 03:48 PM Link | #61571
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YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE WAS LEGALLY DECLARED DEAD...IN 2015 B.C
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Lunarius
Posted on 07-01-15 07:58 PM Link | #61581
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Posted by ToadKidGaming
I have a feeling you are taking most of these from the yo mama channel because I heard all of these on that channel before


wtf? There's a channel on YouTube about Yo Mama jokes? o_O Unfortunately, they have some that I came up with. :P





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gridatttack
Posted on 07-01-15 11:17 PM Link | #61587

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that guy over there
Posted on 07-02-15 11:33 PM Link | #61631

Red Paragoomba
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you mama so stupid she drank coffee and called 911 and told the cps she got mugged (surprised she even knew the number)

you mama so stupid she tried to dig a hole to china

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