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Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 3229/9019 EXP: 56260427 Next: 227217 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 13 days ago Last view: 1 day ago |
This has been in my bio for a while now, but it'll be more fun to have it in a thread.
So, flash forward in 2025. Nintendo is releasing the 7DS. Here are the characteristics: * comes in 4 different versions: 7DS, New 7DS, 7DSi, New 7DSi; all released one month apart, mutually incompatible * comes in XL flavor but also XS flavor for dwarves * battery life is around one hour; can be extended with a hugeass addon battery back (sold separately) * usage requires registration to Nintendo's services and confirmation from your country's healthcare services that you aren't subject to seizures or other shit * not suitable for children under 25920 hours * comes with two autostereoscopic touchscreens, resolution 800x480 * requires permanent internet connection to send usage statistics to Nintendo to help them improve user experience (and to help the NSA improve their knowledge of you) * game cartridge is the same shape as a DS cartridge but with 6 tabs added all around to prevent insertion in 6DS/5DS/4DS/3DS/DS models * backwards compatible with 6DS, 5DS, 4DS, 3DS and DS (and GBA/GBC if you can hack the hardware together) even though all the 7DS models are mutually incompatible * Android-based OS with built-in advertisement, DLC and in-game purchase support * security: surface taser triggers if you try to disassemble the console * oh, and weirdass W-shaped screws noone else is using * system monitor destroys all the data and fries the CPU if it detects that the system was hacked into * can be hooked to HDTV or projector (great for retro-themed games, looks like total shit otherwise) * compatible with 240V, 110V and 250000V power lines and gasoline * USB port for use with Nintendo-made extension devices (no USB sticks to export your data or keyboards to type shit more easily, fuck off) * SD card slot, SD card is mostly worthless though (proprietary partition format encrypted and signed with per-console keys) * can be run over by a bus and take no damage; doesn't resist your hyperactive clumsy kids more than two hours though * RS232 extension port for compatibility with NES extension devices, even though none of them work anymore by now * comes with New Super Mario Bros 8; goal is to rescue Princess Peach again, levels require an increasing number of coins to be played, coins can be acquired ingame or bought via the eShop * comes with Radeon X1950Pro GPU * can be customized by expensive backplates (and the backplates break if run over by a bus) * can also be customized by themes but they have to be bought. Free themes are available but they include ads. * Facebook integration: in-system Facebook chat, games post on Facebook when you unlock achievements Imagine 2025 with us! ____________________ NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is zafkflzdasd |
Tahcryon |
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Embodiment of Time Can someone lead me to a non-capitalist clothing store? Level: 128 Posts: 4628/5087 EXP: 23819633 Next: 562067 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 2204 days ago Last view: 766 days ago |
Google buys the USA, and claims to respect user's privacy. ____________________
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MercuryPenny |
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Normal user Level: 53 Posts: 221/712 EXP: 1143768 Next: 13351 Since: 05-24-14 From: :mroF Last post: 1135 days ago Last view: 1134 days ago |
kaj |
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Lantern Ghost the gummiest worm of them all Level: 55 Posts: 431/754 EXP: 1240972 Next: 73217 Since: 06-24-14 From: treehouse Last post: 9 days ago Last view: 8 days ago |
I don't think Facebook would still be relevant in 2025, though. |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 154/2041 EXP: 5614408 Next: 47544 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 429 days ago Last view: 2 days ago |
Nintendo buys out Rare, and we get good games. ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
SunakazeKun |
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Boss Bass Normal user Level: 75 Posts: 947/1551 EXP: 3666040 Next: 160864 Since: 06-15-14 From: Germany Last post: 2286 days ago Last view: 2259 days ago |
F*ck yeah! If Rare makes games for Nintendo again I'll cry! But only if they have the quality from the N64 games. Youtube | Github | Neo Mario Galaxy | Super Mario Galaxy & Super Mario 3D Land Modding |
Nin |
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Mole Weird Pleb Level: 40 Posts: 182/373 EXP: 427760 Next: 13549 Since: 08-30-14 From: Here Last post: 2754 days ago Last view: 2753 days ago |
I will become supreme overlord of the Internet and exile all of you to Asia. |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 155/2041 EXP: 5614408 Next: 47544 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 429 days ago Last view: 2 days ago |
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There will be flying cars powered by the sun, and we can go back to the past. ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 3236/9019 EXP: 56260427 Next: 227217 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 13 days ago Last view: 1 day ago |
Posted by saltypepper Posted by SunakazeKun Posted by saltypepper All very optimistic visions. Especially considering the way the world is going. I really want to see how they will power cars, though. We can't keep running on gasoline forever. Sun is nice but you have to be in a sunny place. And besides, making lithium batteries has a bad impact on the environment too, so going all electric isn't the solution unless you have a permanent power source and don't need batteries. And I kinda think that we went too far with those cars. They need to look into wormholes or some form of teleportation. ____________________ NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is zafkflzdasd |
Degolegodyl |
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Larry Koopa /r/pcmasterrace Level: 92 Posts: 2081/2397 EXP: 7564561 Next: 192376 Since: 12-09-12 From: Toronto, Canada Last post: 1889 days ago Last view: 1775 days ago |
Batteries are improved so they can hold more power in less volume. Cellphones are no more, now everyone uses technology impregnated in the skin and eyes. |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 3238/9019 EXP: 56260427 Next: 227217 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 13 days ago Last view: 1 day ago |
Gmanextreme9 |
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Beezo Well, derp. Level: 46 Posts: 479/494 EXP: 688645 Next: 23129 Since: 07-18-13 From: Gallia Last post: 3199 days ago Last view: 2269 days ago |
I meant to tell you Arisotura that I loved that part of your bio but never got around to it. Also, I kinda disagree with the whole implant idea. There's just too much I could see going wrong with that. I personally think that in the future we will keep advancing in technology (Not in the ways depicted in movies and such with flying cars and stuff like that) and society will keep getting worse like it has been for a long while now. ____________________ You can tell I'm testing new avatars. Status: Totally didn't change this, nothing to see here. |
kaj |
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Lantern Ghost the gummiest worm of them all Level: 55 Posts: 432/754 EXP: 1240972 Next: 73217 Since: 06-24-14 From: treehouse Last post: 9 days ago Last view: 8 days ago |
I think by 2025 everything will be mobile. Desktop computers and laptops will probably still be around, but using a mobile device for everything will probably be the primary device.
Well, that is what today is showing paved ahead. I couldn't imagine trying to draw, model, program, make music, edit videos, or really anything other than read and socialize on a phone. Maybe a tablet, though. |
Stygmax |
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SMG2.5 Cartographer Level: 88 Posts: 2092/2178 EXP: 6557307 Next: 93357 Since: 12-02-12 Last post: 397 days ago Last view: 397 days ago |
Genetic modification of humans is being pioneered to great opposition around the globe. However, it continues unimpeded, being funded by key wealthy figures and organizations. Status: It was really, really fun, guys - thanks for the ride!
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Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 3240/9019 EXP: 56260427 Next: 227217 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 13 days ago Last view: 1 day ago |
MercuryPenny |
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Normal user Level: 53 Posts: 222/712 EXP: 1143768 Next: 13351 Since: 05-24-14 From: :mroF Last post: 1135 days ago Last view: 1134 days ago |
Posted by StapleButter Well, there's still a ton of not only oil, but there's also still a whole crapload of coal and other powersources. If we ever run out of gasoline before something happens to wipe out humanity, we can just switch to coal (granted, that causes more smoke than diesel fuel, but it would still be an option). |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 3241/9019 EXP: 56260427 Next: 227217 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 13 days ago Last view: 1 day ago |
SquidEmpress |
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Faking your suicide is a terrible thing to do. Get out. Level: 100 Posts: 2719/2912 EXP: 10064951 Next: 289445 Since: 01-30-13 Last post: 3198 days ago Last view: 3197 days ago |
There can be a good future and a bad future. Let's start with the bad future first.
A nuclear World War III happened. On one side was Great Britain, France, India, Israel, and the United States, and on the other side was China, Iran, North Korea, Pakistan, and Russia. WWIII started over "some silly thing in the Middle East" as it began over the ISIS situation and it quickly escalated into nuclear war. (Whoever guesses whose quote that is based off of gets a cookie. Hint: it was a prediction of WWI.) There is no life left on the Earth. The aliens come to Earth, take a look around and say "Well, everything's dead.", and then leave. Now for the good future. Treeki's bitBoard 1.5, which is pretty much Acmlmboard 3.5, has just been released. The Kuribo64 and Acmlm communities have merged into one single board called Magnum64, the home of Nintendo Sleex and Nintendo 7DS hacking. Many people who were idiots like the RVlution morons are now staff members on Magnum64 since they have greatly matured. Acmlm is an owner on Magnum64 but he's rarely around and rarely ever posts. RVlution is but a whisper spoken only by the trees. RVlution was archived a long time ago, barely anyone even remembers RVlution. Hell, the Urban Dictionary definition for "RVlution" is "a whisper spoken only by the trees". SMW Central is no more and it has been archived for a while now. As for Board2? Well, Board2 is now an RVlution as it was also archived a long time ago. In fact, Board2 and RVlution were weirdly merged before they were archived so now the archive contains users, forums, threads, posts, etc. from both Board2 and RVlution. I dunno, I think someone was high when they archived the boards. Arisotura is still here but he doesn't have much time for posting as much as he used to. Anyway, technology has progressed to the point where there are devices that can read your mind. Unfortunately, tyrannical dictators have abused that technology to make sure people are not committing thoughtcrimes. But those dictators face economic sanctions by the United Nations anyway. There's the Nintendo 7DS along with the Apple iPhone 17, Nintendo Sleex, Microsoft Windows 14, and all that other good stuff. Nuclear fusion is becoming much more advanced and gasoline is now produced from water and carbon dioxide rather than from petroleum. Supersonic passenger jets are mainstream but if you travel in the United States, you'll have to brave the TSA's obnoxiousness. Overall, the progression on technology is pretty amazing even with the mishaps you have here and there like YouTube being even shittier than ever before and Google now owning almost everything, although Google is having to deal with growing claims of the monopoly and trust it has become. So there you go, the bad 2025 and the good 2025. ____________________ Super Mario LOLand Thanks to kaj for helping to port my Acmlmboard 2.5 layout to Acmlmboard 2.064! |
kaj |
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Lantern Ghost the gummiest worm of them all Level: 55 Posts: 437/754 EXP: 1240972 Next: 73217 Since: 06-24-14 From: treehouse Last post: 9 days ago Last view: 8 days ago |
*applauds*
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SquidEmpress |
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Faking your suicide is a terrible thing to do. Get out. Level: 100 Posts: 2720/2912 EXP: 10064951 Next: 289445 Since: 01-30-13 Last post: 3198 days ago Last view: 3197 days ago |
I have to admit though, I made the bad future half-assed but spent more thought and time on the good future. I guess that's because the bad future is more straightforward whereas anything can be in the good future. ____________________ Super Mario LOLand Thanks to kaj for helping to port my Acmlmboard 2.5 layout to Acmlmboard 2.064! |
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