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Splitwirez
Posted on 01-20-15 09:00 PM Link | #54761
Posted by jjesss064
My idea was that the blue lines that launch stars create actually are gravity lines with oxygen in it. They also make mario not to break his leg when he lands. but hey, that a theory. A bad theory!

Yay, someone else is finally posting their own theories :3

Posted by StapleButter
How does Wonka's flying glass elevator work anyway?

OFFTOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! How hypocritical.

MoreCowbell
Posted on 01-20-15 09:08 PM Link | #54764
1. This thread is pointless
2. You reeeaallly don't get sarcasm

Stop trying to find logic in a game in which an Italian plumber eats mushrooms to get bigger and stomps on turtles on a quest to save a princess twice his height from the king of the turtles. You'll never find an answer

Arisotura
Posted on 01-20-15 09:09 PM Link | #54765
Offtopic what! Man, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has to be realist too! D:

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Marionumber1
Posted on 01-20-15 09:10 PM Link | #54766
Posted by MoreCowbell
Stop trying to find logic in a game in which an Italian plumber eats mushrooms to get bigger and stomps on turtles on a quest to save a princess twice his height from the king of the turtles. You'll never find an answer


Which reminds me, how do the mushrooms work anyway, Splitwirez? Rapid human growth is possible, right?

Arisotura
Posted on 01-20-15 09:12 PM Link | #54768
the mushrooms

they're the solution to all your shit

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MoreCowbell
Posted on 01-20-15 09:12 PM Link | #54770
I was also wondering the biology behind Pokemon too.

salty
Posted on 01-20-15 11:34 PM Link | #54788
How come when Mario goes into lava he bounces back in Super Mario 64?

Lava in Mario 64 are trampolines :3

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Arisotura
Posted on 01-20-15 11:36 PM Link | #54789
Same shit in SMG.

Lava makes you bounce back to insane heights, with your ass burning for a short while, and then no damages other than losing some health.

Relatedly, Mario jumps abnormally high for a human being.

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salty
Posted on 01-20-15 11:40 PM Link | #54790
How does Mario change clothes so fast when he gets a power up?

There are multiple Mario's waiting to take his place.

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Splitwirez
Posted on 01-21-15 12:57 AM Link | #54800
Posted by saltypepper
How does Mario change clothes so fast when he gets a power up?

There are multiple Mario's waiting to take his place.

Your theory is flawed, as switching PEOPLE would also take too long. I always assumed he just wore a suit of tiny LCD plates or something, that changed colour according to such factors. Why? For the same reason as Bees' Black and Yellow colouring, I guess.


WAIT...


Is the point at which both above cases converge ._____.

Pun not intended.

Posted by StapleButter
the mushrooms

they're the solution to all your shit

No, they're only the solution to Small Mario's durability problems.

Posted by MoreCowbell
Which reminds me, how do the mushrooms work anyway, Splitwirez? Rapid human growth is possible, right?


I just realized something.


All along we've assumed Mario is human. What if he's another species of Aliens that look human, kinda like in SO MANY low-budget Sci-Fi movies?


I absolutely HATE those kinds of movies. WHY would Aliens look EXACTLY like another COMPLETELY UNRELATED species? The only explanation I have is common ancestry. Or some damn good disguises.

Marionumber1
Posted on 01-21-15 12:59 AM Link | #54801
Rapid growth of any biological being makes very little sense. And as far as I know, Mario has been confirmed human.

Splitwirez
Posted on 01-21-15 01:02 AM Link | #54803
Posted by Marionumber1
Rapid growth of any biological being makes very little sense. And as far as I know, Mario has been confirmed human.

That implies such growth makes some sense.

When was Mario confirmed to be human?

Arisotura
Posted on 01-21-15 01:03 AM Link | #54804
If you start going this way, you will end up in one of those neverending philosophical debates.

Please don't.

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Marionumber1
Posted on 01-21-15 01:04 AM Link | #54805
Posted by Splitwirez
That implies such growth makes some sense.


The laws of physics probably do not prohibit that, but it's ridiculous biologically. Have you learned about cell division yet?

When was Mario confirmed to be human?


MarioWiki says he is, and I generally trust them. Miyamoto probably said it sometime too.

Splitwirez
Posted on 01-21-15 01:10 AM Link | #54806
Posted by StapleButter
If you start going this way, you will end up in one of those neverending philosophical debates.

Please don't.


Which way is "this" way? Northeast? Left? 11:00?

Posted by Marionumber1
Posted by Splitwirez
That implies such growth makes some sense.


The laws of physics probably do not prohibit that, but it's ridiculous biologically. Have you learned about cell division yet?

When was Mario confirmed to be human?


MarioWiki says he is, and I generally trust them. Miyamoto probably said it sometime too.

They _assumed_ he is human, because no-one ever thought otherwise...UNTIL NOW! When did Miyamoto say it? Until you can find a video, writeup, or something, I can't take a guess seriously.

Also, I have not entirely learned my way around cell division. What if the Super Mushroom, Mega Mushroom, etc, forces cell division to extents beyond 1 cell to 2 cells? What about 1 cell to 200 cells? Or maybe it just stretches out existing cells?

Or what if all along, we've been talking about

[image]
Spore's definition of Cells?


Okay, I'm kidding about the Spore thing. But still, have I raised a valid point?

Marionumber1
Posted on 01-21-15 01:11 AM Link | #54807
Posted by Splitwirez
I can't take a guess seriously.


That's why I've failed to take this whole thread seriously, and I'm about to stop wasting my valuable time here.

Splitwirez
Posted on 01-21-15 01:15 AM Link | #54808
Posted by Marionumber1
Posted by Splitwirez
I can't take a guess seriously.


That's why I've failed to take this whole thread seriously, and I'm about to stop wasting my valuable time here.

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That's not what I meant. I can't take you seriously based on guessed evidence, but these are theories.

Arisotura
Posted on 01-21-15 01:16 AM Link | #54809
durr



This thread is reaching a whole new level of ridiculous. Somewhere near RVLution's average level.

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