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Staryu Trek

Posted on 11-13-24 08:55 PM

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Posted by Staryu Trek

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It is reopened...

Kuribo Café Thr3e!

Now run by Staryu Trek. I don't have a chef yet, except for an asocial Klingon who only makes blood pie, blood soup etc. I want to fire him, but every time I attempt to, he threatens me with his bat'leth (Klingon sword). So I might need to hire a 'chief of firement'. As the café is right now, we won't be very lucrative, but hey, at least we're already in a better state than the current state of the Kuribo Café - Rebooted, and we have a menu:

Menu

Panc... eh, waffles!
   Nope, totally no pancakes. Where've you heard that?

Delicious Cake
   Dear Mario, please come to the castle.

Draconic bacon
   Does ~~not~~ contain any traces of Arisotura's dragons.

Stroopwafel
   A waffle, but it's green.

  Drinks

Wii U
   From our barista._{^{_{Wait, do we even have a barista?}}}

More to be added on the menu when I have actual personnel that doesn't just prepare blood dishes. Payment in dollars, pounds, Dutch florins (we don't accept euros even though we use them since 2002. Logic I guess), Yellow/Red/Blue/Purple Coins and Frog Coins.

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Posted on 11-14-24 10:09 PM

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I work in a cafe in real life as waitres but i can cook too

i wont make blood pie or anything
since im on a Ds i like to server Game themed dishes like slowpoke tail's
its good for you if you like it and a vegan option leafs and stuff from our friend Venasore(cant spell i failed all my spelling tests)

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Staryu Trek

Posted on 11-15-24 08:15 AM

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Okay hired - you're our new chef. Adding Slowpoke Tail for 1 000 000 Pokédollars (like in IIRC HG/SS) (or for free if the customer shows us a cheating device or a modded console (no, we don't count consoles bricked during the modding process)) and Venusaur leaf salad.

*walks to kitchen*

Hey Kraag, we have a new chef. Move over.

Kraag: *unintelligible since I don't understand Klingon speak, but his pulled bat'leth says enough*

OK Xero, looks like you will have to work with that Klingon until I've found someone with a weapon stronger than a bat'leth (a certain kind of hammer might work). But hey, I will raise your salary with ¢1 per week as long as you can ~~survive~~ stand working with him.

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kikilxve

Posted on 11-18-24 08:56 PM

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hallo! how much is a 100% waffle waffle? i want a wafol...

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Staryu Trek

Posted on 11-18-24 09:21 PM

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301 3DS playcoins or 100 Blue Coins from Super Mario Sunshine. And no cheating - I want to see you collect them. Alternatively, we accept Dogecoins.

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Posted on 11-19-24 07:27 PM

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omg, dogecoin!? how much in dogecoins then?

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Posted on 11-19-24 08:41 PM

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Posted by Staryu Trek

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13 Dogecoins. The unlucky number, so be warned your waffle may catch fire.

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kikilxve

Posted on 11-20-24 01:28 AM

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*pays* gimmie my wafol!

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- 'Cause no one ever told me to worry - PinkPantheress - Feelings -
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need to know what i listen to? check out my last.fm! https://last.fm/user/kikilxve (it's bad so don't expect my music taste to match yours)
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Staryu Trek

Posted on 11-20-24 07:45 AM

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Posted by Staryu Trek

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Here it is! Or did you prefer a round wafol?

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Posted by kikilxve

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Xero

Posted on 11-21-24 09:41 PM

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*i spawn out of nowhere*

Im here! I had trouble at a secret Foundation but KiKi i have something free on the house since your our
00000000000000000000000000001's CUSTOMER WOOO *i pull out a Pizza box*

I stole it while i was at work at another site, If you open it you get infinite PIZZA and your favourite flavour to! But only 10 Slices since we need world hunger.

(i really need to take this back before Council finds out my side job) *Smile softly but almost nervous*

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kikilxve

Posted on 11-22-24 03:23 AM

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why do we need world hunger
that's a bad issue

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i love pinkpantheress -v-
~ 'Cause i just had a dream i was dead, and i only cared, 'cause i was taken from you ~ PinkPantheress - Mosquito ~
- 'Cause no one ever told me to worry - PinkPantheress - Feelings -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
need to know what i listen to? check out my last.fm! https://last.fm/user/kikilxve (it's bad so don't expect my music taste to match yours)
https://dontasktoask.com
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Xero

Posted on 11-22-24 07:44 AM

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if we solve it how we gonna sell?
(and the foundation would't take lightly...orders are orders)

Yes! it is such a bad thing!! *i laugh nervously*

just take a pizza! it be your favourite~ *i smirk*

(im so gonna get contained after this....grounded AH!)

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Staryu Trek

Posted on 11-22-24 08:09 AM (rev. 2 of 11-22-24 05:26 PM)

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Posted by Staryu Trek

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Yes, capitalism! We gotta make money. And anybody endangering our profits will be sued out of the way!

(I hope Nintendo won't sue us for copying their way of making money.)

Can I have the pizza box pl0x? I could replicate some. A pizza box that replenishes, sounds like a good marketing stunt. People like stuff like that that's green.

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Posted by kikilxve

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Posted on 11-22-24 01:36 PM

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Uh...i stole it! Um at my second job
I can bring as meny pizzas in on Saturday!

And this is the only kind!...though Kraag as been eyeing it lately

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kikilxve

Posted on 12-07-24 03:05 AM

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hello! i've heard you have colored pizza boxes now. sounds appealing to me! how much would a medium cheese pizza cost?

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i love pinkpantheress -v-
~ 'Cause i just had a dream i was dead, and i only cared, 'cause i was taken from you ~ PinkPantheress - Mosquito ~
- 'Cause no one ever told me to worry - PinkPantheress - Feelings -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
need to know what i listen to? check out my last.fm! https://last.fm/user/kikilxve (it's bad so don't expect my music taste to match yours)
https://dontasktoask.com
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Staryu Trek

Posted on 12-07-24 06:05 PM

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Posted by Staryu Trek

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Depends on the colour of the pizza box, and whether you want any other ingredients other than cheese on it. And which cheese do you want? Gouda, Edam, Beemster, Emmentaler, Camembert? Animal-based or vegan? Please define on this *groans lifting a 3.14 kg stack of paper* form. Please define pizza box colour in rgba format.

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Posted by kikilxve

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kikilxve

Posted on 12-07-24 10:38 PM

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okay, here's the form filled out.
hm, a nice color in rgba is rgba(251,138,186,1.000), and yes, i did search up #FB8ABA to rgba.
now, how much would it be?

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i love pinkpantheress -v-
~ 'Cause i just had a dream i was dead, and i only cared, 'cause i was taken from you ~ PinkPantheress - Mosquito ~
- 'Cause no one ever told me to worry - PinkPantheress - Feelings -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
need to know what i listen to? check out my last.fm! https://last.fm/user/kikilxve (it's bad so don't expect my music taste to match yours)
https://dontasktoask.com
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Staryu Trek

Posted on 12-08-24 08:18 AM

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Posted by Staryu Trek

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Ehm... I'm sorry, but you forgot to write down the diameter of the pizza.

You have to fill in the form all over again...

* Staryu Trek hides behind counter.

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Posted by kikilxve

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kikilxve

Posted on 12-09-24 03:22 AM

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but... but... i wrote 12"...

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i love pinkpantheress -v-
~ 'Cause i just had a dream i was dead, and i only cared, 'cause i was taken from you ~ PinkPantheress - Mosquito ~
- 'Cause no one ever told me to worry - PinkPantheress - Feelings -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
need to know what i listen to? check out my last.fm! https://last.fm/user/kikilxve (it's bad so don't expect my music taste to match yours)
https://dontasktoask.com
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Staryu Trek

Posted on 12-12-24 07:25 AM

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Posted by Staryu Trek

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*checks form*

You did? Oh yeah, you're right. I didn't see it at first because it's written so small. I'ma be preparing your pizza. It'll be finished in the next post.

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