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D.a.r.e.
Posted on 02-17-14 07:50 PM Link | #38602
Discuss your dreams you ever had (if you can remember).

Here is mine:

I was sleeping in church, when the minister yelled at me, "GET UP YOU LAZY SLOB!!!" Then I woke up and there I saw the minister yelling at me. And I told him, "Hey! You are the minister of this church. Next time, can you be nicer to me?" And so I went outside and guess what I saw? I saw a bunch of buildings falling down on each other and burning up, like the scene in the movie, 2012. Then I went to a guy and asked him, "What is going on?" He tells me, "It's the end of the world! Run for your lives!" And I freak out, then, that's the point when I wake up and I said, "Oh thank goodness that was just a dream.

What is your dream?

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Moral: NEVER have a party at your house.

Polar Hacker
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Stygmax
Posted on 02-18-14 12:01 AM (rev. 2 of 02-18-14 12:01 AM) Link | #38609
I dreamed that I had the ability to snap my fingers and manipulate reality. However, the government found me dangerous and put me into a facility full of supernatural children and adults. The facility was on an island, but if you looked across the sea you could see a pleasant coastal town (I later discovered from a fellow inmate that the town was fake). The other people there were terrifyingly weird and surreal. One of them was a 7-year-old girl who constantly muttered gibberish and was always escorted by tough-looking policemen. Another was a surfer dude in his mid-20s that constantly wore glasses - If you looked directly into his eyes, you would go insane. At one point, two older girls (who were actually two girls from my school) killed the 7-year-old and framed me as the one who did it. I was then put into confinement in the facility.

Soon after I was incarcerated, I snapped my fingers and teleported out of my cell. My last memory was all of the children in the facility charging at me from down a hall while chanting nonsensical words. I snapped my fingers and found myself awake.

Probably the second weirdest dream I ever had.
Status: It was really, really fun, guys - thanks for the ride!

Arisotura
Posted on 02-18-14 12:04 AM Link | #38610
Hey Polar Hacker don't act like staff when you don't even have enough common sense to understand this board's rules. Sigh.

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NoSkinnedKoopa
Posted on 02-18-14 05:55 AM Link | #38634
Okay I got a dream so good I told it to my friends so I wouldn't forget it. Here it is:
One day, I found myself with my friends at this huge futuristic shopping center in the middle of the desert. It was a busy shopping center, with huge and vast moving sidewalks (travelators, as called in Britain[thanks cosmo]) carrying hundreds of people. My friends and I were walking around the stores when then people start shooting at us. It then felt like a GTA situation with shooting together against other people. Eventually the army comes to help them destroy us. We destroyed the tanks and helicopters, then shit came down. This intriguing team of skilled armed men from the government came to destroy us. They had pieces of red metal attached to their forehead (around the unibrow area) along with red guns and these spray cans with this supernatural powerful fire. They were much stronger and durable than the average man, like terminators. They grabbed civilians and drilled the red metal into their foreheads which made them stronger and brainwashed. They then wanted to destroy us. The red metal men team was multiplying, using civilians to build their army. Some of my friends became "redified." Then I fled. I ended running around the shopping center killing the red metal men team. During that, I would run into my friends from all places of my life. (Elementary, Middle, High, and even SMG2.5 members irl) Some of them became "redified," others it was just a quick hello. Although, one of my friends I've known for a long time named Ryan, had something new every time I ran into him. In real life, I would always envy him for getting all the girls even though he was super shy. So every time I ran into him in my dream, HE WOULD HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND. And the weird thing is, they were all girls I've met in my life, even ones he doesn't know. So after all the chasing I got hungry and ate lunch with my friends in a COMPLETELY OBVIOUS PLACE. (I don't know why) Then while we were eating, Ryan's new girlfriend was one of the notorious girls I liked irl, Gabby. She then all of a sudden STARTED SUCKING HIS D*CK while WE WERE EATING. Then the red metal men team came to our lunch place and started killing more of us. I then started running and ended up in this enclosed parking lot area. The next thing I know, I was surrounded by some of the red metal men. They got a hold of me, and threw me to the ground. This is where things get weird: They then injected a piece of the red metal into my forehead. I sort of felt the pain in an imagining way, then everything went black. Still, in my dream, I got up. They then gave me red weapons and the red spay can. They assumed I was brainwashed and wanted to kill my friends, BUT I WASN'T! Still conscious, I was walked with pain. Now things get interesting :) : I ran into the girl I like currently like, and she came to me, seeing me in pain. I asked her to help me find my friends, and she already knew where they were were. I then followed her to this huge pool with all my remaining friends SWIMMING IN IT as if they were not being hunted. They were happy to see me, then I showed them my red weapons, and gasped thinking I wanted to kill them. I then immediately told them I was good and not brainwashed, and they believed me. They helped me get out of the shopping center, and their parents came to pick them up. I then thought, "What happened to the red metal men team?" I then randomly decided to walk in this classroom (yes, a classroom in a shopping center) where NO ONE knew of my presence. I walked around their desks, feeling invisible. I then walked out, and ran into the girl I liked currently. I brought up a conversation about going to the movies with girls, and she was sad saying her mom would kick her ass if she went with boys. I replied with, "Just don't tell her ;)" She laughed and smiled, then her mom pulled up and she left. Then, I stood there, at entrance of the shopping center, bored. I put my hand on my forehead and FELT the red metal. I forgot! I then pulled it out of my forehead, holding in the pain. I saw blood on the needle of the red metal, AND THEN I FINALLY WOKE UP.

I am surprised I remembered all of this. I hope you enjoyed it I guess.

PaperplateismGuy
Posted on 02-18-14 08:18 AM (rev. 2 of 02-18-14 08:18 AM) Link | #38636
Now things get interesting....
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Ha Ha :D As if it wasn't interesting enough! Wow I wish I had vivid dreams like yours. That's an awesome story. Nice :)

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Stygmax
Posted on 02-18-14 01:15 PM Link | #38641
Maybe the reason things got so good at the end is because the red metal was brainwashing you into thinking you were having nice conversations with your friends while you were actually killing them. :P
Status: It was really, really fun, guys - thanks for the ride!

Polar Hacker
Posted on 02-18-14 08:36 PM Link | #38673
Once I had a dream I hit a bunch of Koopas with a water bottle.

Dodecagon
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Arisotura
Posted on 02-18-14 09:13 PM Link | #38676
Funny. Did that dream resume later on? :P

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Dodecagon
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NoSkinnedKoopa
Posted on 02-19-14 12:17 AM (rev. 2 of 02-19-14 12:41 AM) Link | #38683
Posted by Stygmax
Maybe the reason things got so good at the end is because the red metal was brainwashing you into thinking you were having nice conversations with your friends while you were actually killing them. :P

SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. But in the end I pulled the red metal out of my head. If I was brainwashed obeying the laws of the evil red team, I don't think I would have pulled it out.
Also, for those who wanted to know here are the perquisites to my dream:
- I dreamed this dream while on a trip in the snow mountains.
- Before I fell asleep, my friends and I were discussing that when you sleep, your brain rearranges your memories.
- The next night, I fell asleep telling myself I wanted a Part 2. And imagined a Part 2 with my eyes closed, hoping I would force my brain to give me a Part 2.
- Sadly, the next morning, all I remembered was seeing black or a very short like 5 second dream. I think I used all my "Dream Energy" the previous night. :P

shibboleet
Posted on 02-19-14 03:28 AM Link | #38696
I had a dream once that there was a naked cannibalist running down my street.


Weird shit.

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Agent000
Posted on 02-19-14 03:43 AM Link | #38699
Posted by Stygmax
I dreamed that I had the ability to snap my fingers and manipulate reality. However, the government found me dangerous and put me into a facility full of supernatural children and adults. The facility was on an island, but if you looked across the sea you could see a pleasant coastal town (I later discovered from a fellow inmate that the town was fake). The other people there were terrifyingly weird and surreal. One of them was a 7-year-old girl who constantly muttered gibberish and was always escorted by tough-looking policemen. Another was a surfer dude in his mid-20s that constantly wore glasses - If you looked directly into his eyes, you would go insane. At one point, two older girls (who were actually two girls from my school) killed the 7-year-old and framed me as the one who did it. I was then put into confinement in the facility.

Probably the second weirdest dream I ever had.


Geez...permission to use this as a springboard if I ever want to write another screenplay? :P

Also, if that was your second-weirdest dream, what is the first?

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Stygmax
Posted on 02-19-14 05:42 PM (rev. 2 of 02-19-14 05:43 PM) Link | #38716
Geez...permission to use this as a springboard if I ever want to write another screenplay? :P

Also, if that was your second-weirdest dream, what is the first?


Feel free. I had also thought of making it into a short story or something.

Want my absolute strangest, vivid, symbolic, and mildly disturbing dream? Here goes. It was so weird that I gave it a title: "The Old Man".

I was walking across an extremely wide expanse of plains. I felt a pervading sense of hunger and thirst, and my clothes were ripped and too small for me. I felt that I had substantial facial hair, and I was much taller than I have ever been in reality. Strangely enough, the plains had no grass or dirt. They were made of dull grey, undulating rock formations and smooth stone hills. I felt as though I walked for days, but the sun was perpetually stuck at twilight and never completely set.

Eventually, I came to a deep ravine in the stone plains. At the bottom of the ravine was a stream, with grassy banks and palm trees sticking out of the sides of the cliffs. It was an idyllic sight, a complete Eden for my starving self. However, I could see that farther down the stream, a hunched figure in tattered fisherman's clothes was rowing a reed boat down the stream. Being desperate for human company in the endless stone plains, I shouted down at him and ran alongside the cliffs, hoping he would notice me. He looked up and I could see that he was a mustachioed old man, in his mid-to-late 70s. He stopped and pulled his boat up to the banks I found a wide path going down the ravine and ran down it. I ran over to the boat and told the old man that I was hungry and tired and desperate for food and shelter. The old man said nothing, simply stared at me with baleful eyes, and gestured for me to come on his boat.

We floated farther down the stream. I offered to take the man's paddle and row for a while, but he completely ignored my request and continued rowing. We eventually came to a small and wet-looking hole in the ground that looked more like a sewer entrance or a badger-hole than a home. He jumped off the boat and crouched down, proceeding to crawl into the hole. I followed suit.

After a tight squeeze through the (relatively short) earthen tunnel, we came to a fairly large square room underground, with damp concrete walls. There was a single, flickering lightbulb hanging from the middle of the ceiling. I could see a small antechamber off to the left of the room with a shelf. The other objects in the room were: A small, worm-eaten table in the center of the room (with two chairs, oddly enough), and hundreds of canned foodstuffs piled up in one corner. On the antechamber shelf was a metal box, which became important later in the dream.

The old man walked over to the cans and picked one up with a faded label that read "Peaches". He then grabbed another labeled "Meat" and handed it to me without making eye contact. He headed over to the table, sat down, and began to eat. I sat down too and attempted to make conversation. I asked him his name and repeatedly thanked him for giving me food. Still, he remained absolutely silent. After the meal, he got up, went over to the corner, and lay down to sleep on the cold, damp floor. I did the same.

When I woke up the next "day" (the sun was still stuck at setting), the old man was gone. I crawled outside and saw that his boat was gone, so I assumed he had gone wherever he was the previous day upstream. Left alone, I went back inside and ate another canned meal. Then, I wandered over to the shelf and inspected the metal box. It was locked, but the lock had rusted so that it easily broke off. I opened the box and saw something unusual; It was a picture of a happy-looking family, with a strong young father with chiseled features and a black handlebar mustache, a pretty young mother with a 1950's look to her, and two laughing children, a boy and a girl. The picture was charred around the edges and a large portion had been apparently burned off. I was entranced by the picture, and it began to stir something in the back of my mind. Suddenly, a hand grasped itself firmly around my wrist. I turned, and saw the old man staring at me. He snatched the picture, gently put it back in the box, and quietly put the lid on the box. I told him to let go, and he did. He walked over to the table and sat down, put his head in his hands and quietly began to cry.

(I don't remember what happened exactly after that)

Sometime after, I woke up the next day to find the old man waiting for me by the hole. He said nothing still, but gestured for me to follow. We crawled outside, and he stepped on to his boat, waiting for me to hop on as well. I figured he was to take me on his routine upstream journey, and I was curious to see what it was. I was about to jump on the boat when I heard the sounds of an engine.

The old man and I immediately looked up to the edge of the cliff. There was a large white truck driving alongside the cliff edge, with several other young people in the back and in the seats. As soon as the driver spotted me, the truck began to drive down the path down the ravine. It came to rest next to me, and the young woman in the driver's seat shouted to me and the old man to come on, and that they were going to find other people. Filled with joy, I hopped on to the back of the truck in a heartbeat. The old man just stared with a far-off look in his eyes. Then he turned onto his boat, and began to row downstream. The truck drove out of the ravine and back on to the cliffside edge. I looked down the stream for the old man's boat, but he had vanished. The truck left the cliffside and continued farther into the stone plains.

Then, I woke up.
Status: It was really, really fun, guys - thanks for the ride!

Dodecagon
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Stygmax
Posted on 02-19-14 07:38 PM Link | #38720
Posted by GrapeEscape
I didn't think it was physically possible to actually have coherent dreams that made some sense in terms of their structure. Often times in my dreams random things that would normally be incomprehensible to me make sense in my subconscious. People will spout absolute gibberish and yet somehow I understand them. Sometimes even I will do completely random and stupid things in my dreams against my own will. It's like when I'm dreaming I'm a completely different person, which kind of scares me, honestly.


Most of the times my dreams are random as fuck. Which is why these two stand out in their clarity. :P
Status: It was really, really fun, guys - thanks for the ride!

Arisotura
Posted on 02-19-14 07:43 PM (rev. 2 of 02-19-14 08:01 PM) Link | #38722
Anyway, I have posted several dreams of mine in the thread at Kafuka. Begins on page 3.


I also remember a part of a dream I had in my early childhood.

Behind my garden, there is a kind of corridor. It belongs to our house for historical reasons. The house had large fields belonging to it before, and they were accessed by the door that leads to this corridor. The fields were sold, and new houses were built on them. But instead of just blocking the door that led to the fields, they let it, and built walls about 3 meters away from the original wall, leaving a corridor.

The corridor is neglected. Full of weed and other shit. It's like a jungle.

A part of my dream was about me venturing into that corridor. In the end of it, there was a giant spider web, spanning the whole corridor.

I guess one reason why I still remember it is because I hate spider webs. Those things are sticky and fly around when broken and blarg. I get scared when I find out I'm near one. Spiders themselves don't scare me (the ones we have here are harmless), but I hate running into a web.

(and uh, those huge webs really exist. Remind me to never go to Madagascar :P )

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Gmanextreme9
Posted on 02-21-14 01:14 AM Link | #38777
Whoa, Stygmax your dream sounds like a freaking mini-novel of sorts. The only dreams I can remember were either nightmares or just extremely random.

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Arisotura
Posted on 02-23-14 01:00 PM Link | #38858
I don't remember much of today's dream, aside from meeting an IRL friend for whatever reason (don't remember why), and having sex with a girl, apparently a one-night stand.

The last part didn't feel very real, and was done weirdly, but I could feel the pleasure. Weird.

This must be the first time I have that kind of dreams (or atleast that I remember it).


(and I have never had sex IRL)

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