Granted, but it has horrible stats.

I wish that I could evolve into Delphox without the stabbing evolution pain.

Are you going to be able to answer all of these questions at once?

Do you like Yakety Sax?

Posted by Polari

Yeah, sure. But one of them has to be Latios.

Why would I want to be a Latios if I would have no legs?

Posted by Polari

Posted by Tierage

Posted by Polari

Yeah, sure. But one of them has to be Latios.

Why would I want to be a Latios if I would have no legs?

Would it really matter, you could levitate and draco meteor/thunderbolt/surf/psychic everything :>

But I wouldn't have hands or the ability to walk. How would I sleep? How would I walk into buildings, anyways? I'd be freaking huge. At least as Braixen I can move like an actual human for the most part.

Granted, but eventually the entire website goes down because of them.

I wish that Tahcryon knew what evolution felt like.

Should I make a full Blargboard theme designed to have the Yakety Sax layout except without the music and with the links enabled?

Tahcryon, you should be an Aggron. This is a question.

Do you want to be any Pokemon?

Granted, but then someone gets overly offended and then a butthurt storm comes in and eventually the entire website goes down.

I wish I could draw.

So how about that loss of post quality?

What would you do if I did a spell to make you one?

Do ask threads count as random shit if they have discussions that aren't just a bunch of "potoato wafl salad LOLOLOLOLO XD"?

Granted, but it is corrupted with dark magic which causes your entire post to explode to which eventually the entire website goes down.

I wish to have some Internets.

Have you ever had anything more than Mountain Dew Voltage Syndrome?

I found the board from the NSMB Hacking Domain. I found that board from Googling around stuff about New Super Mario Bros. and somehow finding custom levels and hacks and stuff. And now I'm part of this weird party in this small corner of the Internet.

You get those things, but eventually you get the beetus which spreads to everyone else which makes the entire website live forever and never go down again.

I wish for more stupid jokes to do over and over.

Macaroni.

Granted, but it has a bunch of bad JavaScript stuff in it which causes the board to... uhh... I forgot.

I wish for Goku Syndrome!

Do you like how Relaxland just suddenly exploded?