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PixelDimension
Posted on 09-23-16 02:58 AM, in Why languages make no sense at all Link | #77818
if this would fit better in Relaxland, please move it there. thanks

I've recently become interested in languages, and I've started to notice quite a few oddities. Here are a few of them:

Let's start with words for the same thing.

English: worm
German: wurm
French: ver
Icelandic: ormur

Swedish: mask

And another one:

English: volume
Portuguese: volume
Spanish: volumen
French: volume
Swedish: volym
Norwegian: volum
Italian: volume

Finnish: äänenvoimakkuus

And another:


English: table
German: tabelle
French: table
Italian: tavolo

Spanish: mesa

And that's just words. Now let's go on to grammar:

We'll start with English, a classic example of weird grammar. Let's use the verb "walk" as an example for this.

Past tense:
I walked
We walked
You walked
They walked
He/she/it walked

Future tense:
I will walk
We will walk
You will walk
They will walk
He/she/it will walk

So far so good...

Present tense:
I walk
We walk
You walk
They walk

He/she/it..........walks.

Why? WHY? WHYYYYY?????

And there are other crazy grammars, too.

Icelandic verbs conjugate for tense, mood, person, number, and voice. In addition, the language also has 4 noun cases.

But at least it's not Hungarian, which has 18 (18!!!) noun cases.

Or Finnish, where it is perfectly normal to have an entire sentence be made up of one complicated word: for example, "juoksentelisinkohan", which translates to "I wonder if I should run around aimlessly?"

And there are so many more crazy things, too. I'll add to this post as I think of more.







PixelDimension
Posted on 09-23-16 03:08 AM, in Why languages make no sense at all Link | #77820
Posted by MrRean
english is dumb


That is something we can all agree on.

cough
rough
though
through

WHY ARE THESE NOT RHYMES?

PixelDimension
Posted on 09-24-16 12:11 AM, in Why languages make no sense at all Link | #77877
Another word inconsistency I forgot in the first post:

English: night
Italian: notte
Spanish: noche
Swedish: natt
French: nuit
German: nacht

Finnish: yö

PixelDimension
Posted on 09-24-16 12:18 AM, in Why languages make no sense at all (rev. 2 of 09-24-16 12:18 AM) Link | #77881
Posted by StapleButter
some well-known English ones:

pineapple -- ananas or some derivate in other languages

W -- all languages say 'double V' except English which says 'double U'


It's called a "double u" because it actually is a double u. In Latin, u and v were the same letter, always written as v (but pronounced differently). So both names for the letter are technically correct.

PixelDimension
Posted on 09-24-16 12:30 AM, in Driving (rev. 2 of 09-24-16 12:31 AM) Link | #77884
People don't care about the speed limit here. At all. It's terrifying.

PixelDimension
Posted on 09-24-16 02:17 PM, in Why languages make no sense at all Link | #77924
Posted by cros107
I don't actually understand why everything is so stupid though. Whose fucked up idea was it to use 2 random letters in place of an ALREADY ESTABLISHED LETTER, eg. phone.

I don't understand how it would even cross your mind to spell it like that.


"ph" is Greek in origin.

PixelDimension
Posted on 09-24-16 09:42 PM, in Why languages make no sense at all Link | #77950
Posted by cros107
The "F" sound in Greek is φ. Dunno where you got that info from.


Phillip, Pharaoh, Physics, and many other words are all Greek in origin, and they all contained the Greek letter φ. In Classical Greek this was pronounced as an aspirated [pʰ], which the Romans wrote as ph in Latin when they borrowed words from Greek. (This is also how they used the letter y and why they called it "i graeca" - literally "greek i".) Later the pronunciation became "f" and this spelling and pronunciation passed into French and then into English.

PixelDimension
Posted on 09-24-16 09:44 PM, in Shit's going down in USA (and everywhere else too) (rev. 3 of 09-24-16 09:46 PM) Link | #77951
this country is crumbling piece by piece, and I certainly don't want to be in here when the rest of it collapses on everyone inside. I can't wait to get out

PixelDimension
Posted on 09-26-16 08:26 PM, in Shit's going down in USA (and everywhere else too) Link | #77997
We are coming apart.

For most of my life, I've been proud of my country.

Not anymore.

PixelDimension
Posted on 09-26-16 08:28 PM, in Driving Link | #77998
Posted by StapleButter
countries that have no speed limit on freeways/highways. Scary.


Germany. I've seen videos and it looks TERRIFYING.

fun fact: "autobahn" literally means "car road". How's that for uncreative naming?

PixelDimension
Posted on 09-27-16 09:50 PM, in Why languages make no sense at all Link | #78034
The reason English is problematic is that the written form of the language is over 500 years old - very outdated.

Causing things like these 6 words to not even be close to rhyming:
cough ("coff")
rough ("ruff")
though ("tho")
through ("thru")
ought ("ot")
borough ("buhro")

Or "debt" sounding like "det"
or "island" sounding like "iland"

or the horror that is "colonel" sounding like "krnl" (English speakers, at least where I live, have a habit of dropping vowels)

Here's why this happens:
The word "laugh" is pronounced "laff".

Back when the spelling system for English was created, it was pronounced more like "logkh", so that spelling made sense. Over time, the pronunciation shifted (which happens in any language), but I guess people were very stubborn at that time because the spelling didn't, leaving us with our nonsensical spellings.

Posted by Super-toad 65
Also, pronunciation and writing are sightly different in french (but something in english too), for example, a word ending with "e", that letter is completely ignored.

According to italian pronunciation, it's all equal, and i don't understand why people speak it that hard.

But we still have stuff like all verbal forms different, while on most of the english verbs there is a unique form except for 3rd person.


English verb forms in the PRESENT TENSE (Present tense verbs are one of the only consistent things in the English language. The only irregular present-tense verb I can think of is "to be".

1st person singular - walk
1st person plural - walk
2nd person singular+plural (identical in English - no difference between singular and plural "you") - walk
3rd person singular - walks
3rd person plural - walk

That "s" there is the last surviving piece of a once much more complicated verb system similar to that of German. You can still see other pieces of this in the pronouns - "he" is used if that person is the subject of a sentence, "him" if that person is the object, "his" for possessive, etc.

Words ending with E:
It is not pronounced, but usually changes the other vowel sound in the word (however, as with nearly everything in English, there are some exceptions)

For example, the words mad and made - the e in "made" is not pronounced at all, but the a is pronounced differently in each.




PixelDimension
Posted on 09-30-16 10:44 PM, in Any Youtube videos you particularly like? Link | #78111
This video is very satisfying to watch for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlD39tw8W8Q

PixelDimension
Posted on 10-05-16 12:14 AM, in Why languages make no sense at all (rev. 6 of 10-05-16 12:28 AM) Link | #78227
Posted by Super-toad 65
And yes, wowels in english are a bit confusing -.-


That is because vowels in English do whatever they want - any vowel can really make almost any sound. Vowels are not really thought of as all that important in English. It is not uncommon for people to drop vowels entirely in speech - for example, the name of the Canadian city Toronto often becomes "T'ronno" in casual speech (dropping the first o and the second t), and most English speakers would pronounce my username as something closer to "Pix'lD'mension" rather than PixelDimension. Some accents/dialects also have a tendency to run syllables together - New Zealanders are famous for this, a common example being the way they say the name of their country - "New Zilnd".

Example: "sun" and "son" sound the same
"cot" and "caught" sound the same (in some accents/dialects, not all)
"ball" and "doll" rhyme

Written English and spoken English differ to a ridiculous degree. The only way to learn it correctly is to memorise almost everything, which can be very difficult if you have not grown up with the language. Add that to the unusual sounds like "th" and it is not hard to see why so many people have trouble with it. But as long as they can get the general idea of what you are saying/writing, most English speakers will be very friendly and accommodating toward people whose English is not perfect, because even the native speakers such as myself are confused by it. :)

(For example, a common native-speaker error: Using "there is" instead of "there are" when talking about something in the plural - for example, saying "there's more boxes in the closet" instead of the correct way, "there are more boxes in the closet".)



PixelDimension
Posted on 11-12-16 01:05 AM, in Shit's going down in USA (and everywhere else too) Link | #79649
I would first like to point out that Hillary Clinton actually got more votes. Donald Trump only won because of the "Electoral College" system, AKA not even an actual democracy.

Second, I would like to point out this:


We're screwed.

PixelDimension
Posted on 02-26-17 08:45 PM, in teh 5lb gummy bear Link | #81595
Have you eaten all of it yet?
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