Granted. For a given meaning of good - it's so merely okay that it's neither engaging for its quality or so bad that you can't look away. It's quickly forgotten.

I wish there were actually awesome cartoons to watch that aren't 10 years old.

Granted. Someone else's standards of decency are used, meaning you still hate whatever president is elected.

I wish that memes never became stale

i just use firefox and update whenever so that popups aren't coming up every 30 minutes saying HEY UPDATE FIREFOX HEY UPDATE FIREFOX HEY UPDATE FIREFOX THERE'S A NEW VERSION YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DOWNLOAD IT MAN

Granted. It's developed by a completely different company and said company takes it in a completely different direction - specifically, a mediocre iPhone timewaster in lieu of things like Flappy Bird.

I wish for another decent turn-based RPG to play.

i once dropped an ipad on the corner of a sidetable, cracking a large portion of the screen

Granted, it's something that makes you an outcast on every website you go to.

I wish for Paper Mario Color Splash to actually be somewhat decent

Posted by Platinatic

Putting a piece of toast into the VCR, expecting some cool video to play

best part of this thread

Granted. Everyone is considered an idiot in someone's eyes, so everyone in the world is horribly killed by a sudden aneurysm.

I wish I had Undertale.

luigi isn't clumsy tho

unless i haven't watched enough terrible fmv cutscenes

Posted by xKitten

Implied, as his traction in Smash is terrible and he slips in Galaxy.

i always figured that was because his shoes are old enough to lose treading or something

Posted by blimpfruit00

Also basically every single Mario and Luigi game.

i would reply to this but i have no clue who you're actually talking to

Granted. He comes back as a walking corpse and is thus still technically, legally dead. He is unable to reclaim any position at Nintendo.

I wish for a dank meme

Granted, but you never have an appetite for it

I wish I could play MOTHER 3 properly

Posted by Baby Luigi

and saying "I'm not transphobic but..." remarks actually makes you transphobic.

i'm not a neonazi but um

yeah

granted. none of your games work.

i wish it was physically impossible for anyone to commit a logical fallacy

granted. your major is in something 100% useless, you're suspiciously young and you are unable to get a job for the rest of your life.

i wish for a gift card for a pizza shop of my choice

>hasn't been released yet
>WORST GAME EVER WORSE THAN ACTION 52
>ayy kek fam

Granted. Your mind is destroyed by the nothingness on the other side.

I wish I could slow down time

-where are non-red toads? I mean, there is NOTHING unique about it, really.

possibility that could have been changed after the one trailer we've seen

-That battle system is just as bad as Sticker Sat's. But uh, worse. And without the uniquity of the sticker mechanic.

you haven't played it

can we just stick to one slang term. we went through colored, negro, black, and it stands to reason that we're going to go through african-american at some point.

can we not call the same group of people something different every 20 years

>i don't want your graphics
>i don't want your flashy hd graphics

that legitimately doesn't contradict itself at all