but hey it can play music

i don't understand why you need an app for this just look at your fucking teeth, and if you're that worried visit a dentist

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can't wait for the new bluetooth chair

tracks your physical features of your butt to adjust your sitting style.

we also get that information to our secret headquarters, woohoo free butts

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my dad added me on discord and all he uses it for is to tell me to cook rice

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my name is better salty

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...i don't think anyone was thinking it looked like testiclefall beforehand

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i've been playing every night, so i don't think i need it for that yet

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monster desktop powered by Windows Vista

is that how it works?

I've also changed the avatar to my own face, a fairly decent picture at that compared to the forward-facing garbage I've had in the past. I seem to have an issue being honest towards people and have been turning into my Internet character too much, rather than my real self...

i would say it looks nice if it actually was the right orientation

Also. I have a date today. 1pm, I'm meeting a girl that likes me (and I like her back)!

good job, make sure to bring protection! ahue

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staff gets birthday rainbows and on their birthday they just get a cool color switchy thing

us regular users are stuck with the lame alternating rainbows between pages, but on our birthday we too get color switchy things!

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yeah that really annoys me too swingball

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Left 4 Dead 2 (again)

Couldn't play a full versus round cause my brother got mad at me. Might as well quit playing versus altogether since ever since I started playing it my brother got a lot more needy

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i'm amazed on how creative you can get with these trophies

"and then press the A button right when Mario passes out to inject all of your lovely venom into him"

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i've never been to real concerts but i have been to those christian concerts at carowinds and i did not enjoy those

granted i did attend those after the incident where i ate hot cheetoes and chicken wings and rode a looping roller coaster

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I like to think I'm okay with all of them. I have my good and bad moments.

one time i charged someone off the edge so you know that felt goooooood

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i don't really like concerts unless there are chairs, and usually all the food costs money

concerts need to step up their game (but i'm also a cheap filipino so)

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i do often have good food beforehand, such as when my filipino friends and such are needing a break from all the amusement park rides, but we usually run out, and when you have about 6 families that brought food, it's hard to save up food

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they bring all sorts of food but i usually only eat the chicken with a buttload of rice

i'm not very cultured

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i'm sorry did you want to upload your photos to other sites!??


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i honestly love windows 10, but i think it's because i disabled most of windows 10 safety features

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and those dishes must be taking a long time to wash

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Money doesn't make people happy

i beg to disagree

neither does Windows 10

i mean it's been doing pretty well for me

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