Posted by MPG

Granted, but the artifact kills you.

I wish I was popular on YouTube.

Granted, but the people who subscribed to you are morons.

I wish for my life to not be boring.

Granted. The bunny falls into a bottomless pit and you lose him forever.

I wish I had something to do right now.

Granted, but then you become a potato as well.

I wish I had a country of my own.

Nice! Hope this will make me active again

I also like the RPG stats.

YO MAMA'S SO SHORT SHE GLIDES ON A DORITO

YO MAMA'S SO UGLY SHE MADE ONE DIRECTION GO THE OTHER DIRECTION

That's the best I've got.

YO MAMA'S SO FAT SHE PICKS HER TEETH USING 2 PEOPLE

So many long posts...

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* Best banned user (do not nominate tempbanned users) LifeMushroom

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* Most likely to get promoted Tahcryon
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* Biggest ice cream lover

YOU ARE
EMPEROR ADVOCATE
THE
HOPE OF THE PEDO
DESTINED TO
CHANGE ALL MOOT

If you don't see me in Kuribo64, then I'm currently changing all moot.

YOU ARE
FATHER BOY
THE
FEARED KING
DESTINED TO
EAT ALL NOTHING

Oh so I'm father boy? Cool.

Great. Another FNAF game. I'm expecting for all the guys when I go back to school to only talk about FNAF 4.

Online surveys you have to complete just to visit premium content are SO annoying. Then again, most of the time something's fake if you have to complete a survey to get it.

Wow, ASM in Mario U already? Cool!

Kinda reminds me of Mario Maker

What's your favorite game? Of all time?

also can you change my username to Sevrault, thx

YOU ARE
SUPER BRO
THE
EVIL, EVIL MASTERTROLL
DESTINED TO
SELL POKEMON

What? I don't wanna sell my Pokemon

Posted by GreenThunder1337

Doors.

I've been waiting for doors to be a thing again.

Well I'm pretty sure with doors around the game will be easy, since those doors don't look like they use energy, unless they added another disadvantage for using the doors.

Today they were selling "I've Got to Run!" on the Nintendo eShop for only $0.01. I got it, and turns out it was a disaster. No obstacles, bad music, and poor graphic tiling was this game. There were 3 modes, but the only differences between them is that the look of the stages were different, and a few other things.

No wonder it's only 1 cent right now. It actually cost $2 before.

Posted by GreenThunder1337

How did you change your name?

How does everyone do this?

I asked StapleButter.

You ask an admin to change your username. Remember using it when logging in though.

Happy birthday, Tahcryon.

(happy birthday song plays)

Posted by SquidEmpress

And ha, porn ads. Some are hot whereas some are disgusting.

Those. Once I was just browsing the internet when I saw a porn ad. It was my luck that my mom was there while that happened.

Needless to say, my mom lost a dang load of trust from me after that fiasco.

The scenes are 3 minutes, not 2.

Also, I agree about the fact that what you get from an amiibo is a ripoff. Why not get the full game if you get only parts of them?

Posted by LifeMushroom

Thanks

Welcome back to K64!

(celebrate good times, come on)