You're talking about the boss at 10:30, right?Yeah, I can see how that would get annoying really fast, but I guess them's the breaks when you play a game intended for multiplayer by yourself.

Nice to meet you! For future reference, here is where you're supposed to introduce yourself, but it doesn't matter too much.

Not to backseat mod, but putting all that text in a spoiler is absolutely pointless. I recommend you make a link to pastebin or something.

Posted by StapleButter

You know, at univ I learnt some interesting shit in a course about computer learning.


Like, for example, a news site publishes a news post but they don't know what would be the best title. What do they do? Select like 10 titles and pick one at random for each visitor. Then they measure how many hits each title gets, and in the end they retain the best one.

I don't know if that's true, but it's interesting nethertheless.


Maybe Youtube is doing similar things with their layouts and shit, although I don't really know how they'd measure whether or not people like it.

It's calledA/B testing, and lots of companies do it, hell, Google gives you a tool to do it on your site.

If it's your first time playing a game, using a guide is rather dumb imo.

Posted by StapleButter

(no no no the board isn't my girlfriend)

Oh, so you're married then?

Posted by NoThisIsStupider

Imo none of them had great story, it was all "evil person does evil things! chase them down and kill them, also bowser is the final boss" (in every game some form of bowser is the final boss, not sure about paper jam but strongly doubt there's someone else)

Okay, story doesn't just mean overarching narrative. It includes everything that occurs as you go through the game, the driving force behind you doing whatever you are doing in whatever area you're in. For example, the original Paper Mario has an overarching plot of "Bowser has stolen a bunch of power, now you need to go beat him up so you can save the princess." Technically that's an accurate description. But there's so much other stuff that happens in the story, whether it be the shenanigans in Koopa Bros. Fortress, or needing to prove your innocence of a murder in Shiver City. There is a lot of zany stuff that you get up that doesn't happen in the main series games to so people don't mind if the overall plot is a bit cookie-cutter. Paper Jam, from what I've seen, doesn't have all this "unrelated to the plot but still really wacky" stuff.

Posted by iZackefx

No, not you. I'm sorry ;__;

It's just where I'm from. When you live in the south, you get a lot of illiterate people.

What does this have to do with "girls being more trouble than they're worth"?

Trying to convert an mp3 to a brstm by changing the file name.

Posted by MercuryPenny

luigi isn't clumsy tho

unless i haven't watched enough terrible fmv cutscenes

Also basically every single Mario and Luigi game.

I randomly saw the video for SMG2.5, and joined because I was interested in the project (although by the time I joined it was pretty clear the project wasn't going anywhere). Also, wow it's been forever since I posted here.

Christ it’s been forever and a half since I looked at this board.

I see that my last post here was that I was surprised that it had been so long since I had been here. I guess this one's more of the same, huh?
Well, I'm glad this place is still up and existing.