if you say that on the street and you're a white person, you will get your wallet taken.

maybe even a free black eye along with it.


i really do hate political correctness, just speak your mind, as long is it isn't actually hateful (ex. my race is better than yours, fuck off)

Granted. A genocide then happens in real life and you are forcibly murdered.

I wish that one of these posts were actually funny

granted. nintendo ends amiibo support

I wish for Yule XD as a theme for this board. :>

granted. internet servers crash the next day.

I wish that this wish didn't get corrupted

granted. the bags are made of titanium.

I wish that I had a good post layout

great

now he has more time to work on CoinKiller

But uh, I remember for my Science exam, I was exempt because I had the 3rd highest grade in the class, and my teacher let me do whatever on the computer and listen to music with my 3DS (I only had songs from Smash 4 to choose from, since Lightspeed was on the computers)

Granted. The board is nuked.

I wish I had my passport already :>

grr, when you update to 11.0 without knowing that an exploit hasn't been developed yet. (and there's no way I'm wasting money on Cubic Nunja)

How much longer will it take for 11.0's exploit, and will you update this?

"planned"... if it wasn't released, then that's hard to calculate

but less than a 3DS (graphical reasons)

Granted. Your 3DS falls in a river and your parents don't let you buy a new one.

I wish all these forums had even more activity.

use a gamecube controller for smash and a wii-mote for other stuff. Easy solution.
nvm you're screwed

Well, I'm attempting to master Dark Pit. I've really only mastered Kirby and Bowser, lol

Posted by gridatttack

Heh. Reminds me of this I saw a while ago.

-img here-

Now I can play Skyrim on it. :v

Please tell me that's a joke

Either that, or I'm really gullible

Granted. You brainwash yourself on accident.

I wish that I wasn't a picky eater :L

Posted by StapleButter

of course, just travel here

Don't forget to learn French and the difference between an iberian bus and a bus ibèrique.

Granted. They tell you off.

I wish I owned a successful restaurant chain

Hmm. Do you think they will update Browserhax? (durr i'm a cheapskate, sorry)

Granted. You then get a brain tumor instead.

I wish there was good free hosting

Granted. She now believes that Mario is mental.

I wish that terrorism would just stop

...I dislike anime. Feel free to throw rocks at me, I guess.