the universe implodes on itself because too many paradoxes

Granted. There is no wish.

I wish I was owner

(no lifemushroom dictatorship pls)

Hey, when I was 8, I was mass-pirating old operating systems. And uh, installing unlegit VM software, and lagging my computer like hell


That also explains why my computer sounds like a jet-engine.

Granted. The things you do end up backfiring and killing you somehow.

I wish the Super Mario 3D Land editor had good graphics :>

Granted. You forget to save, and your battery dies.

I wish there were no more idiots in the world :>

Granted. It gets corrupted.

I wish I was able to fly

......no, nonono

I don't want Mario digging around in my body, just no

Luigi scares me even more, even though he's my favorite character, he would literally kill me with his clumsiness

Uh, Hotel Mario, anyone?

Also, are you going to modify the way spoilers work? They honestly function in the most horrible way possible Basically, an ABXD style spoiler would be nice

also, there is two boos

remove that one loser and replace it with baby luigi for crying out loud, please

Implied, as his traction in Smash is terrible and he slips in Galaxy.

banning them would be easier than screwing up something like a quote list..

example: my profile and IRC out of context quotes first post

Posted by MercuryPenny

i would reply to this but i have no clue who you're actually talking to

he quoted your post....?
anyway, if his shoes lost treading, Mario's would too most likely

...StarLand uses terrible code and staple is baffled at how useless this is. StapleButter then gets sucked in to a derpboard where Cackletta, skiaak, and Rean (nobody trusts him at all... riiight) have root. the owner is StarLand, and he hires Scrydan to code ridiculous redirects that trap him on the board! Scrydan redirected the whole Internet to StarLand's 23rd Derpboard (it has a number, like the rest of the group). Then, what happened was..

at least he didn't delete system32

Also, I might as well mention their idea of Paper Mario

"Thousand year door was terrible, f the fans, we're doing what we want, more sticker star"

Color splash is sticker star with... literally nothing that is unique. At least those stickers were unique, god.

Granted. They used Google Translate.

I wish this thread got more interesting.

lol Lightspeed systems shot down kafuka at schools with their 'access-denied' crap


yet I can access here, RVLution, and smsrealm

RHcafe is an 'unknown website' and NSMBHD is catagorized as 'forums', so yea

also, Lightspeed systems dumb access-block at schools, which results in an annoyed me

they also watch everything you do online, so now the people supposed to 'protect you' are creepily looking at information about me, pretty much

I heard they didn't block Skype lol

also, I found this on kafuka, Nintendo seems butthurt
http://board.kafuka.org/thread.php?id=1494
taking down yet another channel