meals:
Acmlmboard Sandwich - can also be used as a messageboard for mentally insane people.

soup ibérique - soup ibérique. you can also throw it on people to wake them up.

Java - it runs things with a .jar suffix. it also makes you run to the bathroom! it's also extremely hot, eat with caution please*

Stapled Butter - The finest butter from the finest cow with the finest staple finely pinned into it.

Cottage Cheese - makes you think you live in a hick town when you actually live in New York City or Paris or some other huge city

Super Mushrooms - they make you big.

Copycat Eraser - mm tastes like a donut

sides:
Kuri Fries - better than everything ever combined with chicken fries

Kuri Sauce - yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy

Kuri Fruit - buttered and covered in kuri sauce, no healthy meals here, no sir

Kuri Vegetables - who knows, they might talk and tell you stories. or they could taste bad; probably both

Kuri Rocks - ...yeah


drinks:
Whine - Wine, but more annoying. Makes you act like a bratty child who wants their $3500 gaming PC to play Minecraft for an hour or so.

Cafiine - hype

Mountain Dew - more hype

Mountain Dew Voltage - hype hype hype
also, blarg

Kool-Aid - makes you 2 k00l 4 5ch00l, also makes you use 1337speak

Melted Butter - now with extra staples.