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thesadtruth
Posted on 03-02-19 03:37 AM Link | #97325
Granted, you feel physically and in other ways sick (like an abandoned Swingball set)

I wish I could see Avril Lavigne live. :)

JakoNintenCraft
Posted on 03-12-19 01:51 AM Link | #97414
Granted, but it's from a kilometer away and you're on a fishing dinghy.

I wish I could speak any and every language that ever was spoken, is spoken, or will be spoken with instinctive fluency in every one.

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thesadtruth
Posted on 03-12-19 09:40 AM Link | #97420
granted, you don't know what to do with it

I wish I had a koishi plushie

Arisotura
Posted on 03-17-19 12:26 AM Link | #97442
granted, but it explodes as soon as you touch it, so it must stay inside a vacuum chamber.


I wish there was more activity around me rn.

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SkylanderKat
Posted on 03-17-19 01:53 AM Link | #97443
granted, but its too much to handle.

I wish I knew how to drive a manual car

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HEYimHeroic
Posted on 03-18-19 04:05 PM Link | #97453
granted, but now there are only automatic cars in the world. this information is now pretty much useless to you.

i wish i had a ton of money in my nintendo eshop account :eyes:

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salty
Posted on 03-18-19 09:40 PM Link | #97455
Granted. Your parents are under a lot of pressure now since their bank account was hacked into.

I wish I could properly clean. Like, in general.

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Thierry
Posted on 03-18-19 10:14 PM Link | #97456
Granted. your method of cleaning consists of teleporting your power juices to me.
I'm not giving it back.

I wish I could properly corrupt a wish while still hinting at sex jokes

Luigi#1
Posted on 04-08-19 01:05 AM Link | #97544
Granted, but now sex jokes are the only jokes you can ever make

I wish I didn't have the ability to post anything on the internet ages 12-14

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SuperML
Posted on 04-08-19 06:42 PM Link | #97556
Granted, but your inability to use the Internet at that age makes young you very angry, and you decide to never touch the Internet again (Even when you're old enough).

I wish that all the governments in the world agree to get rid of gas vehicles and replace them with electric variants.

HEYimHeroic
Posted on 04-09-19 03:51 AM Link | #97558
granted but they're all fueled by two AA batteries. coupling cars and Wiimotes both taking two AA batteries, all Wiimotes shortly die out first (since they obviously take more power than cars) and not soon after so do cars. now cars aren't real and people who remember them are considered crazy. great, there goes Uber Eats. now how am i supposed to get food, by walking?!

i wish i could do the heckin thing that i'm supposed to be doing, but instead i'm procrastinating on.

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salty
Posted on 04-15-19 03:14 PM Link | #97600
Granted. I get to assume the thing you're supposed to do is procrastinate, so......

I wish dust stopped existing.

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Thierry
Posted on 04-15-19 04:36 PM Link | #97601
Granted. planets won't form. whoops.

do you like space? I like space.

I wish space junk around Earth was cleaned out already.

Swingball
Posted on 05-08-19 02:56 PM Link | #97690
Now earth is cleaned and gone

I wish I had a summer job

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Moline
Posted on 06-10-20 03:49 AM Link | #99181
Posted by Swingball
Now earth is cleaned and gone

I wish I had a summer job


Granted, but as soon as September 21st hits, you are laid off.

I wish for an unreleased Tom Petty album called "Tom Petty Sings Prince".

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Wouldn't It Be Good
Posted by Moline
This is a bio? Is this where I input Biology or Biography? And I'm pretty sure graphy is a suffix due to its usage in geography, photography, biography, and tomography.
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Swingball
Posted on 06-12-20 12:28 AM Link | #99186
It's in terrible disrepair

I hope we get a Coronavaccine

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Moline
Posted on 06-12-20 01:12 AM Link | #99187
Posted by Swingball
It's in terrible disrepair

I hope we get a Coronavaccine


Granted! Expect it in 6-12 months or so!


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Posted by Nik Kershaw
Wouldn't It Be Good
Posted by Moline
This is a bio? Is this where I input Biology or Biography? And I'm pretty sure graphy is a suffix due to its usage in geography, photography, biography, and tomography.
Rock, blues, jazz, reggae and alternative. 24/7 on KFMH 99 plus
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Garhoogin
Posted on 06-12-20 03:17 AM Link | #99188
I wish for global destruction >:)

Hey, why not check out my website while you're here?
garhoogin.com - I put stuff I make here.

Moline
Posted on 06-12-20 03:02 PM Link | #99189
Posted by Garhoogin
I wish for global destruction >:)


Granted! All globes that show the earth's continents/countries, etc are destroyed.

I wish for some bodyguards.

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Posted by Nik Kershaw
Wouldn't It Be Good
Posted by Moline
This is a bio? Is this where I input Biology or Biography? And I'm pretty sure graphy is a suffix due to its usage in geography, photography, biography, and tomography.
Rock, blues, jazz, reggae and alternative. 24/7 on KFMH 99 plus
[image]

Swingball
Posted on 06-12-20 07:09 PM (rev. 2 of 06-12-20 07:10 PM) Link | #99191
They guard their own bodies not yours

I seriously wish I didn't waste my two beigeboxes :(

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