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Posted on 04-01-19 10:06 AM Link | #97495
You guys are NOT going to believe this. When going to eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast this morning, I realized that I was out of milk. So I got on the bus to head to the nearest supermarket. But the thing is, I got ZERO sleep the night before. I ended up falling asleep on the bus. When I came to, I realized that I had slept for quite awhile, since the bus was in Redmond, Washington! This is a ways away from my home in Eastern Canada, so I was obviously bamboozled. To add insult to injury, the bus ran out of gas! Me, alongside the other passengers, were left stranded in an area with many trees.

At this point, I was fed up with the situation, and decided to leave the bus and find civilization. I expected the trek to the nearest urban centre to be long and arduous, but I was struck by a metaphorical lightning bolt of luck; I found a building! But this wasn't just any building. It was the headquarters of Nintendo of America! I wasn't entire sure if it was private property or not, but I ducked in some bushes when I saw a few employees walking around. Better safe than sorry! Something CRAZY happened next. The two workers began talking about upcoming Switch games, including unannounced ones! I quickly whipped out a writing pad and took note of their conversation. They even dropped some pictures by accident (Which I took)!

Afterwards, I decided to head back to the bus to see if it was fixed, and surprise surprise, it was! It was also going to head on a route that would eventually lead back to my hometown, so I boarded the bus. I'm now speaking to you guys from said bus. Oh, and one more thing: This will all be officially revealed in a Nintendo Direct coming this Thursday. Now, without further ado, here's a list of all my findings.


Epic Waluigi: The Complete Collection
Epic Waluigi 1-8 are Waluigi fangames beloved in the Nintendo community. The Big N themselves took note of this, and have decided to scoop up these fangames! In collaboration with the original creators, All 8 Epic Waluigi games will be remastered and released on the Nintendo Switch with the famous Nintendo polish we've all come to expect from the company.
Releasing: January 24th, 2020

Super Mario Maker 2 - More Details
I have many new tidbits of information on the upcoming title Super Mario Maker 2! Take a look:
-There will indeed be a 2-Player mode. If you purchase the Platnium Player DLC for just $8.99 USD, you can play with 3 players!
-Luigi, Toadette, Pink Donkey Kong Jr., Dreambert, Captain Syrup and Pennington will all be playable characters.
-Alongside 3D World, new level styles based off of VB Wario Land, Hey! Pikmin, Donkey Kong Country and Super Paper Mario will be included.
-100 Mario Challenge will be returning, alongside a new challenge entitled "Super Duper Expert". It consists entirely of kaizo and troll levels.
-Online level sharing (Like in SMM1) has been removed. Instead, levels will be shared via Nintendo Zone, which is reopening in May.
-Aside from the new level themes seen in the reveal trailer, SMM2 will include 10 more new level themes, all of which are seasonal variants of the Grassland theme.
-Aside from the new level elements shown in the February Direct trailer, there will be one more new level element: Microgoombas.
Releasing: June 14th, 2019

Super Mario Minestrone
Gordon Ramsay has opened a minestrone restaurant in the Mushroom Kingdom! But unfortunately, there has been an infestation of minestrone-eating Fuzzies! Mario is called upon to help, and he must team up with Gordon Ramsay to get rid of the Fuzzies, whilst also running the minestrone restaurant using unaffected supplies! The gameplay is a cross between a beat-em-up and a cooking game.
Releasing: September 27th, 2019

Mario Tennis Aces - Paid DLC
Alongside all the free DLC that Mario Tennis Aces has been receiving, some paid DLC will be coming in the form of a new mode: Eggstyle! Eggstyle Mode bring a new twist on the beloved Mario Tennis formula. Instead of tennis rackets, you use frying pans. Both players will continually sling around eggs, attempting to race each other to cook them the best. Each player will also have access to an arsenal of toasts, spices and extras to spruce up their breakfast. Each character has their own special ingredients, too! The tastier your breakfast, the more powerful it will be when sending it into your opponent's court. If you manage to achieve a Supreme Breakfast Royale, your opponent can kiss their frying pan goodbye! You can also play this mode with the Nintendo Labo: Kitchen Set, which will launch on the same day.
Releasing: November 15th, 2019
Price: $39.99 USD

Sonic & Garfield Pack 2
The pack is back, and it's better than ever! Sonic Mania and Garfield Kart, two masterpieces among modern gaming, are included in a neat package for you to enjoy! But wait! There's more! This Pack includes 2 bonus games! Enter Superman 64 HD, a remaster of the timeless Nintendo 64 classic! Play through fan-favourites such as Ring Level all over again! Oh, and let's not forget Bubsy vs. Tumblr! Tumblr has banned all 18+ content, and Bubsy isn't happy about it. Now it's up to him to find Tumblr HQ and find out what's up!
Releasing: July 3rd, 2020

Prongles: The Video Game
Today's society is filled with flavourless chips, and the Prongles Pig is having none of it! It's up to him to show the world what chips are SUPPOSED to taste like, via the mesmerizing power of Prongles Chips! Show those big businessmen who's boss in this thrilling action game! Free the tastebuds of humanity from the shackles of cheap, lifeless, corporate chips! Which scrumptious flavour do you want to fill the world with? Onions and Cream, or Salt and Potato?
Releasing: April 5th, 2019

Luigi's Mansion 3: Ransom Race
King Boo has kidnapped Mario, Peach, Toad, Wario, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, Daisy, Yoshi and even Professor E. Gadd himself! But he's not trapping them in paintings. This time, he's taken them to the very top of an abandoned hotel and is holding them for ransom! King Boo has demanded that Luigi scour the hotel and find one million Coins within one week to pay King Boo, or he will murder his hostages! Race against the clock as you explore every nook and cranny of the hotel (With the help of the Poltergust G-00, an unfinished Poltergust prototype that harnesses the power of Goo) to find enough money to save your friends, all the while avoiding the deadly traps that King Boo has set up for you! Not to mention, you'll also have to keep up with your Sanity Meter! As it goes down, so will Luigi's mental health (Can ya blame him? The lives of his closest friends and family are on the line!). There also multiple ending depending on said Sanity Meter, and how many Coins you've collected by the end of the week. Try to unlock them all!
Releasing: October 31st, 2019

UNO World
Famous card game UNO is getting the Battle Royale treatment! Face off against 100 other players in a free-for-all UNO frenzy! Play your cards right, and play your cards fast! The first person to clear through their stack of 50 cards will win! But it won't be THAT easy! Alongside the good old fashioned special cards, Power-Up Cards are making their debut! Give bogus cards to all other players, skip their turns, ink their screens, reverse their controls, fry their Switch, you name it! Oh, and don't forget about your UNO Meter! Fill it up by playing your cards right (Literally!), and unleash a special Hyper UNO Attack! Will YOU be able to claim the coveted UNO Royale?
Releasing: May 10th, 2019
Price: Free! (Exclusive to NSO Members)

Wii Party U + Party Phil's Journey
Yep, that's right! Wii Party U is getting ported to the Switch! Now you, your friends and your family can rediscover the limitless fun of this stellar party game! You can play with Joy-Cons instead of Wii Remotes and two Nintendo Switch systems to emulate the Wii U's dual-screen functionality. OR, you can play with actual Wii Remotes and an actual Wii U Gamepad! A Switch firmware update will release on the same day as this port, adding Wiimote and Gamepad support! Plus, this port features a brand-new story mode: Party Phil's Journey! Party Phil has set off to hold the best party the world has ever seen! But to do this, he'll need many supplies and help. On his journey to find the proper materials, however, Party Phil will end up going on an epic adventure where he'll truly discover what it means to party.
Releasing: July 26th, 2019

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - More News!
This will be the final portion of the Direct. First of all, we will finally get gameplay of Joker! He will release on April 4th, 2019, right after the Direct ends. Sakurai will go over his moveset, too. Next, the contents of Update 3.0 will be revealed. New features include Home-Run Contest, Stage Builder, Break the Targets, and most importantly, Smash Tour! Plus, every character now has a mechanic called
SmashFit. Every attack will deal only 0.1x its normal damage, unless you perform the move in real life with motion controls! After this, there will be one last announcement. A trailer will begin, with Kirby running through a grassy field. He's running without a care in the world...until he encounters a spiked pit! Kirby quickly tries to halt, and almost falls! Fortunately, however, a white block appears, covering the spiky pit! Kirby looks up to see who saved him. It's none other than Qbby, from BoxBoy! Que splash screen and gameplay. The Qbby DLC will release on June 7th, 2019.


There you have it, folks! I'm certain that more games will be featured in the Direct, but these are the ones I heard about. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go say my prayers. The Nintendo Ninjas are likely heading to my location as we speak.


"To feel sadness is to live, but as long as you are alive, the future is a blank page." -Merlon, 2007

Posted on 04-01-19 11:29 AM Link | #97496
can you please try harder

Posted on 04-01-19 12:27 PM Link | #97497
that was beautiful. thank you, SuperML.

hat's off to you, kuribo64. we all had one hell of a--wait, we can stay?

Posted on 04-01-19 01:31 PM Link | #97498
Thank you. I'm glad I can share this exclusive information with you all.

(also if anyone was wondering, I'm not trying to fool anyone with this thread. It's more to make people laugh, but still in the spirit of April Fools. Hopefully some parts of it were funny.)


"To feel sadness is to live, but as long as you are alive, the future is a blank page." -Merlon, 2007

Posted on 04-02-19 02:24 AM Link | #97502
Can't wait more for Prongles!

"I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft." -Bill Gates

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