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thesadtruth
Posted on 03-01-19 10:37 PM Link | #97325
Granted, you feel physically and in other ways sick (like an abandoned Swingball set)

I wish I could see Avril Lavigne live. :)

JakoNintenCraft
Posted on 03-11-19 09:51 PM Link | #97414
Granted, but it's from a kilometer away and you're on a fishing dinghy.

I wish I could speak any and every language that ever was spoken, is spoken, or will be spoken with instinctive fluency in every one.

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Irony is the spice of life.

You're inside a simulation, of a simulation, inside a simulation, of a simulation, inside the Matrix, inside a taco, inside a taco, within a Taco Bell, that's inside a KFC, within a mall, that's INSIDE YOUR BRAIN!; inside another giant simulation!


thesadtruth
Posted on 03-12-19 05:40 AM Link | #97420
granted, you don't know what to do with it

I wish I had a koishi plushie

Arisotura
Posted on 03-16-19 08:26 PM Link | #97442
granted, but it explodes as soon as you touch it, so it must stay inside a vacuum chamber.


I wish there was more activity around me rn.

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melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

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SkylanderKat
Posted on 03-16-19 09:53 PM Link | #97443
granted, but its too much to handle.

I wish I knew how to drive a manual car

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HEYimHeroic
Posted on 03-18-19 12:05 PM Link | #97453
granted, but now there are only automatic cars in the world. this information is now pretty much useless to you.

i wish i had a ton of money in my nintendo eshop account :eyes:

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hat's off to you, kuribo64. we all had one hell of a--wait, we can stay?

salty
Posted on 03-18-19 05:40 PM Link | #97455
Granted. Your parents are under a lot of pressure now since their bank account was hacked into.

I wish I could properly clean. Like, in general.

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Thierry
Posted on 03-18-19 06:14 PM Link | #97456
Granted. your method of cleaning consists of teleporting your power juices to me.
I'm not giving it back.

I wish I could properly corrupt a wish while still hinting at sex jokes
[17:45:16] IceFairyAmy: i don't want a girlfriend tbh, it'd be a waste of time
explodable bicycles, brought to you by the wario recycling factory

Luigi#1
Posted on 04-07-19 09:05 PM Link | #97544
Granted, but now sex jokes are the only jokes you can ever make

I wish I didn't have the ability to post anything on the internet ages 12-14

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Jesus why was I here

SuperML
Posted on 04-08-19 02:42 PM Link | #97556
Granted, but your inability to use the Internet at that age makes young you very angry, and you decide to never touch the Internet again (Even when you're old enough).

I wish that all the governments in the world agree to get rid of gas vehicles and replace them with electric variants.

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"To feel sadness is to live, but as long as you are alive, the future is a blank page." -Merlon, 2007


HEYimHeroic
Posted on 04-08-19 11:51 PM Link | #97558
granted but they're all fueled by two AA batteries. coupling cars and Wiimotes both taking two AA batteries, all Wiimotes shortly die out first (since they obviously take more power than cars) and not soon after so do cars. now cars aren't real and people who remember them are considered crazy. great, there goes Uber Eats. now how am i supposed to get food, by walking?!

i wish i could do the heckin thing that i'm supposed to be doing, but instead i'm procrastinating on.

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hat's off to you, kuribo64. we all had one hell of a--wait, we can stay?

salty
Posted on 04-15-19 11:14 AM Link | #97600
Granted. I get to assume the thing you're supposed to do is procrastinate, so......

I wish dust stopped existing.

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Thierry
Posted on 04-15-19 12:36 PM Link | #97601
Granted. planets won't form. whoops.

do you like space? I like space.

I wish space junk around Earth was cleaned out already.
[17:45:16] IceFairyAmy: i don't want a girlfriend tbh, it'd be a waste of time
explodable bicycles, brought to you by the wario recycling factory

Swingball
Posted on 05-08-19 10:56 AM Link | #97690
Now earth is cleaned and gone

I wish I had a summer job

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Here’s my Discord. Still setting stuff up though, because I need my laptop.

https://discord.gg/CqMArxq
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