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Swingball
Posted on 11-23-17 01:56 PM (rev. 2 of 11-23-17 01:57 PM) Link | #91353
The best of both worlds! Now if only we had some shav-uh whipping cream...

fiver
Posted on 11-24-17 12:36 AM Link | #91384
Posted by Belsaw
Sweet potato pumpkin pie without "N.U.T.S." (whatever that is-definitely not regular nuts) sounds fine.

it's no nut november none of our items have nuts silly
Posted by Swingball
The best of both worlds! Now if only we had some shav-uh whipping cream...

i'm pretty sure that our customers aren't stupid enough to notice the difference, right..? righht?

(the funny thing is, replacing whipped cream with shaving cream not only is an asshole thing to do but it also loses lots of money.)

and we know my capitalistic ideals
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Swingball
Posted on 11-24-17 12:45 AM (rev. 2 of 11-24-17 12:46 AM) Link | #91385
Okay we’ll still use shaving cream, BUT we’ll add more milk, cream and sugar so more people will think it’s whipping cream. Problem solved!

salty
Posted on 11-24-17 01:00 AM Link | #91387
and we'll add quarters in the pie too
shibs is a nerd pass it on

fiver
Posted on 11-24-17 01:03 AM Link | #91388
Posted by fiver
(replacing whipped cream with shaving cream...loses lots of money.)

i already said thats a no smh :(
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Swingball
Posted on 11-24-17 01:23 AM Link | #91389
Posted by salty
and we'll add quarters in the pie too

Quarters, why quarters?

RealHeroicGamer
Posted on 11-24-17 11:08 AM Link | #91396
because then people might choke, meaning less costumers we have to feed quarters, saving money
might i suggest also leaving gold savings in people's drinks?

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Swingball
Posted on 11-24-17 11:35 AM Link | #91398
So it’s sorta like charity, I see. :P

salty
Posted on 11-24-17 11:43 AM Link | #91399
Posted by Swingball
Quarters, why quarters?

it will give the pie a richer taste
shibs is a nerd pass it on

Swingball
Posted on 11-24-17 11:51 AM Link | #91400
Iseewhatyoudidthere.

fiver
Posted on 11-25-17 12:46 PM Link | #91418
guys I have a new recipe for holy water

all you need to do is

boil the HELL out of it!

*seinfeld theme*
-fiverpost™
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Swingball
Posted on 11-25-17 01:41 PM (rev. 2 of 11-25-17 01:41 PM) Link | #91419
I guess we already have cheeseburger PUNS.

fiver
Posted on 12-06-17 07:52 PM Link | #91760
Posted by fiver
hi b i l l y m a y s here

I love the Kuribo Cafe, don't you?

Introducing Attracto Soup!

You'll love it so much that you won't have to ask for a refund!

It also will attach you to the chair in the restaurant you were sitting in!

But wait, THERE'S MORE!

Buy one Attracto Soup, get 1 extra one (price included in bill)

my marketing genius has produced us a commercial ran by a guy who's dead

yeaaaaahhh

business cha ching
-fiverpost™
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SuperML
Posted on 12-06-17 07:56 PM Link | #91763
This will surely pull in the customers, which is good. This place has been empty for a week and a half!

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RealHeroicGamer
Posted on 12-15-17 04:17 PM Link | #92067
I have a new food item to put on the menu;

Introducing HeroicGamer's new food product:
Cool Ranch Heroitos!
[thumbnail]*
Comes in not two, not three, but one astonishing flavor!
Bag full of 97% air!
Sometimes you get a free toy**! It's small and light, so it's perfect for kids 3 and under!
Bag is also edible****!

*Image of a real bag of Heroitos***
***Not really
**No bags come with toys
****Bag not edible
Fast motion photography used.
Bag does not dance or sing, but does know a little opera.
Heroitos is not responsible for any injury and/or death upon consumption of chips. We are not liable for any illnesses including, but not limited to:
nausea, heart attacks, extreme hunger due to lack of content in bag, being poor (it IS a disease), vomiting, or developing that one fetish involving badgers.


if the chips are good and we end up selling here, i could add "Now at the Kuribo Cafe - open 24/7 8/5!"

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iyenal
Posted on 12-15-17 04:23 PM Link | #92068
Heroitos is not responsible for any injury and/or death upon consumption of chips. We are not liable for any illnesses including, but not limited to:
nausea, heart attacks, extreme hunger due to lack of content in bag, being poor (it IS a disease), vomiting, or developing that one fetish involving badgers.


It is so long that I will not read it. Scroll and click accept
Oh high quality premium air ! Very good product.

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fiver
Posted on 12-15-17 05:15 PM Link | #92071
i n h a l e

*cough* oof

thanks for the carbon monoxide, we can sell this, yeaaaaaaa
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Belsaw
Posted on 12-15-17 05:17 PM Link | #92072
It's not carbon monoxide Why does the air in the bag kinda test positive for VX nerve gas?And are these actually Proud Chips?

fiver
Posted on 12-15-17 05:19 PM Link | #92074
why do you have a method of testing it for VX nerve gas
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Belsaw
Posted on 12-15-17 05:28 PM Link | #92077
I fought in the Searing Sands War in Sarasaland. I still get nightmares from what was in that seemingly abandoned supermarket. *shudders*
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