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Main - Relaxland - Kuribo Cafe - Rebooted! (Staple has visited so be popular today!) | Hide post layouts | New reply |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1140/2041 EXP: 5594015 Next: 67937 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 403 days ago Last view: 20 days ago |
Welcome to the NEW Kuribo Cafe!
You may have known the old cafe, as I do, since I worked there as a waiter! Well! don't know who burned it down, but i don't own it, so it's up to xkitten Anyway, we got some new food to spice up the cafe, on top of your favorite old dishes! Kuribo Kurry: Spicy goombas topped off with sauce! Rice required or else. May or may not cause you to breathe fire. Koopa Kiwi Berries: Berries picked from Koopa Shells. Hard as a rock, but hey, there's chocolate inside! Don't know why, but hey, chocolate! Captain Toad's Chicken Surprise: Chicken with a little love from Toad. If he screams loudly, he's saying OK! Either that or he's contemplating why he's working here. We're also accepting workers! Right now we need every kind of worker, as Toad's the only one cooking and our boss Waluigi is bragging to his friends about how he owns the new cafe, and not finding us any workers :/ There's also a winebar, which I manage, but if you get too drunk you'll have to hang out with all the other drunks in a special room. (spectators can watch them fight over stuff that really only triggers them with they're drunk). Eat at the cafe today! Or tomorrow. Or never, but that would be a dick move. |
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Buster Beetle succ Level: 42 Posts: 247/467 EXP: 513245 Next: 8117 Since: 02-28-17 From: The Succ Zone Last post: 1740 days ago Last view: 1262 days ago |
I want to work as the guy who sits and does nothing! Requires the highest education possible, but it's worth it! ____________________ Just a fucktard |
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Underrated Sports Ball Level: 69 Posts: 273/1286 EXP: 2844357 Next: 25386 Since: 10-29-13 From: Backyard Last post: 130 days ago Last view: 46 days ago |
Can we beat up Toad on the Holidays? If not, then you have already lost me as an employee. ____________________ Netplay is a language we all speak. Here’s my Discord. Kinda constructed now where we talk about whatever and lounge around on weekends. https://discord.gg/CqMArxq |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1141/2041 EXP: 5594015 Next: 67937 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 403 days ago Last view: 20 days ago |
Posted by MarioBurger71 Hired. Reminder that Toad has a memory that spans over 10 seconds, so if he sees you as a worker he may hit you with a frying pan, since he thinks workers are supposed to work. And with his memory span issue, prepare to be hit a lot. Also, your pay is 1 cent a month. Posted by Swingball Only with soft objects, such as pool noodles. ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
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Buster Beetle succ Level: 42 Posts: 250/467 EXP: 513245 Next: 8117 Since: 02-28-17 From: The Succ Zone Last post: 1740 days ago Last view: 1262 days ago |
Posted by salty I have a frying pan myself, prepare for me to block him a lot. Also, highest pay anyone will ever see, honoured to make that money ____________________ Just a fucktard |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1142/2041 EXP: 5594015 Next: 67937 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 403 days ago Last view: 20 days ago |
Welcome aboard then! There are plenty places to sit, but please do not disturb the customers. Depending on the person, he may have a hammer that does some powers you wouldn't want to be affected by. ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
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Underrated Sports Ball Level: 69 Posts: 275/1286 EXP: 2844357 Next: 25386 Since: 10-29-13 From: Backyard Last post: 130 days ago Last view: 46 days ago |
Posted by saltyWell count me out as an employee then. Doesn't mean I won't stop by as a customer tho? Double-Ninja'd, dang it! ____________________ Netplay is a language we all speak. Here’s my Discord. Kinda constructed now where we talk about whatever and lounge around on weekends. https://discord.gg/CqMArxq |
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Bullet Bill Passively Working on a Mod Since 1998 Level: 43 Posts: 375/502 EXP: 563681 Next: 1365 Since: 05-13-17 Last post: 1831 days ago Last view: 260 days ago |
I need a job. Can I work here? I can work as a modeler for.... the... uhh.....
Food! Or as a...... ran out of ideas.. :/ What jobs do you need? |
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Buster Beetle succ Level: 42 Posts: 251/467 EXP: 513245 Next: 8117 Since: 02-28-17 From: The Succ Zone Last post: 1740 days ago Last view: 1262 days ago |
The "beating the customers with a frying pan" job I think. ____________________ Just a fucktard |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1143/2041 EXP: 5594015 Next: 67937 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 403 days ago Last view: 20 days ago |
Posted by TheSunCat any job that HELPS us. key word: HELPS ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
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Underrated Sports Ball Level: 69 Posts: 276/1286 EXP: 2844357 Next: 25386 Since: 10-29-13 From: Backyard Last post: 130 days ago Last view: 46 days ago |
Can I work as long as I "have Toadette for myself" on the holidays instead of Toad? ____________________ Netplay is a language we all speak. Here’s my Discord. Kinda constructed now where we talk about whatever and lounge around on weekends. https://discord.gg/CqMArxq |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1144/2041 EXP: 5594015 Next: 67937 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 403 days ago Last view: 20 days ago |
toadette isn't working, but i can call her i guess ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
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Koopa bye Level: 21 Posts: 31/100 EXP: 49093 Next: 850 Since: 08-23-17 From: yes Last post: 2380 days ago Last view: 2371 days ago |
Not trusting this. This is gonna end up like the old cafe. |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 1145/2041 EXP: 5594015 Next: 67937 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 403 days ago Last view: 20 days ago |
You fool, I have something that the old cafe doesn't.
edible food ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
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Panser Normal user Level: 37 Posts: 196/338 EXP: 323232 Next: 15021 Since: 10-31-16 From: Somewhere in the Galaxy... Last post: 1471 days ago Last view: 988 days ago |
Can I work as a cook? I have lots of experience with cooking. |
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Fire Mario DROP TABLE users; Level: 123 Posts: 4475/4661 EXP: 20825483 Next: 405783 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 1322 days ago Last view: 335 days ago |
i know how to cook cocaine ____________________ a |
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Red Super Koopa Normal user Level: 56 Posts: 787/876 EXP: 1355129 Next: 43047 Since: 10-05-16 From: The true North, Strong & free! Last post: 1842 days ago Last view: 1405 days ago |
I KNOW HOW I CAN HELP!! I can do the cash register & stuff! I am good at maths! (I got a A[98%] in math this year, so I MUST be good at it... Right?) ____________________ SMG RUN Progress: Not available here, for more information, check my Youtube Channel |
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Underrated Sports Ball Level: 69 Posts: 278/1286 EXP: 2844357 Next: 25386 Since: 10-29-13 From: Backyard Last post: 130 days ago Last view: 46 days ago |
Posted by saltyNo I mean have her instead of Toad. ____________________ Netplay is a language we all speak. Here’s my Discord. Kinda constructed now where we talk about whatever and lounge around on weekends. https://discord.gg/CqMArxq |
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Bullet Bill Passively Working on a Mod Since 1998 Level: 43 Posts: 377/502 EXP: 563681 Next: 1365 Since: 05-13-17 Last post: 1831 days ago Last view: 260 days ago |
I can beat customers with frying pans!
I think, with a bit of practice, I can be really good at it. |
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