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MusiMasta |
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Buster Beetle Vaporeon Level: 43 Posts: 367/450 EXP: 556404 Next: 8642 Since: 12-09-14 Last post: 2422 days ago Last view: 2405 days ago |
Here you can predict about the future of anything you wish that is specific - be it a particular company, person, country, item, etc.
Imma choose the iPhone just because I'm super uncreative and unoriginal. iPhone 7s Notes: Remove the smaller versions and kills the SE line, as they found out they could make more money from the Plus, without regard to its behemoth size. Kills the lesser storage options and leaves 256 GB as the only option for the same reason. You must use the special AirPods for listening to music now, different from the 7! You must also charge the phone with a special wireless charger. Cost: Estimated $220 to make Price of Phone: $969 AirPods: $159 Wireless Charger: $59 Profit Per Phone: $967 iPhone 8 Note: Changed AirPods and wireless charger so that you must purchase them again. Removes the camera. Also removes the buttons. These can be purchased as addons. Price Of Phone: $979 AirPods: $169 Wireless Charger: $69 Camera (Selfie Camera, and 2 Rear Cameras): $379 Wireless Clicker: $59 Profit: $1435 iPhone 8s Note: Removes the battery, must be purchased as an add-on, otherwise phone won't run! Other components are included in the package however, as some noobs couldn't figure it out. As always, the other stuff from the previous generations are not compatible with this. Price of other stuff increased by $10 each. Battery: $199 Profit: $1674 iPhone 8s Supreme Note: Not 9 yet. Behold the supreme. A completely revolutionary aspect...now comes with a special screen that is only visible via special contact lenses. Idea stolen from Arisotura as a punishment for inciting the world famous Apple boycott. Business is declining, Apple is getting desperate. Oh yeah, the contacts are known to make your eyes worse so as to spark up their new business of eye care, which costs upwards of thousands a year, not included in the profits. Price of the other stuff increased by $25 instead of $10 as the business is declining. Contact Lens (not the eye checkup service and that stuff, just the actual material alone): $499 Profit: $2323 iPhone 10 Note: Skipped 9 like Windows. The revolution by Staple is having a huge impact. Over 99.7% of the population has switched to Android. There, however, are still some that have not opened up their eyes yet to the reality, and Apple seizes this opportunity to make the maximum amount of profits to bring their business back on track. This time, they introduce the self-destruct mode where a phone stops working after one week and you must bring it to your local Apple store to get it fixed (they actually just hardcode the "not working" screen, Apple employees do something to it that we all don't know what, to get rid of the screen. They offer that service as buying a new phone. Profit calculated assumed that the user uses the phone for one year. Price of the other stuff increased by $50 because help!!! Purchasing a new phone each week costs $1064 Profit: $58,051 And they said the remaining sheep had to give up because what there were spending on the iPhone was more than their paycheck. They first gave up their house, then all their possessions, and the government issued food stamps and such, and finally starved themself to a fateful death, with their dear iPhone 10 with them. And then they said Apple went bankrupt. ____________________ MusiMasta - YouTube Channel Currently 374 subs! Help support me by subscribing! Thanks! Featured Videos: I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY IN 300,000 NOTES Pokémon Theme Song 260K Notes Remix |
Yami |
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(ーωー。) Level: 60 Posts: 654/959 EXP: 1731606 Next: 41172 Since: 12-07-14 From: Japan Last post: 2453 days ago Last view: 2451 days ago |
In the future, only 1 company will survive in each category.
That's what monopoly does, anyway: Taking away customer's choice, just for the money. |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 6680/9016 EXP: 56054155 Next: 433489 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
Sparsite |
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take your dumb self out of here. thank you. Level: 34 Posts: 166/270 EXP: 237647 Next: 16004 Since: 05-20-16 Last post: 2680 days ago Last view: 2540 days ago |
Nintendo will still be rehashing NSMB games and changing the level themes in order of appearance. ____________________ ASMR: *quietly whispers* move r0 r7 push r4 to r14 load register r4 into r0 POP |
NightYoshi370 |
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Member Normal user Level: 34 Posts: 177/248 EXP: 231353 Next: 22298 Since: 08-20-14 Last post: 2024 days ago Last view: 2006 days ago |
There will be a new bootrom exploit, and gateway will steal it, and call it their own. |
Platinatic |
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Koopa Cat in his spare time Level: 24 Posts: 69/117 EXP: 70512 Next: 7613 Since: 09-28-15 From: over there! Last post: 2131 days ago Last view: 1246 days ago |
In the future, mainstream music will get worse everyday.
We'll keep simplifying music to the point that it only consists of short beeps and boops. This immensely popular genre of music will be refered to as "Human Music". |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 6695/9016 EXP: 56054155 Next: 433489 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
NintendoFan |
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Normal user Level: 42 Posts: 295/403 EXP: 481650 Next: 39712 Since: 07-15-14 Last post: 2278 days ago Last view: 2272 days ago |
This thread will be closed because people will use it for postcount++ ____________________ A nobody. |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 6696/9016 EXP: 56054155 Next: 433489 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
Toms |
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Paratroopa transphobe. Level: 27 Posts: 41/156 EXP: 105076 Next: 11083 Since: 04-11-16 From: Local trash can Last post: 1926 days ago Last view: 338 days ago |
Well, I have to point out the fact that Apple is no longer making the "S" iPhone now. They're said to be taking a much different look at the smartphone line, which will be shown off in the next iPhone, which is rumored to be the iPhone X
Yeah, true Apple fanboy right here (Even thogh I own a Del XPS 13 and am quite happy with it) |
Gipt |
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Paragoomba Jipped Level: 19 Posts: 24/72 EXP: 31910 Next: 3867 Since: 10-09-16 From: Somewhere in the Universe. Last post: 2544 days ago Last view: 405 days ago |
I predict that they will rerelease all the 2d mario games with nsmb style. ____________________ Stupidity is the bane of my existence. Why do you think I hate myself? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqPusGtpXOn2-HBXSOobhXw |
Toms |
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Paratroopa transphobe. Level: 27 Posts: 42/156 EXP: 105076 Next: 11083 Since: 04-11-16 From: Local trash can Last post: 1926 days ago Last view: 338 days ago |
* Toms looks at Super Mario Run
Yeah, I think Nintendo still thinks that the NSMB style still looks good |
Gipt |
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Paragoomba Jipped Level: 19 Posts: 25/72 EXP: 31910 Next: 3867 Since: 10-09-16 From: Somewhere in the Universe. Last post: 2544 days ago Last view: 405 days ago |
No, RErelease al the previous, perfectly fine, and artistically styled games into the same, repetitive bullshit. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPITALISM! ____________________ Stupidity is the bane of my existence. Why do you think I hate myself? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqPusGtpXOn2-HBXSOobhXw |
Toms |
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Paratroopa transphobe. Level: 27 Posts: 49/156 EXP: 105076 Next: 11083 Since: 04-11-16 From: Local trash can Last post: 1926 days ago Last view: 338 days ago |
I've lost all faith in Nintendo
In fact, I bet the company's spiral into the black hole only gets worse with their laughable iOS games Funny, I used to dream about making Mario for iPhone. I still think that'd be awesome, if Nintendo didn't make crap like SMR |
Gipt |
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Paragoomba Jipped Level: 19 Posts: 32/72 EXP: 31910 Next: 3867 Since: 10-09-16 From: Somewhere in the Universe. Last post: 2544 days ago Last view: 405 days ago |
Also, Apple attempts to make the purge legal so only rich people exist, and more people will not buy cheaper computers in fear of being attacked by apple. ____________________ Stupidity is the bane of my existence. Why do you think I hate myself? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqPusGtpXOn2-HBXSOobhXw |
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