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Yami
Posted on 06-17-16 10:00 PM Link | #72193
*Phone rings*

*Indian accent*
"Hallo, this is Norton from Maikrosoft, I see yuu haff a vires on yuu Uindos compyuute".

*Acts like a total idiot*
*Indian person got stressed after 5 minutes*

"Yuu uus a Appol Mek"?
"You told me I have a Windows computer, so I thought I have a Windows computer".
"Go to yuu internet".
"By car"?
"No no, open yuu Googol".
"...Google, on Internet"?
"Yes! Now write dablue-dablue-dablue"... (= "WWW".)
"Sorry, but what is a dablue"?
*Indian hangs up*

This happened a couple of years ago, by the way.

salty
Posted on 06-17-16 10:02 PM Link | #72194
god damn those scammers

hate them so much

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Yami
Posted on 06-17-16 10:16 PM (rev. 2 of 06-17-16 10:16 PM) Link | #72196
Well, the main purpose I kept them busy, is because the time they wasted on me, was the time they couldn't make an actual victim.

Baby Luigi
Posted on 06-17-16 10:28 PM Link | #72197
Wooooooow Norton from Microsoft. Do they just use random, computer-related pronouns in hopes people will buy it?

"Hello, this is Tobisha from Sony, buy our crap"

Lunarius
Posted on 06-17-16 10:54 PM Link | #72204
It's fun pulling pranks on the phone. :D God, I feel as if I were 12 again. I used to prank call many people and companies using an old Nokia 3310 and a yellow page phone book.




<Silvreus>I am a random person…
<Silvreus>With a random personality…
<Silvreus>With a random life…
<Silvreus>How fun. :P



Arisotura
Posted on 06-18-16 12:45 AM Link | #72213
beh, all I get is text scam, those "you have a message" texts trying to trick you into dialing expensive numbers

they don't say shit when I reply, so meh

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