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FireMario74 |
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Red Paratroopa Setting fire to the rain since 1756 Level: 29 Posts: 130/179 EXP: 132042 Next: 15843 Since: 12-02-15 From: Melty Molten Mountains Last post: 2401 days ago Last view: 2376 days ago |
How long did it take you to answer all of the questions |
LeftyGreenMario |
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Don't like politics? Too bad, it's-a Mario time. Level: 82 Posts: 86/2062 EXP: 5073752 Next: 135475 Since: 03-14-16 From: Stabbing Wario Last post: 390 days ago Last view: 389 days ago |
What's your favorite aspect of programming?
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Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 5249/9016 EXP: 56052771 Next: 434873 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
Posted by supergamecube things only exist in your imagination Posted by Yami BAN Posted by Splitwirez 5. you can't get a cube from a triangle, you derpo 6. because we need to get to the other side of the chicken somehow Posted by LeftyGreenMario why not? Posted by NintendoFan it's quite probable indeed Posted by Baby Luigi that's what you're doing, you derpo Posted by Splitwirez 4. I would, if I were desperate enough to talk to myself 5. nope Posted by GreenThunder1337 magic~ Posted by Splitwirez 42 Posted by saltypepper we have waffles but no pancakes, we could upgrade the equipment to do that though Posted by Splitwirez 9. the Bullshit-O-Matic is available at the shop, you derpo 10. no 11. even less Posted by GreenThunder1337 not any better Posted by JakoNintenCraft let's just say I don't give a shit Posted by Splitwirez drinking tequila all the night and maybe riding a dragon Posted by ElyosOfTheAbyss BAN Posted by TheKoopaKingdom the cake will be a Goomba, as per the Kuribo64 tradition Posted by Splitwirez why not? Posted by FieryExplosion a ton of random bullshit, probably considering that a while ago I had Lego bricks handy and built some bullshit out of boredom (incl. the remarkable bullshitmobile) Posted by Splitwirez 17. who knows what's happening, space and time are collapsing a little atm 18. see above Posted by Baby Luigi not a question, I shall ban you for this offense Posted by Splitwirez how dare you insult my attempt at transparency? I am outraged Posted by Baby Luigi no Posted by FireMario74 theories say it has taken a few years, but as I said, space and time are acting weird so it can't be measured precisely Posted by LeftyGreenMario I prefer dealing with low-level aspects of things and coding efficiently; things like emulation and hacking get my preference and I want to kill hipster programming so fucking bad ____________________ NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is zafkflzdasd |
LeftyGreenMario |
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Don't like politics? Too bad, it's-a Mario time. Level: 82 Posts: 92/2062 EXP: 5073752 Next: 135475 Since: 03-14-16 From: Stabbing Wario Last post: 390 days ago Last view: 389 days ago |
Why do you think hipster programming is a thing? Just as how English writing has literature on people advocating on simplifying writing and cutting words, you think there are big-figure advocates of keeping code simple? Or maybe there'll be a bigger emphasis on simplicity in the future?
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Baby Luigi |
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Baby Luigi Level: 53 Posts: 95/749 EXP: 1110931 Next: 46188 Since: 03-13-16 From: Lost in Time Last post: 1699 days ago Last view: 1693 days ago |
What is your preferred method of brutally murdering infinite scroll?
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Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 5256/9016 EXP: 56052771 Next: 434873 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
Posted by LeftyGreenMario hipster programming is all about knowing the hip frameworks and standards of the day and not actually knowing how to program and you spend your time rewriting your code every time those frameworks/standards change instead of actually improving said code, but it's 'more important' to stay trendy as well as some other generally shitty programming trends (replicating the browser's functionality in JS for no reason, abusing OOP, etc) we may be seeing simple code again, but honestly it's kind of like "will Windows 10 be rejected enough to be the failure it deserves to be?", considering today's world it's uncertain part of me thinks that the inefficient programming is done on purpose to justify making people buy more powerful hardware -- I don't see how webpages could be so bloated that they'd require a fucking 3GHz CPU to be usable (this is borderline conspiracy theory, but given things like planned obsolescence and generally consuming Earth for money, it wouldn't surprise me if it was true) Posted by Baby Luigi for now we use the guillotine, but I'm looking into more stylish execution methods ____________________ NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is zafkflzdasd |
LeftyGreenMario |
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Don't like politics? Too bad, it's-a Mario time. Level: 82 Posts: 100/2062 EXP: 5073752 Next: 135475 Since: 03-14-16 From: Stabbing Wario Last post: 390 days ago Last view: 389 days ago |
What would be an example of "replicating the browser's functionality"?
I don't think the occurrence would surprise me either, but it's easier to assume that the hipster "programmers" are incompetent and clueless just like bad authors. |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 5260/9016 EXP: 56052771 Next: 434873 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
the hipster programmers are the tools of the system
all the hipsters want is to be cool, making them easy targets for the system (same shit they do with iPhones, absurdly expensive clothes, etc) 'replicating the browser's functionality' is when they make links load the page via AJAX instead of loading it normally (example: youtube pages), when they invent their own funky scrolling, and so on someday we will see sites that embed JS ports of Webkit that render to a canvas, thus pushing the 'replicate the browser in Hipsterscript' shit to the extreme ____________________ NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is zafkflzdasd |
LeftyGreenMario |
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Don't like politics? Too bad, it's-a Mario time. Level: 82 Posts: 106/2062 EXP: 5073752 Next: 135475 Since: 03-14-16 From: Stabbing Wario Last post: 390 days ago Last view: 389 days ago |
Ever tried hipster yourself for the shits and giggles or you just can't stomach it?
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Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 5269/9016 EXP: 56052771 Next: 434873 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
SGC |
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Yellow Level: 40 Posts: 138/369 EXP: 418630 Next: 22679 Since: 09-09-14 Last post: 1520 days ago Last view: 1192 days ago |
If you could skin anyone alive, who would it be? ____________________ MKDS Hacking & Modding Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/CAktUYP |
FireMario74 |
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Red Paratroopa Setting fire to the rain since 1756 Level: 29 Posts: 131/179 EXP: 132042 Next: 15843 Since: 12-02-15 From: Melty Molten Mountains Last post: 2401 days ago Last view: 2376 days ago |
What is your favorite word? (I'm guessing derp)
And why? EDIT: Also what is another word for thesaurus? |
LeftyGreenMario |
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Don't like politics? Too bad, it's-a Mario time. Level: 82 Posts: 109/2062 EXP: 5073752 Next: 135475 Since: 03-14-16 From: Stabbing Wario Last post: 390 days ago Last view: 389 days ago |
Why do you hate school so much, StapleButter?
I loathe school too, by the way. High school/lyceé is the worst. |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 5312/9016 EXP: 56052771 Next: 434873 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
Posted by supergamecube probably one of the main hipster programmers Posted by FireMario74 blarg, because blarg blargaurus?? Posted by LeftyGreenMario school is stuck 50 years back in the past and run by retards, in France it's falling apart and all their solutions to that are crap (mostly "let's teach them even more crap", "lower the levels so more of them pass", and assuming the issue is from students and not from the school) school needs a major overhaul, will we finally get a government with enough balls to attempt that before France becomes worthless? ____________________ NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is zafkflzdasd |
theninja1000 |
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banned for being a moron Level: 11 Posts: 3/21 EXP: 5794 Next: 191 Since: 04-25-14 From: NotTobuscus1 Hateland Last post: 2887 days ago Last view: 2279 days ago |
Here are some of my questions:
Q1. what is a GreggGlem? A. An idiot B. Baby bitch C. Copy cat D. Other. (post your answer) E. A bitch who makes no sense Q2. Do you think the useless ones in the Hall of Shame are funny? They make me laugh. Q3. (last question) What is your favourite SMG/SMG2 galaxy/custom level? |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 5359/9016 EXP: 56052771 Next: 434873 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
theninja1000 |
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banned for being a moron Level: 11 Posts: 20/21 EXP: 5794 Next: 191 Since: 04-25-14 From: NotTobuscus1 Hateland Last post: 2887 days ago Last view: 2279 days ago |
I think GreggGlem is more a failed attempt at being normal. He speaks in his own non-common sense logic language, that doesn't make sense. I think his language included random links to hacking websites. Here is a funny quote from him ~ Why have me "GreggGlem" been banned on IP. And ~ Get out of France and get in Lincolnshire and MrBean35000vr will teach you a lesson and show you Master Quest on SMG2 Grandmaster Galaxy. Subscribe MrBean here: www.youtube.com/user/mrbean35000vr he's a MKW and SMG2 hacker. He just isn't normal. I think he forgot how to speak common sense English. |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 5360/9016 EXP: 56052771 Next: 434873 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
GreenThunder1337 |
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Fuzzy Good riddance! Level: 55 Posts: 778/785 EXP: 1253883 Next: 60306 Since: 05-05-15 From: secret Last post: 2883 days ago Last view: 2274 days ago |
Is theninja1000 actually GreggGlem? O.O ____________________ NNID: GreenThunder1337 3DS FC: 1521 - 5979 - 1511 |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 5361/9016 EXP: 56052771 Next: 434873 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 57 days ago Last view: 16 days ago |
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