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FireMario74
Posted on 04-05-16 02:19 AM Link | #69439
How long did it take you to answer all of the questions :P

LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 04-09-16 12:26 AM Link | #69584
What's your favorite aspect of programming?

Arisotura
Posted on 04-11-16 11:17 AM Link | #69656
Posted by supergamecube
What is anything anymore?

things only exist in your imagination


Posted by Yami
What's the square root of a banana?

BAN


Posted by Splitwirez
What's the cube root of a triangular pyramid?

Why did the road cross the chicken?

5. you can't get a cube from a triangle, you derpo

6. because we need to get to the other side of the chicken somehow


Posted by LeftyGreenMario
Why did you make Kuribo64?

why not? :D


Posted by NintendoFan
Do you think most people here ask you a question just for postcount++?

it's quite probable indeed


Posted by Baby Luigi
can i ask shit to StapleButter?

that's what you're doing, you derpo


Posted by Splitwirez
can Arisotura ask shit to Arisotura?

Does Neostalgia intensify?

4. I would, if I were desperate enough to talk to myself

5. nope


Posted by GreenThunder1337
How have you always come up with a completely original response to each of the roughly 1,200 questions in this thread?

magic~


Posted by Splitwirez
What will the answer to the 1,337th question be? O:

42


Posted by saltypepper
Have any good waffles/pancakes?

we have waffles but no pancakes, we could upgrade the equipment to do that though


Posted by Splitwirez
Will the bullshit-o-matic return?

If so, when?


._.__.____.__._. ?

¿umop apisdn

9. the Bullshit-O-Matic is available at the shop, you derpo

10. no

11. even less


Posted by GreenThunder1337
¿umop apısdn

not any better


Posted by JakoNintenCraft
Do you believe in the Illuminati or not?

let's just say I don't give a shit


Posted by Splitwirez
Happy birthday Arisotura!! ^-^

Are you doing anything special to celebrate?

drinking tequila all the night and maybe riding a dragon


Posted by ElyosOfTheAbyss
Are you going to punish me for not knowing it is your birthday so I didn't get you any gifts?

BAN


Posted by TheKoopaKingdom
What flavor will your cake be?

Shape?

the cake will be a Goomba, as per the Kuribo64 tradition


Posted by Splitwirez
Why is your Minipic a smiley face?

why not? ;)


Posted by FieryExplosion
What would you build if you had a mountain of LEGO bricks?

a ton of random bullshit, probably

considering that a while ago I had Lego bricks handy and built some bullshit out of boredom (incl. the remarkable bullshitmobile)


Posted by Splitwirez
WTF is happening to Kuribo64? D:

Why can I access the staff board?

17. who knows what's happening, space and time are collapsing a little atm

18. see above


Posted by Baby Luigi
Because I'm an admin

not a question, I shall ban you for this offense


Posted by Splitwirez
Wait... you opened up the admin subforum for everyone to see??? Isn't that an abuse of power or something????? DDDDDDD:

how dare you insult my attempt at transparency? I am outraged :O


Posted by Baby Luigi
I wish I did.

no


Posted by FireMario74
How long did it take you to answer all of the questions :P

theories say it has taken a few years, but as I said, space and time are acting weird so it can't be measured precisely


Posted by LeftyGreenMario
What's your favorite aspect of programming?

I prefer dealing with low-level aspects of things and coding efficiently; things like emulation and hacking get my preference

and I want to kill hipster programming so fucking bad

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LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 04-11-16 02:22 PM Link | #69661
Why do you think hipster programming is a thing? Just as how English writing has literature on people advocating on simplifying writing and cutting words, you think there are big-figure advocates of keeping code simple? Or maybe there'll be a bigger emphasis on simplicity in the future?

Baby Luigi
Posted on 04-11-16 07:46 PM (rev. 2 of 04-11-16 07:54 PM) Link | #69676
What is your preferred method of brutally murdering infinite scroll?

Arisotura
Posted on 04-11-16 10:04 PM Link | #69687
Posted by LeftyGreenMario
Why do you think hipster programming is a thing? Just as how English writing has literature on people advocating on simplifying writing and cutting words, you think there are big-figure advocates of keeping code simple? Or maybe there'll be a bigger emphasis on simplicity in the future?

hipster programming is all about knowing the hip frameworks and standards of the day and not actually knowing how to program

and you spend your time rewriting your code every time those frameworks/standards change instead of actually improving said code, but it's 'more important' to stay trendy

as well as some other generally shitty programming trends (replicating the browser's functionality in JS for no reason, abusing OOP, etc)

we may be seeing simple code again, but honestly it's kind of like "will Windows 10 be rejected enough to be the failure it deserves to be?", considering today's world it's uncertain

part of me thinks that the inefficient programming is done on purpose to justify making people buy more powerful hardware -- I don't see how webpages could be so bloated that they'd require a fucking 3GHz CPU to be usable

(this is borderline conspiracy theory, but given things like planned obsolescence and generally consuming Earth for money, it wouldn't surprise me if it was true)


Posted by Baby Luigi
What is your preferred method of brutally murdering infinite scroll?

for now we use the guillotine, but I'm looking into more stylish execution methods

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NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 04-11-16 10:53 PM Link | #69695
What would be an example of "replicating the browser's functionality"?

I don't think the occurrence would surprise me either, but it's easier to assume that the hipster "programmers" are incompetent and clueless just like bad authors.

Arisotura
Posted on 04-11-16 11:45 PM (rev. 2 of 04-11-16 11:46 PM) Link | #69698
the hipster programmers are the tools of the system

all the hipsters want is to be cool, making them easy targets for the system (same shit they do with iPhones, absurdly expensive clothes, etc)


'replicating the browser's functionality' is when they make links load the page via AJAX instead of loading it normally (example: youtube pages), when they invent their own funky scrolling, and so on

someday we will see sites that embed JS ports of Webkit that render to a canvas, thus pushing the 'replicate the browser in Hipsterscript' shit to the extreme

____________________
NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 04-14-16 02:16 AM Link | #69746
Ever tried hipster yourself for the shits and giggles or you just can't stomach it?

Arisotura
Posted on 04-14-16 02:25 AM Link | #69747
yes, I posted a hipster-style JS helloworld somewhere


and surprisingly, the result is awfully overcomplicated for something that can be simplified to alert('Hello world');

____________________
NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

SGC
Posted on 04-14-16 02:49 AM Link | #69748
If you could skin anyone alive, who would it be?

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FireMario74
Posted on 04-14-16 04:59 PM (rev. 2 of 04-18-16 04:40 PM) Link | #69757
What is your favorite word? (I'm guessing derp)

And why?

EDIT: Also what is another word for thesaurus?

LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 04-16-16 01:02 AM Link | #69772
Why do you hate school so much, StapleButter?

I loathe school too, by the way. High school/lyceé is the worst.

Arisotura
Posted on 04-24-16 12:19 PM Link | #69952
Posted by supergamecube
If you could skin anyone alive, who would it be?

probably one of the main hipster programmers


Posted by FireMario74
What is your favorite word? (I'm guessing derp)

And why?

EDIT: Also what is another word for thesaurus?

blarg, because blarg

blargaurus??


Posted by LeftyGreenMario
Why do you hate school so much, StapleButter?

I loathe school too, by the way. High school/lyceé is the worst.

school is stuck 50 years back in the past and run by retards, in France it's falling apart and all their solutions to that are crap (mostly "let's teach them even more crap", "lower the levels so more of them pass", and assuming the issue is from students and not from the school)

school needs a major overhaul, will we finally get a government with enough balls to attempt that before France becomes worthless?

____________________
NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

theninja1000
Posted on 05-01-16 01:35 PM Link | #70206
Here are some of my questions:
Q1.
what is a GreggGlem?
A. An idiot
B. Baby bitch
C. Copy cat
D. Other. (post your answer)
E. A bitch who makes no sense

Q2.
Do you think the useless ones in the Hall of Shame are funny? They make me laugh.

Q3. (last question)
What is your favourite SMG/SMG2 galaxy/custom level?

Arisotura
Posted on 05-02-16 04:12 PM Link | #70280
7. GreggGlem is either a failed attempt at AI or a very weird (mentally insane) person

8. if they weren't funny, they wouldn't be there ;)

9. dunno, but I like the beach-themed ones

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melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

theninja1000
Posted on 05-02-16 05:21 PM Link | #70283
I think GreggGlem is more a failed attempt at being normal. He speaks in his own non-common sense logic language, that doesn't make sense. I think his language included random links to hacking websites. Here is a funny quote from him ~ Why have me "GreggGlem" been banned on IP. And ~ Get out of France and get in Lincolnshire and MrBean35000vr will teach you a lesson and show you Master Quest on SMG2 Grandmaster Galaxy. Subscribe MrBean here: www.youtube.com/user/mrbean35000vr he's a MKW and SMG2 hacker. He just isn't normal. I think he forgot how to speak common sense English.

Arisotura
Posted on 05-02-16 05:24 PM Link | #70284
that's not a question, sir

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melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

GreenThunder1337
Posted on 05-02-16 05:48 PM Link | #70285
Is theninja1000 actually GreggGlem? O.O

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Arisotura
Posted on 05-02-16 05:57 PM Link | #70286
derp

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melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

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