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Lantern Ghost the tastiest gummy worm of them all Level: 54 Posts: 263/750 EXP: 1226312 Next: 7558 Since: 06-24-14 From: pointy tree town Last post: 69 days ago Last view: 69 days ago |
We needed a pickup lines thread. I searched and I didn't already see one, so I made this. Post your best pickup lines here! |
Celestial |
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Ninji Normal user Level: 33 Posts: 155/234 EXP: 216245 Next: 12934 Since: 03-31-14 Last post: 2646 days ago Last view: 2296 days ago |
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind. |
Anthe |
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Member I have found a basket to put in my SD card reader so I never lose it Level: 66 Posts: 643/1099 EXP: 2372552 Next: 89299 Since: 08-17-12 From: Belgium Last post: 740 days ago Last view: 330 days ago |
Are you a beaver cuz dammmm ____________________ |
Stygmax |
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SMG2.5 Cartographer Level: 88 Posts: 2014/2178 EXP: 6535251 Next: 115413 Since: 12-02-12 Last post: 369 days ago Last view: 369 days ago |
Let's play house, you can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night Status: It was really, really fun, guys - thanks for the ride!
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FireMario74 |
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Red Paratroopa Setting fire to the rain since 1756 Level: 29 Posts: 10/179 EXP: 132032 Next: 15853 Since: 12-02-15 From: Melty Molten Mountains Last post: 2401 days ago Last view: 2375 days ago |
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart! |
FireMario74 |
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Xyspade |
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Normal user Level: 10 Posts: 9/16 EXP: 3530 Next: 884 Since: 11-27-15 Last post: 3014 days ago Last view: 1749 days ago |
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for. |
FireMario74 |
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Red Paratroopa Setting fire to the rain since 1756 Level: 29 Posts: 13/179 EXP: 132032 Next: 15853 Since: 12-02-15 From: Melty Molten Mountains Last post: 2401 days ago Last view: 2375 days ago |
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good! Kissing is a language of love. So how about a conversation? Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? |
MarioFanatic64 |
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Member The guy who does things. Level: 31 Posts: 141/207 EXP: 182767 Next: 2596 Since: 12-05-13 From: Australia Last post: 2336 days ago Last view: 2055 days ago |
Do you work at the Pokemart? Because you just gave me a PP Up.
Can my Basilisk Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets? I'm already out of ideas. Let me steal yours. |
FireMario74 |
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Red Paratroopa Setting fire to the rain since 1756 Level: 29 Posts: 18/179 EXP: 132032 Next: 15853 Since: 12-02-15 From: Melty Molten Mountains Last post: 2401 days ago Last view: 2375 days ago |
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? You know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves… Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 500/2041 EXP: 5593205 Next: 68747 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 401 days ago Last view: 19 days ago |
no you guys, you have to ask something personal to the person you want to pick up
"which family member do you want me to murder?" ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
FireMario74 |
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Red Paratroopa Setting fire to the rain since 1756 Level: 29 Posts: 33/179 EXP: 132032 Next: 15853 Since: 12-02-15 From: Melty Molten Mountains Last post: 2401 days ago Last view: 2375 days ago |
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You look like trash, may I take you out? You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad. |
blimpfruit00 |
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Flurry Very blimpy, but not fruity. Level: 34 Posts: 233/253 EXP: 247800 Next: 5851 Since: 11-09-13 From: The known universe Last post: 1174 days ago Last view: 713 days ago |
Posted by FireMario74 That's...not really a compliment. Hey are you strawberry ice cream? Because I could spoon you up all night long. |
salty |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84 Posts: 503/2041 EXP: 5593205 Next: 68747 Since: 03-02-14 From: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Last post: 401 days ago Last view: 19 days ago |
There's something wrong with that statement. "You're the Wiimote to my nunchuck" done in 10 seconds ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucke­t |
FireMario74 |
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Red Paratroopa Setting fire to the rain since 1756 Level: 29 Posts: 43/179 EXP: 132032 Next: 15853 Since: 12-02-15 From: Melty Molten Mountains Last post: 2401 days ago Last view: 2375 days ago |
Is your name wifi? Because I'm really feeling a connection! |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 4528/9016 EXP: 56049926 Next: 437718 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 56 days ago Last view: 15 days ago |
LifeMushroom |
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Normal user Level: 47 Posts: 524/534 EXP: 749181 Next: 17022 Since: 02-23-14 Last post: 2025 days ago Last view: 1377 days ago |
ummm hi I uh... er... well... you seeee... ugh never mind |
shibboleet |
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Fire Mario DROP TABLE users; Level: 123 Posts: 3926/4661 EXP: 20822894 Next: 408372 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 1321 days ago Last view: 334 days ago |
come to my 127.0.0.1 and ill give you sudo access ____________________ a |
Arisotura |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 4529/9016 EXP: 56049926 Next: 437718 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 56 days ago Last view: 15 days ago |
FireMario74 |
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Red Paratroopa Setting fire to the rain since 1756 Level: 29 Posts: 44/179 EXP: 132032 Next: 15853 Since: 12-02-15 From: Melty Molten Mountains Last post: 2401 days ago Last view: 2375 days ago |
My love is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in! |
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