I'll suggest some Touhou-related stuff because why not. You might find something interesting among these. Also, what's MDf?
Reimu's Staff: Increases dexterity by 20 and multiplies attack power by 1.25 but decreases speed by 10.
Sanae's Staff: Multiplies luck by 2 and increases magic defense by 20 but decreases attack power by 30.
Marisa's Broom: Multiplies speed by 1.5 but divides defense by 1.5.
Sakuya's Pocket Watch: Increases dexterity and speed by 15 but decreases HP by 30.
Roukanken Sword: Increases speed by 10 and attack power by 20.
Hakurouken Sword: Increases speed by 10 and defense by 20.
Aya's Leaf Fan: Multiplies speed by 2, but decreases magic defense by 15.
Yuka's Parasol: Increases attack power by 250 but lowers speed to 1.
Patchouli's Books: Increases intelligence by 50 and MP by 30, but decreases speed and defense by 25.
Utsuho's Control Rod: Mutliplies attack power by 2 and increases speed by 10 but decreases intelligence by 50.
Eirin's Shady Drugs: Increases all stats by 15 and causes Rydia Sax...or maybe something not as extreme as Rydia Sax itself.
Kaguya's Five Impossible Requests:
-----Brilliant Dragon Bullet: Increases attack power by 100 but decreases speed by 50 and dexterity by 20.
-----Stone Bowl of Buddha: Increases intelligence by 35 and defense by 10 but decreases attack power by 10.
-----Salamander Shield: Increases defense by 100, magic defense by 50 and luck by 20 but decreases dexterity by 30 and speed by 15.
-----Life Spring Infinity: Increases HP by 100 and MP by 20 but decreases all other stats by 10.
-----Bullet Branch of Hourai: Increases attack power and dexterity by 20 but decreases MP by 10.
Mini Hakkero: Increases attack power by 50 but decreases dexterity and intelligence by 30 and magic defense by 10.
Pagoda of Bishamonten: Increases attack power by 75, HP by 30 and dexterity by 10, but decreases speed by 10 and divides luck by 2.
Hourai Elixir: Increases HP by 500 and MP by 20, but divides all other stats by 3.
Poltergeist Instruments: Increases MP by 10 and intelligence by 30.
Miracle Mallet: Increases attack power by 10 and multiplies luck by 1.5.
Seija's Tweaked Miracle Mallet: Increases all stats by 20 but randomly flips the board interface sideways (perhaps with a probability of 1/25).
Komachi's Scythe: Increases attack power and defense and magic defense by 35 but decreases intelligence by 10 and dexterity by 30.
Laevatein: Increases attack power by 150 but decreases dexterity by 20, HP and MP by 10 and speed by 30.
Gungnir: Increases attack power by 75 and dexterity by 20 but decreases HP and MP by 10.
Watermelon Blade: Increases attack power by 30 but sets your intelligence to ⑨.
Nazrin's Pendant: Increases luck by 10 and doubles the amount of coins you get for a post you make.
Third Eye: Increases MP, intelligence, dexterity and defense by 30 but decreases HP, luck, speed and attack power by 30.
Closed Third Eye: Increases HP, luck, speed and attack power by 30 but decreases MP, intelligence, dexterity and defense by 30.
Sword of Hisou: Multiplies HP by 1.5 and attack power by 2, but divides luck, speed and intelligence by 1.5.
Byakuren's Sutra Scroll: Increases all stats by 0.1 for each post you have made.
Supernatural Border: Increases defense by 30 and magic defense by 50 but decreases attack power by 10 and luck and dexterity by 15.
Perhaps I'll come up with more. Or even non-Touhou stuff, heh.
Reimu's Staff: Increases dexterity by 20 and multiplies attack power by 1.25 but decreases speed by 10.
Sanae's Staff: Multiplies luck by 2 and increases magic defense by 20 but decreases attack power by 30.
Marisa's Broom: Multiplies speed by 1.5 but divides defense by 1.5.
Sakuya's Pocket Watch: Increases dexterity and speed by 15 but decreases HP by 30.
Roukanken Sword: Increases speed by 10 and attack power by 20.
Hakurouken Sword: Increases speed by 10 and defense by 20.
Aya's Leaf Fan: Multiplies speed by 2, but decreases magic defense by 15.
Yuka's Parasol: Increases attack power by 250 but lowers speed to 1.
Patchouli's Books: Increases intelligence by 50 and MP by 30, but decreases speed and defense by 25.
Utsuho's Control Rod: Mutliplies attack power by 2 and increases speed by 10 but decreases intelligence by 50.
Eirin's Shady Drugs: Increases all stats by 15 and causes Rydia Sax...or maybe something not as extreme as Rydia Sax itself.
Kaguya's Five Impossible Requests:
-----Brilliant Dragon Bullet: Increases attack power by 100 but decreases speed by 50 and dexterity by 20.
-----Stone Bowl of Buddha: Increases intelligence by 35 and defense by 10 but decreases attack power by 10.
-----Salamander Shield: Increases defense by 100, magic defense by 50 and luck by 20 but decreases dexterity by 30 and speed by 15.
-----Life Spring Infinity: Increases HP by 100 and MP by 20 but decreases all other stats by 10.
-----Bullet Branch of Hourai: Increases attack power and dexterity by 20 but decreases MP by 10.
Mini Hakkero: Increases attack power by 50 but decreases dexterity and intelligence by 30 and magic defense by 10.
Pagoda of Bishamonten: Increases attack power by 75, HP by 30 and dexterity by 10, but decreases speed by 10 and divides luck by 2.
Hourai Elixir: Increases HP by 500 and MP by 20, but divides all other stats by 3.
Poltergeist Instruments: Increases MP by 10 and intelligence by 30.
Miracle Mallet: Increases attack power by 10 and multiplies luck by 1.5.
Seija's Tweaked Miracle Mallet: Increases all stats by 20 but randomly flips the board interface sideways (perhaps with a probability of 1/25).
Komachi's Scythe: Increases attack power and defense and magic defense by 35 but decreases intelligence by 10 and dexterity by 30.
Laevatein: Increases attack power by 150 but decreases dexterity by 20, HP and MP by 10 and speed by 30.
Gungnir: Increases attack power by 75 and dexterity by 20 but decreases HP and MP by 10.
Watermelon Blade: Increases attack power by 30 but sets your intelligence to ⑨.
Nazrin's Pendant: Increases luck by 10 and doubles the amount of coins you get for a post you make.
Third Eye: Increases MP, intelligence, dexterity and defense by 30 but decreases HP, luck, speed and attack power by 30.
Closed Third Eye: Increases HP, luck, speed and attack power by 30 but decreases MP, intelligence, dexterity and defense by 30.
Sword of Hisou: Multiplies HP by 1.5 and attack power by 2, but divides luck, speed and intelligence by 1.5.
Byakuren's Sutra Scroll: Increases all stats by 0.1 for each post you have made.
Supernatural Border: Increases defense by 30 and magic defense by 50 but decreases attack power by 10 and luck and dexterity by 15.
Perhaps I'll come up with more. Or even non-Touhou stuff, heh.
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Python's Danmakufu Chamber - Energy Balls and Lasers of all Shapes and Colors.
Python's Danmakufu Chamber - Energy Balls and Lasers of all Shapes and Colors.