Posted by StapleButter

Relatedly, the fuckasses in France want to make slapping or spanking kids illegal. How would you calm down that whining motherfucker that never stops, then?

There are numerous methods to calm down your children that do not involve slapping or spanking, such as tossing them out of the window, grilling them, frying them, baking them, dumping them in liquid nitrogen, drowning them, using drills in places you wouldn't normally use it, play Willhelm Tell, play concentration camp, crushing them with your car, crushing them with your truck, crushing them with your bike, crushing them with a streetcar, leaving them at your local trash dump, experimenting with various acids or caustic solutions, locking them up in your storage room and forgetting about them, beating them to death on your desk, beating them with a parasol, beating them with a glass bottle, suffocating them, using them as firewood for your fireplace...see all of these are 100% safe alternatives to brutal slapping.

Posted by StapleButter

Just ban videogames as a whole as well as anything remotely entertaining


It's a waste of time anyway!

People will find a way around those laws anyway and there's little to nothing the government can do really. Same as with the crazy government in countries like China, Iran etc. where literally the whole internet is censored.