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MoreCowbell
Posted on 06-15-13 11:56 PM (rev. 2 of 06-15-13 11:56 PM) Link | #25693
So with the new SSB announced, I figured it might be fun to come up with some parody characters for the game. Just come up with anyone and give 'em some moves. My first profile is someone who I think would be an awesome addition to the battle...


Terry Crews



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A former NFL player, Crews is perhaps most famous in his appearance in Old Spice commercials:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXvtany3mSE

Normal moves:

Punch
Kick

Smash Moves:

Building Kick!: Terry charges up and kicks the foe with force that could break a skyscraper.

Odor Blocking kick: Crews lifts his knee and kicks the foe with odor blocking power!

Defense:

POTATO CHIPS!! A foe attacking at close range is turned into a vending machine. Crews then punches through the machine, causing damage. He grabs a bag of chips and eats it, gaining health. The foe then turns back.

Odor Block!: Crews pulls out a stick of Old Spice, protecting himself from damage.

Up + B move:

Rocket boost: Rockets blast out of Terry's feet, helping him fly in the air for a short period of time.

Taunts:

Peck pop: Crews pops his pecks, causing male players to be envious and female players to become distracted.

Tiger: Crews hops on his tiger and both begin to yell loudly, annoying other players

Power spray: Crews sprays Old Spice body spray and yells Odor Blocking POOWWWEER!!!

Final Smash:

DOUBLE SUN POWER!!!!: Crews turns off the sun for a few seconds, then two suns appear, bringing back the light. However, Crews is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly, you hear screeeammms, and Crews takes one of three routes back on the stage. He either enters the battle with a Jet Ski from the left or the right (Instant death if touched), or he punches through a random part of the background, causing anyone there to fly off the screen. He then yells EXPLOSION!!! and blows up where he is. The screen whites out for a second, and when it goes back Crews is back to normal and the suns are gone.


Alright now it's your turn >:3

Make whoever you want, and make them do whatever you want. Have fun with it

mariogalaxythree
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MoreCowbell
Posted on 06-16-13 12:08 AM (rev. 2 of 06-16-13 12:09 AM) Link | #25698
Then why the fuck are you posting here?

The fun is that we can take any person we want and give them a smash profile

If you don't think it's fun then don't post

gridatttack
Posted on 06-16-13 04:12 PM Link | #25759

Chuck Norris



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Needs no introduction.

Normal moves:

Punch
Kick

Smash Moves:

Roundhouse Kick!: Yep.

Hidden Beard Punch:You wouldn't expect that, or would you?

Gatling gun: Lots of bullets at a player.

Defense:

Presence: Chuck Norris doesn't flinch :>

Up + B move:

Uppercut punch: Can recover from huge vertical distances.

Side + B move: A falcon punch type punch (:P) In which can travel long horizontal distances. Can be cancelled mid-air.

Taunts:

Swim on land: Who said it was impossible?

Time stop: Chuck Norris stop times for a brief moment, and can move freely. Trolling players along the way :3

Final Smash:

Doomsday: Chuck Norris jumps high in the sky. Then after a few moments, a sun appears falling down the stage, which chuck norris is pushing it down. Everyone dies, explodes, etc. And the match is over. Chuck Norris automatically win :3

(I know it could be a bit better, but meh)

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MarioMaster720
Posted on 06-16-13 05:38 PM (rev. 4 of 06-16-13 05:39 PM) Link | #25762

Reggie Fils-aime



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Also needs no introduction.

Normal moves:

Wii Remote & Nunchuck
Punch
Kick

For his Normal Moves Reggie uses a Wii Remote attached to a Nunchuck as real Nunchaku, swinging them at opponents and comboing them. He also punches and kicks occasionally.

Smash Moves:

Side Smash: Regginator Tackle - Reggie readies his body and does a full body tackle on someone near him, causing massive damage.

Up Smash: GamePad Throw - Reggie throws a GamePad high up in the air, hitting anyone who is above him.

Down Smash: Reggie Tornado - Reggie takes a Wii Remote in each hand and spins around at unreasonable speed with his arms outstretched.

Defense:

His Body is Ready: Reggie readies his body, repelling all enemy attacks.

B moves

Neutral B: Wii Zapper - Reggie shoots invisible bullets using a Wii Remote attached to the Wii Zapper accessory.

Up B: Balance Board Boost - Reggie pulls out a Wii Fit Balance Board, steps on it and says "My Body is Ready", causing the Balance Board to propel him upwards at high speeds.

Side B: Wii Remote Toss - Reggie Throws a fast-rotating Wii Remote like a Shuriken in the direction he's currently facing. Anyone hit by this will have their controls reversed for a short time.

Down B: Ass Kicking - Reggie says "I'm about Kicking ass!", and kicks the nearest opponent hard in the face.

Taunts:

My Body is ready!: Reggie suddenly grows huge muscles for a moment and says "My Body is Ready!".

I'm about making games!: Reggie pulls out a copy of SSB4 out of nowhere and says "I'm about making games!".

Nintendo!: Reggie turns Super Saiyan for a few seconds and exclaims "NINTENDO!" :3

Final Smash:

The Regginator: Reggie turns into the Regginator, equipping him with Samus's Power Suit, Link's Master Sword, Mario's Moustache, Pikachu's Electric Powers, Kirby's inhaling ability and Pit's Power of Flight. Anyone who dares oppose him will be destroyed :3

y'know they should really include him as a character. No kidding. Including Reggie in the game would seal the deal of him being the most awesome real person related to videogames ever :3

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