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Degolegodyl
Posted on 01-29-13 08:43 PM Link | #11056

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Tahcryon
Posted on 01-29-13 08:44 PM Link | #11062
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[04/15/2018]gridatttack: I still think the whole smg2.5 team are still in middle school lol
[04/15/2018]gridatttack: and they are 14yrs old
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mariogalaxythree
Posted on 01-29-13 08:46 PM Link | #11067
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What do you call using a flower to clean a vagina?

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Degolegodyl
Posted on 01-29-13 08:47 PM Link | #11070

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Tahcryon
Posted on 01-29-13 08:48 PM Link | #11074
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Posted by mariogalaxythree
DIRTY JOKE ALERT
What do you call using a flower to clean a vagina?



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wtf did you post that for :/

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MarioMaster720
Posted on 01-29-13 08:59 PM Link | #11095
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Last view: 2868 days ago 		Here's a REALLY good one:

An American was on a trip to Japan. While there, he hired a Hooker and did the "job" all night while she kept saying "Hasimota! Hasimota!"
Since the American obviously didn't know Japanese, he figured it was a word for enjoyment or happiness.
The next day, the American went golfing with some Japanese english speaking friends. One of the japanese people began and he managed to do a Hole-in-One.
The American then said "Hasimota!" to be polite and to act smart.

The Japanese man then replied: "What do you mean, "Wrong Hole"?"



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- FTKing Polari on DN using a mediocre deck: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/TOyJiS0.png >:)
- FTKing Polari on DN yet AGAIN: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/ZUTUPxw.png >8D
- Beat Polari using a deck that's so bad not even the biggest retard of retards would play it: https://i.imgur.com/RnnxkZt.png >:)
- So many Numbers....: https://i.imgur.com/c9KIqLH.jpg
- 5 Fusions in One Turn (epic OTK): https://i.imgur.com/ayP2PJ6.png
- IT ALL MAKES SENSE!: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1522156_702674209772551_1751395151_n.jpg
- LOL: http://9gag.com/gag/a1AB2AP
- DRAW! MONSTER CARD!: https://i.imgur.com/8BcN9SE.png
- So Apparently Norway is rich while Denmark and Sweden are happy. What they don't know is that our wealth gives us happiness as well :D : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfA4EbJCEAAsJfG.png:large

Tahcryon
Posted on 01-29-13 09:02 PM Link | #11097
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Last view: 761 days ago 		XD That's actually pretty funny


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[04/15/2018]gridatttack: I still think the whole smg2.5 team are still in middle school lol
[04/15/2018]gridatttack: and they are 14yrs old
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cosmological: There's no one in Russia who doesn't agree with Putin, probably because his ideas are that great



MarioMaster720
Posted on 01-29-13 09:05 PM Link | #11103
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Last view: 2868 days ago 		I have a whole 300-paged book full of great Sex Jokes so I have lots more of where that came from ;)
I also have 2 more equally large books where one is about Great School Jokes and the other one is about Great Country jokes.

And when I say "Great" jokes I really mean it. ALMOST every one is hilarious XD

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- FTKing Polari on DN using a mediocre deck: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/TOyJiS0.png >:)
- FTKing Polari on DN yet AGAIN: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/ZUTUPxw.png >8D
- Beat Polari using a deck that's so bad not even the biggest retard of retards would play it: https://i.imgur.com/RnnxkZt.png >:)
- So many Numbers....: https://i.imgur.com/c9KIqLH.jpg
- 5 Fusions in One Turn (epic OTK): https://i.imgur.com/ayP2PJ6.png
- IT ALL MAKES SENSE!: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1522156_702674209772551_1751395151_n.jpg
- LOL: http://9gag.com/gag/a1AB2AP
- DRAW! MONSTER CARD!: https://i.imgur.com/8BcN9SE.png
- So Apparently Norway is rich while Denmark and Sweden are happy. What they don't know is that our wealth gives us happiness as well :D : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfA4EbJCEAAsJfG.png:large

Tahcryon
Posted on 01-29-13 09:09 PM Link | #11108
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Last view: 761 days ago 		o_o

You bought a book about sex jokes? *Steps away from D.D Duelist MarioMaster720*

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[04/15/2018]gridatttack: I still think the whole smg2.5 team are still in middle school lol
[04/15/2018]gridatttack: and they are 14yrs old
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cosmological: There's no one in Russia who doesn't agree with Putin, probably because his ideas are that great



MarioMaster720
Posted on 01-29-13 09:33 PM Link | #11146
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Last view: 2868 days ago 		Actually I got it as a gift (specifically the sex one. The other ones I bought myself) :P

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- FTKing Polari on DN using a mediocre deck: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/TOyJiS0.png >:)
- FTKing Polari on DN yet AGAIN: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/ZUTUPxw.png >8D
- Beat Polari using a deck that's so bad not even the biggest retard of retards would play it: https://i.imgur.com/RnnxkZt.png >:)
- So many Numbers....: https://i.imgur.com/c9KIqLH.jpg
- 5 Fusions in One Turn (epic OTK): https://i.imgur.com/ayP2PJ6.png
- IT ALL MAKES SENSE!: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1522156_702674209772551_1751395151_n.jpg
- LOL: http://9gag.com/gag/a1AB2AP
- DRAW! MONSTER CARD!: https://i.imgur.com/8BcN9SE.png
- So Apparently Norway is rich while Denmark and Sweden are happy. What they don't know is that our wealth gives us happiness as well :D : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfA4EbJCEAAsJfG.png:large

Tahcryon
Posted on 01-29-13 09:35 PM Link | #11151
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Can someone lead me to a non-capitalist clothing store?

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Gah. you don't have to answer that, it will make this thread go even more off-topic.

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[04/15/2018]gridatttack: I still think the whole smg2.5 team are still in middle school lol
[04/15/2018]gridatttack: and they are 14yrs old
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cosmological: There's no one in Russia who doesn't agree with Putin, probably because his ideas are that great



SquidEmpress
Posted on 02-01-13 06:29 AM (rev. 2 of 02-01-13 06:51 AM) Link | #12176
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What is Apple's slogan?
iPWN!

What do you call a blurry boat with its name striked through, and when it backs up, it makes the "bleep" trucks make when they back up?
Censorship!

What is the single, most deadliest object in the world?
The singular form of dice (die)!

Why is Holy Roman Emperor Tatan worse than regular cheese?
He himself is a ruthless cheesy dictator!

EDIT: What is the most strongest and cheesiest game in the world?
Mein Kraft! ("Kraft" is a cheese brand and means "strength" in German.)

What would Slenderman be called if the thing was fat?
Fatman!

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Tahcryon
Posted on 02-01-13 08:16 AM Link | #12184
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Can someone lead me to a non-capitalist clothing store?

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Last view: 761 days ago 		So...Cheesy...I can feel myself...Drifting away...

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[04/15/2018]gridatttack: and they are 14yrs old
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cosmological: There's no one in Russia who doesn't agree with Putin, probably because his ideas are that great



SquidEmpress
Posted on 02-02-13 03:47 AM (rev. 2 of 02-02-13 07:32 AM) Link | #12537
Faking your suicide is a terrible thing to do. Get out.

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What do you call a totalitarian boat?
A dicatorship!

What did the person say at the restaurant when the person was served a full cake with hard math problems glazed on it?
"This is not a piece of cake."

EDIT: I found this picture:
[image]

If any of you have seen Fegelein Fejylein, do not allow him to trick you. If have a new advisor who looks familiar, a little too familiar...

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MarioMaster720
Posted on 02-02-13 11:36 AM Link | #12561
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Last view: 2868 days ago 		I....can't......stand.....the......cheesiness :O

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- FTKing Polari on DN using a mediocre deck: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/TOyJiS0.png >:)
- FTKing Polari on DN yet AGAIN: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/ZUTUPxw.png >8D
- Beat Polari using a deck that's so bad not even the biggest retard of retards would play it: https://i.imgur.com/RnnxkZt.png >:)
- So many Numbers....: https://i.imgur.com/c9KIqLH.jpg
- 5 Fusions in One Turn (epic OTK): https://i.imgur.com/ayP2PJ6.png
- IT ALL MAKES SENSE!: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1522156_702674209772551_1751395151_n.jpg
- LOL: http://9gag.com/gag/a1AB2AP
- DRAW! MONSTER CARD!: https://i.imgur.com/8BcN9SE.png
- So Apparently Norway is rich while Denmark and Sweden are happy. What they don't know is that our wealth gives us happiness as well :D : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfA4EbJCEAAsJfG.png:large

SquidEmpress
Posted on 02-03-13 07:29 AM (rev. 2 of 02-06-13 05:03 AM) Link | #12972
Faking your suicide is a terrible thing to do. Get out.

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What do you say when you put a pig in a cake?
"I am bacon a cake."

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100702171954/unmario/images/0/0d/Wendy's_the_Dictator.png

EDIT: Someone's tribute to glem3 (features dead fat guy.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R9VdpQ_4AM
One of Glem3's walkthrough gets hit by a missile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZWsuAlqqWE

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natnew
Posted on 02-06-13 10:32 PM Link | #13953

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one day, 4-year-old ava was being read a story by her grandfather. occationally, she would youch his wrinkly cheek, then her own, then his again. then the asked "daddy, did god make me?". "he made you not so long ago" he said. she then asked "did god make you too?". he replied "god made me quite some time ago". touching both their cheeks again, she said "god's getting better at it, isn't he?"

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SquidEmpress
Posted on 02-10-13 07:15 AM (rev. 2 of 02-12-13 05:08 AM) Link | #14619
Faking your suicide is a terrible thing to do. Get out.

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Which Mario game shows the most cleavage?
Piranha Plant 3DD for the 3DS!

Cartoon Network: FCC song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nJ6vrUrr-o

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: The Internet is for "You-Know-What".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMkl0M3c-ig

EDIT: Downfall plans scene with misheard subtitles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NMaploIigU

Super Mario Dirtyshine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYWsv8JKWjg

Dr. Steve (from Blue's Clues)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG-yAyhBm40



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