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Member Normal user Level: 34 Posts: 24/242 EXP: 240799 Next: 12852 Since: 01-14-13 From: Utah, Home of the Conserverate Republicans Last post: 4056 days ago Last view: 3254 days ago |
Post your really stupid, cheesy jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other slide! (Disney Sitcom Laugh) ____________________ |
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Larry Koopa /r/pcmasterrace Level: 92 Posts: 158/2397 EXP: 7538926 Next: 218011 Since: 12-09-12 From: Toronto, Canada Last post: 1861 days ago Last view: 1747 days ago |
I got some racist jokes, but i cant tell them here lol. So here comes a lame one:
What does a barn and a blond girl have in common? A cock in them. (funniest joke i remember currently) |
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Fire Mario DROP TABLE users; Level: 123 Posts: 575/4661 EXP: 20822497 Next: 408769 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 1321 days ago Last view: 334 days ago |
I have no jokes. I have a really bad Hitler joke, but I'm not saying it. ____________________ a |
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Bullet Bill Normal user Level: 47 Posts: 32/500 EXP: 718379 Next: 47824 Since: 12-07-12 Last post: 1879 days ago Last view: 1782 days ago |
what do you call a deaf dog?
doesn't matter because he can't hear you anyway what do you call a snowman in the summer? a puddle what do you call a 20-headed cat? a 20-headed cat ____________________ |
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Member Some fraud Number 6738 Embodiment of Space Level: 85 Posts: 362/2007 EXP: 5786371 Next: 112169 Since: 11-24-12 From: Rogaland, Norway Last post: 2872 days ago Last view: 2845 days ago |
Here's one:
In school, the teacher asked the class if anyone knew a remedy against a virus infection. Then suddenly Tim said "Viagra against Diarrhea"! The teacher was confused and asked Tim where he heard that nonsense, and Tim replied: Well, while I walked past my parents' room last night, I saw dad eat some pills while mom was screaming "Take your Viagra so that shit turns hard!". ____________________ Former SMG2.5 Advertiser and one-time Level Designer/Artist - So Apparently Norway is rich while Denmark and Sweden are happy. What they don't know is that our wealth gives us happiness as well : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfA4EbJCEAAsJfG.png:large |
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Larry Koopa /r/pcmasterrace Level: 92 Posts: 389/2397 EXP: 7538926 Next: 218011 Since: 12-09-12 From: Toronto, Canada Last post: 1861 days ago Last view: 1747 days ago |
AHAHAH thats pretty funny. |
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Magikoopa I'm back Level: 104 Posts: 1368/3145 EXP: 11540815 Next: 321311 Since: 07-07-12 From: Dolphic Island Last post: 2570 days ago Last view: 2568 days ago |
Yikes, I have a few, but they are racist, so blarg.
I AM NOT RACIST I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP, BLAME MY BROTHER >:| |
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Member Some fraud Number 6738 Embodiment of Space Level: 85 Posts: 397/2007 EXP: 5786371 Next: 112169 Since: 11-24-12 From: Rogaland, Norway Last post: 2872 days ago Last view: 2845 days ago |
SSL your joke inspired me to make my own:
Also I'm not racist too. I just couldn't resist doing it (especially since I love that particular cereal) Also I gotta wonder if a Black Person will ever join this forum (Or Asian)..... ____________________ Former SMG2.5 Advertiser and one-time Level Designer/Artist - So Apparently Norway is rich while Denmark and Sweden are happy. What they don't know is that our wealth gives us happiness as well : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfA4EbJCEAAsJfG.png:large |
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Embodiment of Time Can someone lead me to a non-capitalist clothing store? Level: 128 Posts: 1755/5087 EXP: 23741824 Next: 639876 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 2176 days ago Last view: 738 days ago |
Well, isn't gc from HK? ____________________
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Degolegodyl |
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Larry Koopa /r/pcmasterrace Level: 92 Posts: 405/2397 EXP: 7538926 Next: 218011 Since: 12-09-12 From: Toronto, Canada Last post: 1861 days ago Last view: 1747 days ago |
Yeah, i didnt find the cereal ones so funny, but im sure ill chuckle if i find a funny one. Just like mm720's before. |
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Fire Mario DROP TABLE users; Level: 123 Posts: 883/4661 EXP: 20822497 Next: 408769 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 1321 days ago Last view: 334 days ago |
There. ____________________ a |
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Embodiment of Time Can someone lead me to a non-capitalist clothing store? Level: 128 Posts: 1764/5087 EXP: 23741824 Next: 639876 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 2176 days ago Last view: 738 days ago |
Posted by Lord of the Cheese ____________________
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Larry Koopa /r/pcmasterrace Level: 92 Posts: 407/2397 EXP: 7538926 Next: 218011 Since: 12-09-12 From: Toronto, Canada Last post: 1861 days ago Last view: 1747 days ago |
I saw the cheese, wheres the joke get it? |
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Embodiment of Time Can someone lead me to a non-capitalist clothing store? Level: 128 Posts: 1766/5087 EXP: 23741824 Next: 639876 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 2176 days ago Last view: 738 days ago |
Nope, not really. I never understand those types of jokes ;~;
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