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Dr. Teem
Posted on 01-16-13 11:34 PM Link | #6448
Post your really stupid, cheesy jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other slide!
(Disney Sitcom Laugh)

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Degolegodyl
Posted on 01-17-13 03:16 AM Link | #6505
I got some racist jokes, but i cant tell them here lol. So here comes a lame one:
What does a barn and a blond girl have in common?


A cock in them.
(funniest joke i remember currently)

shibboleet
Posted on 01-17-13 03:21 AM Link | #6510
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I have no jokes.
I have a really bad Hitler joke, but I'm not saying it.

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natnew
Posted on 01-28-13 12:10 AM Link | #10443
what do you call a deaf dog?
doesn't matter because he can't hear you anyway

what do you call a snowman in the summer?
a puddle

what do you call a 20-headed cat?
a 20-headed cat

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mariogalaxythree
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MarioMaster720
Posted on 01-28-13 02:05 PM (rev. 3 of 01-29-13 08:17 PM) Link | #10529
Here's one:

In school, the teacher asked the class if anyone knew a remedy against a virus infection.
Then suddenly Tim said "Viagra against Diarrhea"!
The teacher was confused and asked Tim where he heard that nonsense, and Tim replied:
Well, while I walked past my parents' room last night, I saw dad eat some pills while mom was screaming "Take your Viagra so that shit turns hard!".



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- FTKing Polari on DN using a mediocre deck: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/TOyJiS0.png >:)
- FTKing Polari on DN yet AGAIN: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/ZUTUPxw.png >8D
- Beat Polari using a deck that's so bad not even the biggest retard of retards would play it: https://i.imgur.com/RnnxkZt.png >:)
- So many Numbers....: https://i.imgur.com/c9KIqLH.jpg
- 5 Fusions in One Turn (epic OTK): https://i.imgur.com/ayP2PJ6.png
- IT ALL MAKES SENSE!: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1522156_702674209772551_1751395151_n.jpg
- LOL: http://9gag.com/gag/a1AB2AP
- DRAW! MONSTER CARD!: https://i.imgur.com/8BcN9SE.png
- So Apparently Norway is rich while Denmark and Sweden are happy. What they don't know is that our wealth gives us happiness as well :D : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfA4EbJCEAAsJfG.png:large

Degolegodyl
Posted on 01-28-13 02:54 PM Link | #10549
AHAHAH thats pretty funny.

MK7tester
Posted on 01-29-13 07:33 AM (rev. 2 of 01-29-13 07:33 AM) Link | #10866
Yikes, I have a few, but they are racist, so blarg.

I AM NOT RACIST

What do you call Black People in a swimming pool?


Coco Puffs

I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP, BLAME MY BROTHER >:| :3

MarioMaster720
Posted on 01-29-13 08:20 PM Link | #11020
SSL your joke inspired me to make my own:


What do you call FAT Black People in a swimming Pool?

Coco Pops Chombos (Look it up)

Also I'm not racist too. I just couldn't resist doing it (especially since I love that particular cereal) :P

Also I gotta wonder if a Black Person will ever join this forum (Or Asian).....

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Former SMG2.5 Advertiser and one-time Level Designer/Artist


- FTKing Polari on DN using a mediocre deck: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/TOyJiS0.png >:)
- FTKing Polari on DN yet AGAIN: 100% DONE: https://i.imgur.com/ZUTUPxw.png >8D
- Beat Polari using a deck that's so bad not even the biggest retard of retards would play it: https://i.imgur.com/RnnxkZt.png >:)
- So many Numbers....: https://i.imgur.com/c9KIqLH.jpg
- 5 Fusions in One Turn (epic OTK): https://i.imgur.com/ayP2PJ6.png
- IT ALL MAKES SENSE!: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1522156_702674209772551_1751395151_n.jpg
- LOL: http://9gag.com/gag/a1AB2AP
- DRAW! MONSTER CARD!: https://i.imgur.com/8BcN9SE.png
- So Apparently Norway is rich while Denmark and Sweden are happy. What they don't know is that our wealth gives us happiness as well :D : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfA4EbJCEAAsJfG.png:large

Tahcryon
Posted on 01-29-13 08:23 PM Link | #11023
Well, isn't gc from HK?

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Degolegodyl
Posted on 01-29-13 08:31 PM Link | #11034
Yeah, i didnt find the cereal ones so funny, but im sure ill chuckle if i find a funny one. Just like mm720's before.

shibboleet
Posted on 01-29-13 08:37 PM (rev. 2 of 01-29-13 08:37 PM) Link | #11043

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There.

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Tahcryon
Posted on 01-29-13 08:39 PM Link | #11047
Posted by Lord of the Cheese

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There.


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[04/15/2018]gridatttack: I still think the whole smg2.5 team are still in middle school lol
[04/15/2018]gridatttack: and they are 14yrs old
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cosmological: There's no one in Russia who doesn't agree with Putin, probably because his ideas are that great



Degolegodyl
Posted on 01-29-13 08:40 PM Link | #11050
I saw the cheese, wheres the joke :) get it?

Tahcryon
Posted on 01-29-13 08:42 PM Link | #11054
Nope, not really. I never understand those types of jokes ;~;


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[04/15/2018]gridatttack: I still think the whole smg2.5 team are still in middle school lol
[04/15/2018]gridatttack: and they are 14yrs old
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cosmological: There's no one in Russia who doesn't agree with Putin, probably because his ideas are that great


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