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fiver
Posted on 12-15-17 05:43 PM Link | #92078
half my brain says it didn't happen

the other one says "what is in that supermarket that could be sold here"

Belsaw
Posted on 12-15-17 05:57 PM (rev. 4 of 12-15-17 06:15 PM) Link | #92080
Halloween is long over. The supermarket was were the enemy conducted weird animal experimentations and apparent biological weapons research. Like this weird bread with "craters" on it. Or at least it looked like bread. Blackish purple tentacles came out of the "craters". You definitely do not want to sell it in the Kuribo Cafe.

The supermarket was kinda similar to these pictures:

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Oh wait, I found a real life picture from before the war:

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I remember this exact area. It's where I found this small capsule or pod or tank or whatever that had the burnt remains of what I think was a fish. Well, that's what I think it looked like. Inside those freezers in the right of the picture were sealed metal boxes containing biological weapons that were alleged to be in the form of cakes and pastres. I don't know for certain as we weren't allowed to open them since they were biological weapons. All I will say is I really hope Kuribo Cafe does not have any mysterious cakes or pastries from unknown sources.

fiver
Posted on 12-15-17 06:19 PM Link | #92081
well...

I don't even know who works here anymore, no guarantees

Belsaw
Posted on 12-15-17 06:28 PM Link | #92084
If you come across any of it, you should nuke it. Literally. It's the only way to ensure it doesn't spread whatever disease it contains. If you don't hsve a nuke, throw it into a nuclear reactor that is in operation.

(Oh and should I make a thread that expands upon that Searing Sands War story?)

fiver
Posted on 12-15-17 06:50 PM Link | #92094
yes, you should

also wouldn't nuking it spread the waste

Belsaw
Posted on 12-15-17 06:54 PM Link | #92095
(Alright.)

No, it wouldn't. It would destroy or kill any bacteria, viruses, and other microbes. Please don't tell me Kuribo Cafe doesn't irradiate some of their products...

fiver
Posted on 12-15-17 10:20 PM Link | #92103
well, you see, funny thing...
* fiver holds up list of disclaimers stuffed under counter

HEYimHeroic
Posted on 12-16-17 12:41 PM Link | #92132
wait, you're telling me that i'm supposed to actually conduct health checks on the food products we give out? jeez, you people...

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Robbie Rage
Posted on 12-16-17 02:30 PM Link | #92142
Oh hey, a cafe! I sure could go for a...

*stumbles into a conversation about biological weapons, haunted supermarkets, and declining health standards*

...cappuccino?

salty
Posted on 12-16-17 02:33 PM Link | #92144
would you like that caramel?

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Swingball
Posted on 12-16-17 03:18 PM Link | #92147
Can I have a ๐Ÿ„ sandwich please?

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Robbie Rage
Posted on 12-16-17 04:04 PM Link | #92149
Posted by salty
would you like that caramel?


Um...sure? Hold the chemical weapons, please.

salty
Posted on 12-16-17 04:07 PM Link | #92150
Posted by Swingball
Can I have a ๐Ÿ„ sandwich please?

sorry, someone took all the mushrooms

Posted by Robbie Rage
Um...sure? Hold the chemical weapons, please.

well then we're gonna have a huge problem with adding caramel

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Robbie Rage
Posted on 12-16-17 04:25 PM Link | #92151
You weaponized the caramel?

I think I can get used to this place.

salty
Posted on 12-16-17 04:34 PM Link | #92152
yep, it's sticky properties is very useful when trapping your enemies

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SuperML
Posted on 12-16-17 11:51 PM Link | #92161
I go on vacation for a few days and I return to weaponized caramel.

I love it! It's foolproof! Now, time to go whip up a few tons of caramel. The more, the better!

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fiver
Posted on 12-17-17 12:18 AM Link | #92165
hey who the fuck got the idea of selling caramel

caramel is shit

you're fired

salty
Posted on 12-17-17 12:24 AM Link | #92166
i'm literally the owner how do you fire the owner

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fiver
Posted on 12-17-17 12:26 AM Link | #92167
Posted by salty
but i don't own it, so it's up to xkitten

haha

salty
Posted on 12-17-17 12:37 AM Link | #92168
context~~~

i was referring to your ownership of your old cafe, which is STILL burning in case you didn't know, and it's up to you

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