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fiver
Posted on 06-27-16 12:53 AM (rev. 4 of 07-10-16 09:30 PM) Link | #72419
[NOW HIRING, ASK IF YOU WANT TO BE WAITER, WE'LL BE CHECKING YOUR SCHOOL RECORDS THOUGH [image]]

hello and welcome to my new, super originally named restaurante, the Kuribo Café! :D with our super special kuri sauce on our super DUPER special kuri fries. here is our menu!



meals:
Acmlmboard Sandwich - can also be used as a messageboard for mentally insane people.

soup ibérique - soup ibérique. you can also throw it on people to wake them up.

Java - it runs things with a .jar suffix. it also makes you run to the bathroom! it's also extremely hot, eat with caution please*

Stapled Butter - The finest butter from the finest cow with the finest staple finely pinned into it.

Cottage Cheese - makes you think you live in a hick town when you actually live in New York City or Paris or some other huge city

Super Mushrooms - they make you big.

Copycat Eraser - mm tastes like a donut

sides:
Kuri Fries - better than everything ever combined with chicken fries

Kuri Sauce - yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy

Kuri Fruit - buttered and covered in kuri sauce, no healthy meals here, no sir

Kuri Vegetables - who knows, they might talk and tell you stories. or they could taste bad; probably both

Kuri Rocks - ...yeah


drinks:
Whine - Wine, but more annoying. Makes you act like a bratty child who wants their $3500 gaming PC to play Minecraft for an hour or so.

Cafiine - hype

Mountain Dew - more hype

Mountain Dew Voltage - hype hype hype
also, blarg

Kool-Aid - makes you 2 k00l 4 5ch00l, also makes you use 1337speak

Melted Butter - now with extra staples.
and then say Arisotura went bankrupt
our waiters:
Lunarius
salty
and me I think

What would you like to have at our oh-so wonderful café? :D we don't sell drugs, sorry

LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 06-27-16 03:21 AM Link | #72423
If you don't sell drugs, then why the Super Mushrooms?

fiver
Posted on 06-27-16 04:09 AM Link | #72426
super =/= magic

plus Mario is the best role model ever and we all know he would never do drugs.

Arisotura
Posted on 06-27-16 08:36 AM Link | #72434
mushrooms are legal in Kuriboland


shush

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NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

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MercuryPenny
Posted on 06-27-16 04:00 PM Link | #72439
>no dessert

what kind of cafe is this get out

fiver
Posted on 06-27-16 04:30 PM Link | #72441
ono

uh, blame Kirby, he ate half the menu

in the meanwhile you can get a bowl of cold kuri sauce as desert as it tastes oh-so delicious, even the Swedish Chef was jealous

shibboleet
Posted on 06-27-16 04:54 PM Link | #72445
closed since offended and butthurt

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Arisotura
Posted on 06-27-16 04:55 PM Link | #72446
power abuse! I shall backstab you.

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NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

shibboleet
Posted on 06-27-16 04:56 PM Link | #72447
it was never closed you stapled butter

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fiver
Posted on 06-27-16 04:57 PM (rev. 2 of 06-27-16 04:58 PM) Link | #72448
food fight, food fight, food fight!

also buy weapons from our cafe, no points for outside food

plus we'll kick you out

Arisotura
Posted on 06-27-16 05:01 PM Link | #72449
I will backstab you anyway.


I'm like that.

____________________
NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

fiver
Posted on 06-27-16 05:05 PM Link | #72450
what is this, RVL 2.0 5.0?
wait what version is RVLution again

Arisotura
Posted on 06-27-16 05:07 PM Link | #72451
if you consider that any change is an excuse for a higher version number, it's 6.0, because new IRC server :P

____________________
NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

fiver
Posted on 06-27-16 05:09 PM Link | #72452
also omg thread derailment, immediate permaban, what do you think you're doing, sir

Arisotura
Posted on 06-27-16 05:13 PM Link | #72453
you'll be permabanned too, then :P

____________________
NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

fiver
Posted on 06-27-16 05:15 PM Link | #72454
nah, dangerous purple pipes are more keen to getting banned than a dancing luigi.

plus then who will run the cafe o_O

salty
Posted on 06-27-16 05:58 PM Link | #72455
I'll take 4000000000000000 Kuri fries.

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discord: salty#1212
twitter
photobucke­t ;)

fiver
Posted on 06-27-16 06:27 PM Link | #72457
oh god, it's kirby in disguise

what to do, what to do

"I'm sorry sir, but we're currently.. um.. out of food from the last time yo- I mean, Kirby came. Sorry!"
..not really

Arisotura
Posted on 06-27-16 09:05 PM Link | #72470
that's a shitton of them


you will need to hire more employees

____________________
NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul
melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is

zafkflzdasd

fiver
Posted on 06-27-16 09:10 PM Link | #72472
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