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fiver
Posted on 07-10-16 07:11 PM Link | #73293
Posted by StapleButter
oh and


all those ads that are full of nothing but hope to be 'cool' by featuring modern shit

like, just stick a tablet and a guy doing shit on it

then there's also that dumb 'wireless' (But it has to be plugged in to work, you see!) samsung charger that's supposed to make the iPhone look worse compared to it but that charger doesn't even come with the phone

it's just humanity being too lazy to actually bother sticking the charger in the phone's charging port.
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StapleButter
Posted on 07-11-16 03:47 PM Link | #73342
isn't it one of those induction chargers?


the concept is interesting, but that has no real advantages over a regular charger, so dunno

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fiver
Posted on 07-11-16 03:57 PM Link | #73344
well, the only thing it's useful for is my mom's phone

she broke the charger port lol
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StapleButter
Posted on 07-13-16 08:08 AM Link | #73477
Here's the newest smart garbage you must get to spend a hip summer.


The smart swimsuit. Not new though.

They first present it as a swimsuit that avoids sunburns. First thought: "oh, they managed to make a fabric that blocks UV rays, interesting".

... no, you idiot. They just added crap to connect it to your fucking smartphone so the company can tell you when they think that you're going to get sunburnt.


And last but not least, the pinnacle of millennia of mankind progress:

The fucking smart sunscreen tube.

Yes, you read that right.

It supposedly connects to your smartphone and tells you how long you're protected for based on how much sunscreen you drop.

And when the tube is empty, you dispose it and dispose the electronic crap too. What a fucking waste of resources. Unless the gadget is just a separate cap that you can put on any regular sunscreen tube.



Mankind progress is dead. They don't care about improving mankind's existence durably or preserving the planet. All they care about is extracting money from idiots by abusing shitty trends like the smart objects one.

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fiver
Posted on 07-13-16 09:50 AM Link | #73478
that is

what



i'm sorry I can't comprehend what it's saying. You want me to, uh, buy a smart sunscreen tube?
where have the smart people gone over the decades
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LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 07-15-16 09:23 PM Link | #73631
Posted by StapleButter
The fucking smart sunscreen tube.

Yes, you read that right.

Links or it didn't happen.

StapleButter
Posted on 07-16-16 12:23 PM Link | #73675
It was an idea that was presented at TV. Apparently noone has released that bullshit yet. And I hope they don't.

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SGC
Posted on 07-16-16 02:36 PM Link | #73677
The human race stopped caring long ago, if you ask me.
They tell you it's okay, but it really isn't, and it most likely isn't going to stop unless laws are put into effect, or some sort of system that decides if things are actually needed/relevant.

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StapleButter
Posted on 07-16-16 02:38 PM Link | #73678
thing is, I'm not sure how one'd go about abolishing stupid ideas

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Cypher123
Posted on 07-17-16 05:00 PM Link | #73795
Ugh, that Lego Minecraft commercial.

They tried to get their set out so when ROBLOX releases thier set, little squealers can yell and complain saying that ROBLOX copied them, like they always say. Not even knowing ROBLOX's story starts way back.

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fiver
Posted on 07-17-16 05:36 PM Link | #73799
Lego minecraft commercial makes me cringe

srsly, minecraft p much is lego's. it's still square stuff in the game. Plus, you know, you can move properly, interact with people, and other stuff.

And to think, I'm sure that a Minecraft account would cost less than that lego set anyway.
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StapleButter
Posted on 07-17-16 06:20 PM Link | #73804
Legos are physical things though, it's not comparable :P

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Cypher123
Posted on 07-17-16 06:25 PM Link | #73807
Posted by xkitten
Lego minecraft commercial makes me cringe

srsly, minecraft p much is lego's. it's still square stuff in the game. Plus, you know, you can move properly, interact with people, and other stuff.

And to think, I'm sure that a Minecraft account would cost less than that lego set anyway.

Yeah. Also, if you have a mobile device, just get a MCPE APK.

Posted by StapleButter
Legos are physical things though, it's not comparable :P


Comparable as in how?

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LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 07-17-16 06:52 PM Link | #73812
Posted by Cypher123
Comparable as in how?

You can't use exactly use your plush toys to storm your secret Lego base in Minecraft.

Cypher123
Posted on 07-17-16 06:57 PM Link | #73816
Posted by LeftyGreenMario
You can't use exactly use your plush toys to storm your secret Lego base in Minecraft.

Confused. ._. 😂

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LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 07-17-16 07:02 PM Link | #73818
See, when I make a lego structure, I can invite my Mario plush pillow to sit on everyone. Or I can create a lego structure and use my clothes for drapery or something. Or I can invite one of my smaller Luigi figurines to beat up my Mario plush pillow and save the day for Legofolk.

In a digital game, you can't quite do that.

Cypher123
Posted on 07-17-16 07:24 PM Link | #73824
Posted by LeftyGreenMario
See, when I make a lego structure, I can invite my Mario plush pillow to sit on everyone. Or I can create a lego structure and use my clothes for drapery or something. Or I can invite one of my smaller Luigi figurines to beat up my Mario plush pillow and save the day for Legofolk.

In a digital game, you can't quite do that.


Yeah. But still, the commercial is annoying.

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fiver
Posted on 07-17-16 08:14 PM Link | #73829
You could build 3D pixel art..? xD

Well uh, all I say is that the whole "you can build anything" is useless because in Minecraft you actually have everything to choose from, while Legos on the other hand.. you don't have every block, plus you don't have an unlimited supply like in Minecraft you do. :P
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Cypher123
Posted on 07-17-16 08:33 PM Link | #73831
Posted by xkitten
You could build 3D pixel art..? xD

Well uh, all I say is that the whole "you can build anything" is useless because in Minecraft you actually have everything to choose from, while Legos on the other hand.. you don't have every block, plus you don't have an unlimited supply like in Minecraft you do. :P

And that is where this ROBLOX veteran steps in. You get a lot of things in ROBLOX. Like... Um, strike that. You are right. But LEGOs, you could have a whole bunch of sets and build a whole lot of things, but if you only have one set.... Limits.

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StapleButter
Posted on 08-12-16 04:36 PM Link | #76045
omg you HAVE to see the new Skip Ultimate ad


"we have studied all the stains to figure out their secrets"

"the stain detectors kill the stains"

this has stain detectors


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

marketing really is "pretend the consumers are complete idiots". then again, a lot of them are.

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