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Posts: 235/415 EXP: 506352 Next: 15010 Since: 07-01-14 Last post: 2370 days ago Last view: 1934 days ago |
these comebacks are original. I checked the Internet to make sure. Also please note i am not trying to offend anyone. these are common insults from bullies.
You are an idiot : Yes i am an idiot, for... A. Hooking up with your mom. B. Thinking you were straight. Your gay : You wish Thats not what your mom said last night : my mom doesn't date Hobo's. Your a loser who does nothing with his life : Says the person who wastes his time insulting me. You stole my GF! : Yeah, i stole all Zero of them [Bully is talking to the teacher to move his seat away from you] : you know, you can sit in the farthest corner... OF MY MIND! Post some of your own in the comments! |
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Member > Custom title goes here < Semi-Normal User Level: 39 
Posts: 209/335 EXP: 396583 Next: 8188 Since: 11-11-12 From: The United States of America.『アメリカ合衆国。』 Last post: 2727 days ago Last view: 2600 days ago |
My comebacks.
Person A : You're on your phone most of the time! Person B : Well, you're pissing me off most of the time. ————————————————————
Person A : You're so lazy. Person B : I'm not lazy. I just enjoy doing nothing. ————————————————————
Person A : Fuck you! Person B : I'm sorry, but I don't take offers. ————————————————————
Person A : You suck. Person B : Hey, at least I don't swallow, unlike you. <Silvreus>I am a random person…
<Silvreus>With a random personality… <Silvreus>With a random life… <Silvreus>How fun. :P |
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Those were pretty good!
But for the you swallow one, I would keep it fast and simple, and just say "And you swallow!" |
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 Fuzzy Good riddance! Level: 55 
Posts: 52/785 EXP: 1259343 Next: 54846 Since: 05-05-15 From: secret Last post: 2911 days ago Last view: 2303 days ago |
Canadians be like, "your mum's a nice lady, eh?" ____________________ NNID: GreenThunder1337 3DS FC: 1521 - 5979 - 1511 |
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"Minecraft is better than Smash so go get rekt!"
"At least I don't always use this and provide no evidence" Seriously, my friend is like: Minecraft has like 90000000 tournaments! Smash has none! GET OUT! ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucket  |
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Fuzzy Good riddance! Level: 55
Posts: 56/785 EXP: 1259343 Next: 54846 Since: 05-05-15 From: secret Last post: 2911 days ago Last view: 2303 days ago |
Posted by MercuryPenny Quit being such a downer man! Seriously. Stop. Double line break.  ____________________ NNID: GreenThunder1337 3DS FC: 1521 - 5979 - 1511 |
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 Lantern Ghost the gummiest worm of them all Level: 55 Posts: 661/754 EXP: 1241120 Next: 73069 Since: 06-24-14 From: treehouse Last post: 10 days ago Last view: 9 days ago |
Posted by MercuryPenny Also this: ![[thumbnail]](https://i.imgur.com/rikqHYF.jpg) |
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Lets stop being off topic guys.
But i have a good comeback [Bully is saying a super long comeback] : A. The only thing longer than that comeback is my D[***] ----OR----- Hear that? its the sound of nobody caring! |
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Posts: 248/415 EXP: 506352 Next: 15010 Since: 07-01-14 Last post: 2370 days ago Last view: 1934 days ago |
Guys, i need comebacks QUICK!
Some girl keeps saying racist stuff to me and my friends. I have a good comeback to say back to her but im afraid its way too mean (and a bit racist). So, does anyone have some comebacks for me? [The comebacks she said] {To my friend} Your an Hispanic big head! {To me} Go back home and kiss your [CENSORED MY RELIGION] mom! As you can tell she is quite mean. |
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Fuzzy Good riddance! Level: 55
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Posted by Somebody Else No offense intended, but how old are you? Those kind of insults would only offend a 5 year old. Just sayin'. ____________________ NNID: GreenThunder1337 3DS FC: 1521 - 5979 - 1511 |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 84
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Posted by Somebody Else Is racism the only way you can use comebacks? ____________________ discord: salty#1212 photobucket |
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Fuzzy Good riddance! Level: 55
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Well, if you REALLY want a good comeback;
"If I wanted my comeback, I'd wipe it off your mom's face" Go get em'!  ____________________ NNID: GreenThunder1337 3DS FC: 1521 - 5979 - 1511 |
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Posted by GreenThunder1337 Lol! (also im in 7th grade. In my school, if you dont say a comeback for any insult you'll be humiliated. |
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Posted by MercuryPenny that was good |
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Fuzzy Good riddance! Level: 55
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"Your an Hispanic big head!"
"Well, you're a communist crotch nazi!" ____________________ NNID: GreenThunder1337 3DS FC: 1521 - 5979 - 1511 |
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Posted by GreenThunder1337 lol i cried laughing! i cant wait to spring it on her! i bet she will stop talking smack |
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Member > Custom title goes here < Semi-Normal User Level: 39
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Posted by Somebody Else So, this white cracker is talking shit about Hispanics? Nothing new. People hate other races because they think they are so superior. I remember that I used some offending racist quotes back in high school. Good times… Anyways, here are some of the ones I used back then : Person A : I don't understand Spanish! Person B : Well, then go get some white friends. They'll understand you. --------------------------------
Person A : Fuckin' Hispanic! Person B : Fuckin' white shit. -------------------------------
Person A : You Hispanics are so stupid. Person B : At least I didn't murder, rape, or try to become a fascist dictator who tried to conquer the world like you Nazis. ------------------------------
Person A : We whites are better than you Hispanics. Person B : Really? Because we Hispanics invented your color TV, the gum, and even your fuckin' sodas, bitch! The whites never did any shit. You guys just stood there on your fat asses expecting us to do your shit, and then unfairly taking the credit from us. *For extra effect, get your friends, and slowly say : “Nobody. Fucks. With Hispanics.” while lifting your middle finger in front of their face.* <Silvreus>I am a random person…
<Silvreus>With a random personality… <Silvreus>With a random life… <Silvreus>How fun. :P |
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